gimme a P...gimme an L...gimme an O....what's that spell?

OMADRAW!...louder...OMADRAW!

you get the idea...

Smash those rivers....take them to valuetown with that nut flush draw and wrap....charge them to draw against your top set.....gogogo!

I'm at aria. It's go time. 1/3 PLO buying in for the max obv cause I got a huge bankroll. Still on the board for 2/5.

Spoiler I covered up my last name you creepy ****s.

Edited for right pic. **** iPhone

I got a feelin ima be sayin the word POT a lot in this game.

How much do I need to buy in to 400/800 mixed game in ivey's room? I don't wanna embarrass anyone though

Last night, I'm at Aria, it's late,

and I see John Robert Bellande walk in.

And he goes, he sits 400-800

And the whole place stops when John Robert walks in.

Everybody puts an eye on him.

After a little while, there wasn't a crap game going...

'cause all the high rollers are over there watching him.

Some are playing with him, giving away their money to this guy to say...

"Oh, I played with broke living guy"

And you know what I did? I sat down.

Nah, you need 20 grand to play right in that game.

Well, I had six, but I had to know.

What happened?

Played tight for an hour. I folded mostly, and then I made a score.

- Wired aces or kings? - Rags.

I had nothing. But he raised.

And I just decided, you know, I don't care about the money.

I'm just gonna outplay the guy.

I'm just gonna outplay this guy this hand.

- I re-raised. - Re-raise.

- You played right back at him, huh? - Oh, yeah.

And he just comes right back over the top of me,

trying to bully me like I'm some ****ing tourist.

I hesitate for two seconds. I re-raised.

And he makes a move toward his checks, and he looks at me.

And he looks at his cards, and he looks at me again.

And he mucked it. I took it down.

"Did you have it?" "I'm sorry, John. I don't remember."

I got up, and I walked to the cashier.

I sat with the broke living guy, and I won.

You put a ****ing move on Bellande, you son of a bitch.

Lol nice one

Will, are we watching Rounders or are we watching Brent _____ run that 3k up to like 5k??!?!


(I was one of your original followers so I know your last name. Gonna stalk you now LOL)

Add me on fb

Still waiting on that hound from my hot Asian waitress. Gotta get the juices flowing

check your pms

lol...just drunk...feeling the rounders quotes....I'll shut up now

Creep mode...

jeez you are very fast at responding on this thread....


focus on playing some poker!

Naw dude it's entertaining

Min buy-in for limit games is usually 10 small bets.

So that is 4k for the 400-800 game.

Almost there, gogogogogogo!

Brent just added me on Facebook, he's probably expecting constant photos of me raging and strippers all over... unfortunately, he like most of the other 2p2ers will be disappointed with the monotony of my page lol



f*ck how do i navigate these spoilers while drunk...

So card dead. This guy on my right just made me his bitch and I'm stuck 250.

HL now you can see all my music videos. Fap fap fap

how did you know?

Ill fap later though, i don't think DS would be too happy about me fapping to another guy's video while she's here.

How can one be card dead in PLO?

Don't worry about the cards not coming. Be patient young grasshopper



Then stack three people with nut flush draw/wrap, nut backdoor draw

If you have a double backdoor belly buster straight draw to the nut low....SHIP IT

Yeah def 5 star thread! Go go go Brent M**$#%;%&m!!