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Originally Posted by lossage
Dear people of Earth, I am not okay with these developments.
I don't understand how every man on the planet is NOT wearing a Man-bag (get your terminology right dammit!) at this point in time. I don't carry anything with me anything beyond the necessities, but when I head out for the day I need my:
Wallet
Key ring w/ about a dozen keys on it
Car key fob
cell phone
contact lens case
re-wetting drops (end of day I get dry itchy eyes)
thumb drive
sunglasses
420 vape pen
Small bottle of hand sanitizer (I realize one could argue that this is not a necessity, but I'm a bit of a germaphobe)
Tell me--how the hell am I supposed to fit all the above comfortably in my pockets?
Oh, AND you expect me to stuff an additional 10-15K into my pockets when I go to Vegas to gambool?? You're nuckin' futs... Maybe some of you aren't self-confident / comfortable enough in your manhood to rock a man-bag (admittedly I did go out of my way to buy a very masculine-looking leather man-bags) but I don't know of any other reasonable alternative. No way I'm gonna' stuff all that **** in my pockets...
Last edited by Pride of Cucamonga; 04-22-2017 at 08:29 AM.
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