That's how the TSA has been keeping us safe for years now.

if you want a hooker in vegas just go to the erotic review website, pay for a months subscription (I think $30) and you can search to find whatever you want. You will have a much better experience than hunting on the street or in bars, unless you enjoy the hooker hunting that is.

when i was there last week saw couple walking up and down the main road as you leave the strip and over the bridge towards the orleans

they looked dog rough tho i reckon they were prob early 20s but looked way way older

Rereading some of the posts ITT and there is some classics: "my cab driver told me anal pays like blackjack 3/2"

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Vegas is the hardest place to find legits that aren't trying to rob you so some screening is required. The site is called TER, just google it & it should pop up. They have detailed reviews posted by actual clients. The prices are going to be more expensive but would you rather cheap out & hope you don't get robbed or pay a little more to know someone is legit?

Also, I've never paid the actual subscription. You can still see the bulk of the reviews, just not the x-rated details until you pay. Can't go wrong with a free site.

Years ago I was standing right outside the door of IP at about 9pm waiting for Pizza Hut delivery. I saw two chicks come out of IP and walk past me. One of them was in her early 20s, white and kind of fat, but had a nice face, cute in a dirty way, and huge knockers that were fully on display. The other was black and also kind of fat, not dressed sexy in the slightest, and had a face that looked like it had taken many beatings and a stabbing or two in its time. She could have been late 20s or as old as 40, hard to tell. Whatever her age, she was fairly repulsive to me.

The white chick turned back and smiled and maybe its just because I'm fat so girls don't smile at me normally, but she was really really good at turning back and smiling. Her look really pierced me and I felt it in my balls. Still I was not entirely sure she was looking at me, but by the time I was done looking around to see if there was someone standing behind me or something, the two of them had come right up to me.

The white one said hello, continued to look at me seductively, and asked what I was doing standing there. It was really noisy, so when I told her "waiting for pizza" she was like, "what, waiting for Pete? are you gay?" We got that cleared up and she dove right in, asking how I would like oral sex from her and her friend. Frankenstein (the black girl) was right next to us, but didn't talk. I said something polite but non-committal like, "oh wow, thanks, I bet that would be awesome." She told me I could have it for $300. Now I was actually totally out of money and just killing time until my flight out home the next day, so I flat out told her I didn't have any money. She said $200 and there is an ATM machine right inside. Up to this point I was just enjoying her smile, her attention, and looking at her big knockers, but it was actually kind of a tiny thrill just knowing I could do it if I wanted to, and I found myself (to my own great surprise) actually considering it.

So I was thinking Hmm, if its $200 for the two of them, maybe I can get just the cute one for $100 and we can leave her hideous friend behind... But while I was thinking that, I was probably blushing and smiling and saying something like "I don't know, I don't think so..." and while I guess I'll never know for sure, I think if she had acted nice and flirty and tried for another 2 seconds she would have had me; but instead, her smile and charm and come-on instantly dropped and she whipped around and walked away abruptly.

And maybe she wasn't being rude. Maybe she thought I was a definite "no" and so, business being business, she moved on to find another potential client as quickly as possible. But from my perspective, just a person talking to another person, it seemed really rude, and what's more, it totally broke the spell for me. She looked less cute and more dirty than a moment before, and I noticed for the first time that her clothes were nasty dirty rags. It occurred to me that her beastly friend could probably kick my ass. Anyway, I literally started to shout advice to them along the lines of, "instead of storming off, if you had touched my arm or gave me another hot look or something..." but I cut it off before I said anywhere near that much, laughing out loud at myself for offering constructive criticism to a pair of Vegas street walkers on how to win over johns who are on the fence.

The pizza was awful. They must thrive on tourists and not count on getting any repeat business. I called the Pizza Hut back to see if they would offer me a coupon or something, but they never answered the phone. So the prostitutes weren't the only ones who could use a lesson on how to treat people.

Bellagio after midnight. They're all lined up along the main stretch of the casino like a welcoming parade if you enter through the main entrance and walk towards your elevator.

No, that's the line to get into the club.

BTW, most pizza delivery in Vegas will bring it to your room.

I was just bored and people watching, getting some fresh air before hunkering back down in the hotel room for another 18 hours before my flight out.

And easily the worst pizza I've had stateside.

Stopped reading here. You, sir, know how to do Vegas.

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Yup, that's what vacations are for, to live it up a little. I can't get pizza delivery where I live (that's any good) so I can understand ordering out in Vegas.

It is 9pm in Vegas, you leave at 3pm the next day, and your final night is spent in your room with Pizza Hut?

Brenda, that you? (My ex)

Joke's on you, you married her.

Then again, you found a way to escape, too.

Ha, good point, though I never married her.

No, not Brenda. You probably missed this part:

I was trying to cut my losses - 1 pizza could be dinner, breakfast, and lunch the next day!

I actually had an amazing time playing poker on the trip, even though I did lose my money.

Bad beat: before the pizza incident, with my last $20 of gambling money wadded up in my hand, I stalked around a couple casino floors contemplating what to do with it. I had never played any casino table games, but after losing several thousand dollars (a few months worth of low stakes poker winnings), I figured it was too nitty to be sensible and go home with the $20. So for the first time (and now years later, still the only time) I sat down at a roulette table. I tried to put my $20 down on red, but the croupier told me I had to buy chips. Fine, that only took a few seconds. Then he told me I couldn't put $20 on red/black unless I also bet something in the middle. Then it hit me - I'll put it all on my birthday! So I pick up my chips from red and start to put them down on my birthday number, when the croupier informs me that it is now too late to bet on this spin, I'll have to wait until the next one... and the ball landed on my birthday.

For the record, it did NOT land on my birthday twice in a row.

This is a trip down memory lane for me. When I wrote the first post, I actually started off with "a couple of years ago..." and only a minute later did I realize, no, that was a couple years ago, that was probably 10 years ago. Time sure flies when you're losing at poker and lazing around not doing much during the prime of your life!

How in the heck do you know a woman is a hooker by looking at her?

She looks back.

It comes from exposure to pro's over many years. When you know, you know.

You can't put a bet on red/black without a number bet? They've never stopped me from doing it, but it's not like I've played it very much.

I've only played the colors lots of times.

It's just that you have to place the full min bet on each outside spot vs. getting to split it up amongst the inner #s.

unless he was in the HL room, I can't see how the min bet was more than $20. MGM is the only property that I know of that has a $25 min, and I haven;t seen one higher on any outside tables.

Thought this thread was about hookers

Such a bizarre, yet funny, statement

the same 2 girls were waking the same 200yrd stretch of road for 2 weeks from 10pm onwards. maybe they just lost something and were looking for it i dunno