Yes it's official LAP sighting in Vegas from the 30th to the 6th = 0

Good weekend!
Sat: 4 hours of play + 850
Sun: 1 hour of play +200

So i didnt end up playing any 2,5 this weekend as planned but no worries because i had a +1050 weekend. I randomly found myself in one of those dream games saturday night at ceasers. Apparently on friday and saturday they open up a couple 1,3 tables outside the poker room in between the sports book and pure. Makes for great game to say the least! To get an idea of how good the first hand i witnesssed when i got to the table was all 2way all in preflop for a 900 pot between 77 and A4off, a4 rivered a 4card flush obv lol. I only got to play this game for an hour before the table broke but was able to profit 275, mainly from a nice little bluff i pulled in a 4way pot. Warning dont try thisat home! so super drunk fish opens (gu with 77 from earlier) from utg to 15 and gets called by super drunk fish guy #2 ( guy with the A4o) calls, cut off calls and i call on the button with J7cc. Flops A109hhc. And it checks around. Turn is the 2c giving me a gutter and a flush draw. Utg bets 45 and gets called by the other 2 in the pot plus me. So 240 in the pot. River is the 4 of hearts completing the frontdoor flush draw. It checks around to me rather quickly and i decide to put out a suicide bluff of 125. Everyone snap folds! Woot! I played for a little longer and cashed out +275. Then headed over to venetian and proceded to run my 300 bu in up to 875. No overly interesting spots in this game to share.

Sundaycis normally an off day but i couldnt sleep soci headed over to venetian and got into a 1,2 game at 3:30am an hour and 2 flopped sets later i was up 200 and decidied to go ho e and force myself to sleep. Overall a good weekend! i plan on mixing in some 2,5 at bellagio this week and will be buying for 100bb to please the masses so hopefully it goes well. I plan to crush so just need the cards to work for me... norcaljew, ninja, and jsts are coming into townvtonight so im stoked about that. Ill finally have people to bounce hands off of and really help get in that grindmode for the series coming up.

Thunder close out tonight also. Goodnight lakers!

Stats since 3/1 ( when i got in vegas)

72 sessions
Winning sessions 53
Losing sessions 19
Total hours 228
Hourly profit 41.23/h
Total profit 9403

Well done!

imp,

are you playing in any of the WSOP events?

btw I'm headed out there next week, 28-31.

Idk depends on if anyone wants to stake me

Actually was going to ask you want to go half with me in the omaha hi low = )

Play satellites, get into a $1k bracelet event.

I'll play lol

jsts + ninja otw to aria if youre still there!

Had an awesome time. Last night.. Found myself in a great 1,3 game with a few fish a couple hot chick's and there bfs who are 10,20 regs at bellagio and aria.. Everyone was slamming watermelon martinis so the action was great to say the least.
Unfortunately I wasn't able to take super advantage of this and build a giant stack but I did cash out 405 winner.. Cash out wait..... I mean get kicked out. 405$ winner lol. New guy came to the table and decided he didn't want to pay the full straddle witch caused one of the 10,20 regs to get somewhat upset. Dealer keeps telling the guy it's 6 when the floor comes over and says everyone needs to calm down and the guy only owes 3 but has to fold his hand.

No one is happy with this decision and it causes the 10,20 and the fat jCkass to exchange some non appropriate words about the wideness and lengths of each others penises. Odd I know. Anyways table breaks causing everyone to leave.

I got invited back to the panorama to hang out with 10,20 regs a. X smoke some hookah.. (making the right friends woot) after about a hour and a half it was strip club time! Hit hustler for about An hour and half got a dance and paid my stripper tax then headed home. Where I proceded to take my only baddest of the night. Family was all awake at 6am making it impossible to enjoy post stripclub fap session lol.. To muh info I know but I know everyone can relate.

I did play a couple of fun hands that I'll share.

First one
I have 500 Villian covers
Drunk 10,20 reg named D raises to 15 and 3 people call including 10,20reg 2 that we will call S on the button and me in the blind. I have A4dd.. Flops AcKd8d.. I lead for 25 and it folds around to S who calls. Turn is Js and I checked S bets 50 I cr to 150 and get him to pitch A10 Woot.

2nd hand.

D MAKES IT 15 I call from the blinds with K8ss and we see the flop 4 ways.. Flop is Kd8d3d.. I check and D bets 25 and only I call.. Turn is a 6S and I lead for 45 he raises 90 more and I jam over the top for 200 more and he folds what I think was KQ.

Anyways overall it was a kickass night.. I will be playing at aria more often for sure. Especially since jew, ninja, and JsTs are in town.. Im meeting up with jew later and the misses is going to give him a multi colored hairdo and give me a red Mohawk. Should make for good times. Then it will be grinding with me showing them the new latenight sushi hevean place I found. Will report in the morning.

Also if they randomly happen to read this thanks deepak and siva for hanging out in the slumy 1,3 game and making it a great time. I look forward to playing you guys in the bigger games when I make my way up there

god those kids wake up early!

There's a place here where the strippers just finish you off. No fap sesh needed. It's great

I actually went bareback with a stripper in the back VIP area the other night

where?

Pandoras in Seattle

PM me for phone numbers of girls who put out

LOL. Ben Taylor. The sickest of degens. What happen to rehab for your raging gambling addiction?
Barebacking strippers. You sick bastard. Make it more than a day this time guy.

I'm just ****ing with you. Your probably a blast to party with. Have fun

Especially now that I'm single I'm way fun. And I lasted the whole time last time and only ended up like negitive 200 or so ambling bc I ran hot right before we left

Oh hi der. What's going on in here? Will be following this thread closely.

Welcome poker "pro" erik

While having a smoke outside of the venetian poker room I just got to witness a guy take a beat yell the f word then punch one of the advertisements screens next to the atms. Shattered it lol.. 400 allin loss just turned into a 2000 all on loss lol

Some people just can't handle Vegas

They sure cant

Fun night last night with the crew. Played about 2 hours of cards at venetian and ended up 40$ i should have done better but i over played ak on a k hi board and lost 100 more then i should have. Jew got his butt kicked after flopping top set and losing to a flush draw so him and i went over to bills to play some beer pong. A friend of mine was there playing poker randomly and joined us as well. She said she was horrible and jew and some other random dude were talking about how great they were so her and i teamed up and proceded to kick their ass in 2 games strait. In each game jews team still had 4+ cups left lol. After that jew and i met up with jsts and ninja ate some food at hooters and it was sleep time for me. I should be more rested for tonight so should make for some better stories. Oh and btw im now rockin a red mohawk so if you see me around say whats up im not hard to miss lol.

lol at you and the girl hustling jew. i wont be out there for a couple months, we'll see if the mohawk lasts that long haha. keep crushing man and congrats on doing what you love, not a lot of people get to.