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07-29-2021 , 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Langdon
DaNit you are my favorite 2+2er

Glad someone appreciates it.


Man not sure why I bother replying to these type of threads. They’re always started by the laziest people and you know they’re not going to heed any advice in this thread.

I don’t expect anyone on vacation to go to Poker Palace unless there as crazy as me. However lol at starting this thread and spending your trip at the most plain/generic center strip poker room and going to the opposite of the type of strip club asked about.

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08-01-2021 , 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by pig4bill
Well what happened with the gun? He just showed it to everyone and it took ten minutes for security to show? Crap 3 chips out of a dealer's rack and they will be there in 10 seconds.
So I actually walked up after the guy pulled out the gun. Went up to a guy with his girl with an empty bottle in his hand ready to protect himself/chick and he told me what happened.

Security did take forever!
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08-01-2021 , 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Da_Nit
Glad someone appreciates it.


Man not sure why I bother replying to these type of threads. They’re always started by the laziest people and you know they’re not going to heed any advice in this thread.

I don’t expect anyone on vacation to go to Poker Palace unless there as crazy as me. However lol at starting this thread and spending your trip at the most plain/generic center strip poker room and going to the opposite of the type of strip club asked about.
Dude you are super right! I know I felt stupid I only looked before I went on the trip and not during. I got wayyy too drunk on my last night and the booze took control!

Also, I picked up something else while I was there.... Covid... Not sure if I would rather have an STD or what because this **** does suck and I was vaccinated... No Ragrets!
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08-01-2021 , 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by GoSitOnABanana
Dude you are super right! I know I felt stupid I only looked before I went on the trip and not during. I got wayyy too drunk on my last night and the booze took control!

Also, I picked up something else while I was there.... Covid... Not sure if I would rather have an STD or what because this **** does suck and I was vaccinated... No Ragrets!

Oh wow that sucks, I guess good thing you’re vaccinated as otherwise I’d expect the symptoms to be much worse.
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08-01-2021 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by GoSitOnABanana
Dude you are super right! I know I felt stupid I only looked before I went on the trip and not during. I got wayyy too drunk on my last night and the booze took control!

Also, I picked up something else while I was there.... Covid... Not sure if I would rather have an STD or what because this **** does suck and I was vaccinated... No Ragrets!
I would be curious to know if you were masked, unmasked, or masked part of the time?

If part of the time, I would be curious to know where and when you wore a mask and where and when you didn't.
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08-01-2021 , 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Doc T River
I would be curious to know if you were masked, unmasked, or masked part of the time?

If part of the time, I would be curious to know where and when you wore a mask and where and when you didn't.
I only wore a mask in the airport and on my flights. I was at a work conference and 90% of people were not wearing masks, including myself. Everywhere else I went I did not wear a mask. I only really saw dealers or workers wearing mask during my time there.
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08-01-2021 , 09:03 PM
May your illness get no worse and you recover quickly.
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08-01-2021 , 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by GoSitOnABanana
I'm going on a degen trip to Vegas and it's been a few years. Any good cheap places to eat as well? Looking for anything cheap and cool lately going on please.
Not many cheap places in Las Vegas anymore, anywhere.

If something is cheap there it likely sucks or is in an unsafe area.

Not like it used to be..
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08-02-2021 , 11:43 AM
In honor of this thread, a buddy and I hit Jerry's Nugget and then Chica Bonitas last Friday night.

Jerry's Nugget: Never been before, and it was certainly the cheapest place I've ever gabled in. Did some roulette and blackjack for a little while.

Chica Bonitas: This place was jumping. Very busy and a lot of girls. $5 to get in. Watched the stage for a little bit, then sat at a table so some girls sat down with us. They dragged us back to a lapdance friendly back area, where I dropped $200 on two girls. My buddy told me his dancer stole about $50 in ones from his pocket. A+ would get ripped off again.
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08-02-2021 , 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by entirecircus
In honor of this thread, a buddy and I hit Jerry's Nugget and then Chica Bonitas last Friday night.

Jerry's Nugget: Never been before, and it was certainly the cheapest place I've ever gabled in. Did some roulette and blackjack for a little while.

Chica Bonitas: This place was jumping. Very busy and a lot of girls. $5 to get in. Watched the stage for a little bit, then sat at a table so some girls sat down with us. They dragged us back to a lapdance friendly back area, where I dropped $200 on two girls. My buddy told me his dancer stole about $50 in ones from his pocket. A+ would get ripped off again.
I've never done anything like that, because I can't imagine how it would be even remotely exciting or pleasurable to sit in a chair, keeping your arms rigidly at your sides, while a dancer writhes away close enough to touch...but you can't touch. Any sexual experience, for me at least, involves touching.

Aside from that is the cost. For $200...I could have a lot of fun doing something else. Like play the $2 blackjack at Jerry's Nugget and last long enough to consume fifty drinks

In a kind of mutual sleaze bond, Jerry's Nugget and Chica Bonitas are located directly across the street from one another. That strip club has had many names and incarnations over the years, but The Nug has always been The Nug. BTW, the coffee shop there is astoundingly good (given the neighborhood, you expect the daily special to be Creamed Chipped Poached Something, or maybe bat cutlets).
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08-02-2021 , 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by madrobin
I've never done anything like that, because I can't imagine how it would be even remotely exciting or pleasurable to sit in a chair, keeping your arms rigidly at your sides, while a dancer writhes away close enough to touch...but you can't touch. Any sexual experience, for me at least, involves touching.
Hey, no judging how you like to spend your time, but fyi, I've never had a strip club experience like what you're describing. Touching is always on the table. (Well, mostly tits and ass and pussy. Table is just in the way.)

I don't even throw money around. Hell, at Chicas the stripper's hand was all inside my pants.

It was a fun time, and no one got hurt. Cheers.
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08-02-2021 , 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by entirecircus
I don't even throw money around. Hell, at Chicas the stripper's hand was all inside my pants.

It was a fun time, and no one got hurt. Cheers.
The pretty young thing at Sapphire did that for $20 ~12 years ago (damn you inflation!).

Related: holy ****, I've been married for ~12 years!

I'm guessing madrobin might be more familiar with Portland area clubs, where I guess they regulate the debauchery.

Here in Az, I was told I could touch anything I could see. I still asked every time.
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08-02-2021 , 01:36 PM
This has taken an interesting turn.
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08-02-2021 , 02:18 PM
I don't think you can touch here, either. At least you couldn't when I went years ago.

Two of my then coworkers shared the same birth month as myself and one of them was turning twenty-one so we decided to go to a juice bar to celebrate. The third member of our party bailed, but the twenty-one year old and I went.

As a birthday present, I told my coworker I would pay for a lap dance. Two girls approached our table and one of them took my friend to the back before I could give him the money for the dance.

Feeling like I had no choice, I went to the back with the other girl where I ended up getting a lap dance. When back there, the girl told me I had to put my hands on the arms of the recliner and leave them there.

At the time, the dancers could have bare breasts but had to wear panties. I believe that has changed and the dancers have to wear pasties in addition to the panties now.

Last edited by Doc T River; 08-02-2021 at 02:30 PM. Reason: Yes, even no touching was enjoyable.
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08-02-2021 , 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Doc T River
Feeling like I had no choice, I went to the back with the other girl. When back there, the girl told me I had to put my hands on the arms of the recliner and leave them there.
This was at Chicas? Crazy!

I feel like you got rivered by a 1 outer there.
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08-02-2021 , 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by entirecircus
This was at Chicas? Crazy!

I feel like you got rivered by a 1 outer there.
No. Sorry for the confusion.

Here as in the city where I live.
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08-02-2021 , 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Doc T River
No. Sorry for the confusion.

Here as in the city where I live.
Oh, gotcha. That makes more sense. All my experience in Vegas is very touchy-feely, with the low-end places being more so.
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08-02-2021 , 11:00 PM
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Oh, gotcha. That makes more sense. All my experience in Vegas is very touchy-feely, with the low-end places being more so.
I had nooo problem touching until the bouncers and dudes said no... So maybe it was a no too? I cannot wait to go to Chicas but we all might need to meet there since idk the ropes... Few months after I get better-then I might go back and get it again-aka Covid... it's no fun so be careful but... won't stop me from hitting Chicas next time. Gotta stop at Jerry's before for sure.

My last time I went to Cheetah's blacked out and I'm pretty sure they spiked my drink and I had a great time. Anyone else have any good and fun scummy strip club stories? I'm here quarentined and bored.... ready to go back haha
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08-03-2021 , 12:15 AM
Been to the Rhino many times in the last decade or so. Very few rules. Have never been told hands can’t wander as long as you pay and as long as you don’t try to steal third base. Buddy got a C-1 J in the back, for 1,500$. I told him he was dumb as **** and he coulda got 2 pros at the same time for that. Everyone else gave him high fives. Still insist I’m right.

Also in my town there is absolutely no touching. Vegas is a different breed though.

Also hope you had fun banana Vegas is great!


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08-03-2021 , 05:18 AM
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Buddy got a C-1 J in the back, for 1,500$.
Whatzat?
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08-03-2021 , 07:44 AM
C-1 = B
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08-03-2021 , 12:36 PM
As someone who lived above an adult movie theater/strip joint and whose girlfriend worked there, I definitely have stories.

Last edited by Doc T River; 08-03-2021 at 12:37 PM. Reason: For good or bad, the experience helped shape me who I am and I'm not going to deny it happened.
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08-03-2021 , 03:22 PM
When is the correct situation(s) to tip bouncers in the back and how much?
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08-03-2021 , 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd
When is the correct situation(s) to tip bouncers in the back and how much?
Before they throw your ass out and enough they don't throw your ass out.

Last edited by Doc T River; 08-03-2021 at 03:30 PM. Reason: The strip joint I lived above didn't have bouncers.
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08-04-2021 , 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd
When is the correct situation(s) to tip bouncers in the back and how much?
I'm sure Miss Manners has dealt with this question in exhaustive detail.
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