Insert clever title here... a Canoe TR
11-16-2017
, 08:44 PM
It’s hard to believe that I’ve now been making Vegas trips for 11 years. Much like other posters here, I️ used to be good at poker. My trips back in the oughts used to be 5-8 people sharing one (cheap) room, shuttling to the Rio, and playing poker 16-20 hours per day. These days I’ve finally accepted that poker has evolved to the point where I’m lucky to break even at the Florida Indian casinos with drunk tourists. I️ just don’t have it anymore. Knowing I️ can’t hang, Vegas trips these days are all about the degen life. I️t used to be craps and carny games, now it’s triple double bonus (thanks Leon )
I’m hoping that actually trying to write a TR will help me remember what I️ did this trip. This will be my 7th stay in Vegas this year, and probably my last of 2017. This is my first trip back since that cock face coward shot all those people at the music festival, so I’m hoping for better run good this time. Plans wise, all we have booked is Bazaar meats Saturday night. The rest of the time will be spent gambling over our heads, drinking way too much, and apparently being cold all the time.
I’m being long winded af right now because Orlando to Vegas is a long ass flight, and I’ve got nothing better to do. I’m hoping to post session updates/ strippers/ drunken ramblings, whatever. Just need something to document this trip.
The players involved are me and Drew, brother in law guy. I️ thought four of us were coming but now it’s two...we will survive. The Cosmo has us hooked up with some type of two bedroom suite, full RFB as far as I️ know, and comped tickets to Adam Sandler that I’m sure we won’t use.
I’m a credit line player, but I️ brought a few extra bullets just in case we go to different casinos / strip clubs / whores
I️t would’ve been 30k but the top
One is light after a very expensive strip club hit. Worth I️t.
Currently on a delta flight to Salt Lake City, then we grab a new plane to Vegas. Southwest and frontier both have direct flights to Vegas, but I’d rather have a quick plane change and be able to fly first class since the flight is 5 hours. I’ll always pick comfort over convenience, so delta I️t is. Speaking of delta ****, Orlando has got to have the absolute worst dekta sky club in the world, but they still have vodka, whiskey, and cheese cubes
Anyhoo, I’m already drunk and drinking on a plane. Vegas will probably destroy me this trip but I’m up for I️t. It’s a literal guarantee that this TR with Canoe and Drew will end up being I️n the black 6 figures, or down 6 figures. Lots of TDB, craps, blackjack, prostitutes, pai gow, high limit rooms, and strip clubs.
Since I’m still trying to figure out tapatalk thingy, here’s a photo Dump of last trip
I️ guess I’ll quit for now since food is here with a fresh bourbon and ginger
Hopefully I️ don’t blasted this thing.
Oh since I’m flying now I️ had go the online route for tonight’s nfl game. Thank god delta gets NFL network. If anyone actually reads this and has a lean on a sporting event this weekend PLEASE holler at me.
I’m hoping that actually trying to write a TR will help me remember what I️ did this trip. This will be my 7th stay in Vegas this year, and probably my last of 2017. This is my first trip back since that cock face coward shot all those people at the music festival, so I’m hoping for better run good this time. Plans wise, all we have booked is Bazaar meats Saturday night. The rest of the time will be spent gambling over our heads, drinking way too much, and apparently being cold all the time.
I’m being long winded af right now because Orlando to Vegas is a long ass flight, and I’ve got nothing better to do. I’m hoping to post session updates/ strippers/ drunken ramblings, whatever. Just need something to document this trip.
The players involved are me and Drew, brother in law guy. I️ thought four of us were coming but now it’s two...we will survive. The Cosmo has us hooked up with some type of two bedroom suite, full RFB as far as I️ know, and comped tickets to Adam Sandler that I’m sure we won’t use.
I’m a credit line player, but I️ brought a few extra bullets just in case we go to different casinos / strip clubs / whores
I️t would’ve been 30k but the top
One is light after a very expensive strip club hit. Worth I️t.
Currently on a delta flight to Salt Lake City, then we grab a new plane to Vegas. Southwest and frontier both have direct flights to Vegas, but I’d rather have a quick plane change and be able to fly first class since the flight is 5 hours. I’ll always pick comfort over convenience, so delta I️t is. Speaking of delta ****, Orlando has got to have the absolute worst dekta sky club in the world, but they still have vodka, whiskey, and cheese cubes
Anyhoo, I’m already drunk and drinking on a plane. Vegas will probably destroy me this trip but I’m up for I️t. It’s a literal guarantee that this TR with Canoe and Drew will end up being I️n the black 6 figures, or down 6 figures. Lots of TDB, craps, blackjack, prostitutes, pai gow, high limit rooms, and strip clubs.
Since I’m still trying to figure out tapatalk thingy, here’s a photo Dump of last trip
I️ guess I’ll quit for now since food is here with a fresh bourbon and ginger
Hopefully I️ don’t blasted this thing.
Oh since I’m flying now I️ had go the online route for tonight’s nfl game. Thank god delta gets NFL network. If anyone actually reads this and has a lean on a sporting event this weekend PLEASE holler at me.
11-16-2017
, 10:13 PM
11-16-2017
, 10:50 PM
Three stacks of high society.
