saw a knockout asian chick working the stretch of trop west side of strip like towards the orleans...seemed way to hot for a streetwalker on this stretch...right off the boat or a dude. :P

Take one for the team, report back

Get it back on track, guys.

I am talking about in the casino.

I came disturbingly close to doing just that! and that's saying alot as I generally disregard street level produce altogether...

Pizza Hut to good pizza is like your hand compared to a hooker's

bump hump

I was looking at complaints.com and found numerous complaints about backpage girls not being what they thought they would be when they showed up at the door. A couple were asking for their money back from backpage on the complaints site and that made me laugh to think that dudes out there think that admins or something will read their complaint and respond LOL
Just a Saturday morning chuckle.
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oh god this thread

Are there any other kind?

I have a feeling those are not as common as one would think. Vegas is like grad school for scamsters, hookers, pimps, dealers, etc, etc. I think the number of times where a tourist comes and get the best of a scamming hooker is probably low.

you know what would be a true beat??...

broken rubber!!!!

Easy as hell to scam a hooker. Buy some black/green Dunes chips on Ebay for almost nothing...then walk around casino slots during prime hooker time until one of those whores sees you with those chips in your hand and hits on you. Have at least a few hundred worth.

Dude...just go to a PTA meeting in vegas. Do I have to draw you a diagram or something?

I've always heard about people paying girls with tourney chips but I never knew if it was real or just urban legend. Either way, if it worked, it would be a pretty solid angle.

Urban legend. Guarantee you the OP has never tried the Dunes thing.

I have a few hooker stories from my day but this is by far the most memorable.

This dates back to May 2012 and I was at the club Surrender at Encore with a bunch of of buddies. We were all having a great time and were absolutely obliterated and around 4am they decided to head back to their rooms at Palazzo. I was staying at Encore solo. I decided the fight was not over and was determined to get laid so I decided to stay at the club.

I was looping around the interior portion of the club and noticed a girl by herself at the bar next to a guy and a girl having an intimate convo. I went up and talked to her and she said it was her friend next to her and she was stuck as the third wheel. We had a few drinks and shots and I loosened her up and then we hit the dance floor. We started making out and a few minutes later her friend came up and starting grinding behind me. I was sandwiched between two hot broads and thought I was golden.

Circa 5am the music ends and the lights go on. The girls then ask what I want to do and I suggest heading to my room upstairs to continue partying. They accept after we go upstairs and have a few drinks from the mini bar I am having the first threesome of my life within minutes. It was quite the experience and when it was over one girl asked within 10 seconds, "Wanna settle up?" I was completely dumbfounded and even though I was severely wasted I was still coherent enough to know there was no discussion of compensation. The convo went something along these lines...

Hoe: Wanna settle up?
Me: What are you talking about?
Hoe: You told us you would give us $500 each.
Me: No @#*@ing way.

few minutes of arguing back and forth

Hoe: Fine you don't have to pay us. But we know your name and your room number and our boss isn't the friendliest guy in town

It was my first night in Vegas of a five day trip and was really nervous about looking over my shoulder the entire week. I know I could have switched rooms or hotels or whatever and Vegas is a big enough place but I was up $7-8k and decided to just bite the bullet.

Yet what happens next is pure gold. After paying these two scumbags they are both walking out the door in front of me and as the second one is exiting the room I jump kick her in the back and she goes flying across the hall way and her face slams against the door across the way.

It was the most pleasurable experience of my life....well maybe the second

Agreed. OP is in fantasyland.

Do you know who you are talking to?

Head of Security at a major casino once told me that the working girls all tended to be in the center bars of a property...and that if a white woman was sitting alone smoking menthols in the center bar, they were almost always a pro.

So the dude is afraid of pimp an shells out 500 each. But then decides it's a good idea to drop kick her.

I call Bull Chit

yeah this admittedly made no sense whatsoever to me...

I'd be way more afraid of the repercussions that come from drop kicking the hoe than from not paying her.

as tempting as it might be, I've never paid any female for sex, because
a) I don't want AIDS
b) I don't want to get robbed.

a McCarran airport cop once gave me a helpful tip, #1 was don't hire pros because you'll likely get roofied/robbed (they spike your drink when you're not looking), and #2 that if a pretty woman in a bar is just drinking clear drinks, it's likely just water etc and she's a pro

Also, true story, although I'm a middle aged guy, I've never hired a pro because one of my college profs said decades ago, as a warning, 'guys don't ever do that because they've been with hundreds of men and you're very likely to get a disease'... and can't argue w/that, some female who sleeps with several hundred guys a month is likely to have aids and no p**** is worth dyin over, lol

i used to always ask cabbies and casino dealers how to tell the difference between pros and 'drunk tourist woman who wants some' and didn't get a lot of helpful tips, most agreed sometimes it's hard to tell the difference; usually if they're too forward, too easy they're pros, common sense.

a funny saying tho about pros you don't pay them for the sex, you pay them for Leaving when it's over (vs trying to become your gf, move in with you etc), tru dat.

one thing I haven't tried but thinking about is AMPs, asian massage parlors, anyone have a happy ending story about those in LV?

Lol at the drop kicking part. Nice fake story brah!