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Originally Posted by entirecircus
In honor of this thread, a buddy and I hit Jerry's Nugget and then Chica Bonitas last Friday night.
Jerry's Nugget: Never been before, and it was certainly the cheapest place I've ever gabled in. Did some roulette and blackjack for a little while.
Chica Bonitas: This place was jumping. Very busy and a lot of girls. $5 to get in. Watched the stage for a little bit, then sat at a table so some girls sat down with us. They dragged us back to a lapdance friendly back area, where I dropped $200 on two girls. My buddy told me his dancer stole about $50 in ones from his pocket. A+ would get ripped off again.
I've never done anything like that, because I can't imagine how it would be even remotely exciting or pleasurable to sit in a chair, keeping your arms rigidly at your sides, while a dancer writhes away close enough to touch...but you can't touch. Any sexual experience, for me at least, involves touching.
Aside from that is the cost. For $200...I could have a lot of fun doing something else. Like play the $2 blackjack at Jerry's Nugget and last long enough to consume fifty drinks
In a kind of mutual sleaze bond, Jerry's Nugget and Chica Bonitas are located directly across the street from one another. That strip club has had many names and incarnations over the years, but The Nug has always been The Nug. BTW, the coffee shop there is astoundingly good (given the neighborhood, you expect the daily special to be Creamed Chipped Poached Something, or maybe bat cutlets).