Its cool I dont hate or anything. I am old (well not really, but I feel old haha), and while drinking in my 20s I could do anything including multi-day benders without a problem. Versus now IF I somehow get drunk it takes 2 days to recover, double hangovers and I am usually dead. So yeah I just avoid drinking, survived 10 days in Vegas back in April with maybe 5 drinks in total. Thats what I meant about how you are alive, I would personally be dead after day 1
Really fun read however, keep em coming!