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Originally Posted by eco74
Heh, you bought the sales pitch. I'll bet you're also the guy who thinks that stripper was REALLY into you.
No, that was just a joke, these CMT's see like 50 pricks a day, pretty sure they get to see a few big ones.
And I am actually the exact opposite of the dumb strip club guy. I am pretty sure that any of these girls is just a lying, thieving, dirtbag, that is what makes it so fun to treat them as such. You can't really do this kind of stuff to a nice, pretty girl, with a Bachelor's in Education from Sarah Lawrence. Well I guess if you are Leonardo Dicaprio or a Yale trust fund baby you could, but I digress.
I love bargaining them down from 500 to the 63 dollar credit voucher I pulled out of "Enchanted Dragons". The best is when they get in an argument with you and try to shake you down for more cash by "causing trouble", or having their "guy" come back later. If a hooker and Guido the killer pimp think they can cause problems for a Seven Stars Player in his suite or on the floor of Caesars Palace, they are definitely poster children for what happens when you drop out of High School to suck guys off for cash.
I am working on a stand up routine for a Vegas open mike I am going to, just trying out some new material.