Nice avatar

Great strategy when playing imo...

No crap lol. Bluff me just by blowing air

time for a super spicy poker session. will try to make the updates as hot as possible to keep the masses happy

pictures! Remember were just like a bunch of kids!

fml I'm spewing tonight blah. only down 100 but gotta get it together. getting a massage to get back in gear

This threads elbows are too pointy.

sigh

woot just pushed a nice little bluff thru. up 170.

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Playing ridiculous $1 $2 cash game at bellagio with @VanessaSelbst @RealKidPoker @katelinds @sorelmizzi @mm_forster @NickBinger

session over +98 played longer then i should have, brain was fried, shoulda left earlier. will post some hands when i wake up

How much are massages? I thought just big ballas got tableside massages

they are 2 bucks a minute. pshhh i am a big baller. (one with poker comps) if your ever st the Venetian at night playing make sure you get your massage from megan. awesome job!

This thread is going to be better once OP starts banging the masseuse and his wife finds out. Ninja Turtle would bang the masseuse. I am just saying.

i get the ball rolling on that for ya

so lets play a game. i pushed a bluff thru last night and almost sh*t my pants when i saw one the person folded. first person to guess what he had wins drinks on me next time u visit vegas (within reason obv)

so 2 people limp i limp 6d 7d from middle pos. buttkn and sb limp bb raises to 6. everyone calls. flop is 8d 8c 10d checks to me i bet 26 button raises to 76 folds to me. we each started with about 300. read on him is he is kinda a goofball but doesn't really get out of line just over values hand in certain spots. he has made some rather nitty post flip folds as well. i thing i picked up is before it was check to me and as i was grabbing my chips to bet he was already counting out a bet.

anyways i flat. 186 in pot. turn is 8h so board is 8d 8c 10d 8h. i lead for 50 he tanks for a minute asks how much i got left then folds. as he is folding he accidentally flashes me both cards. my mouth hits the floor.

so ladies tell me what he folded and i get u drunk. norcal and cory excluded from bet.

oh funny side story, like i said guy in the hand its kinda a goofball. earlier he was in a hand and it got checked to him and he literally sat there like he was thinking super hard for like 5-7 minutes and finally goes to the dealer are u gonna make them ( other players in hand) act or what? Lol entire table almost fell over. Then he folded lol

Jd9d

Just kidding bro. Don't bang the masseuse.

In before the divorce.

ATo. Easy game.

JJ

None right

9Jdd

If he folded an eight I will crap myself.

U win

Just bought a couch from a hot lesbo stripper. Going to check for glitter when I get home lol