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07-18-2020 , 01:14 PM

ARTUS

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2020 Posts: 7

Hi gamblers,
My name is Louis, I am a french parisian expat who lives in Las Vegas for 3years now, after getting married to a local bartender during a WSOP trip.
I am looking to make some poker friends here who also live in the city of lights. Getting some advices and local tips
I am 33 years old, have a baby boy of 1, and play mostly cash games (1/3, 2/5) and MTT (into the bracelet hunting online Right now on WSOP)
Thank you for reading me and good luck out there!

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07-18-2020 , 05:11 PM

RodionRaskolnikov

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Join Date: Jun 2020 Posts: 137

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Originally Posted by ARTUS

Do you, by any chance, have any fruit for sale?

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07-18-2020 , 05:16 PM

Gzesh

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Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 7,643

Spend more time with your kid.

(He won't judge you for talking funny or wearing a beret.)

Last edited by Gzesh; 07-18-2020 at 05:22 PM.

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07-18-2020 , 06:58 PM

Guy Incognito

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,888

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Originally Posted by ARTUS

Getting some advices and local tips

Don't be one of those tourists that gets roped in by strange women and..

Oh. ****.

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07-18-2020 , 07:31 PM

ARTUS

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2020 Posts: 7

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Originally Posted by Gzesh

Spend more time with your kid.

(He won't judge you for talking funny or wearing a beret.)

Thanks I feed him baguette every day already 🥖
We spend lots of time together during the lockdown already!
Can't wait to train him how to 3bet light in position

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07-18-2020 , 10:27 PM

Nepeeme2008

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Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 2,913

Beware of black haired Korean poker players.

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07-18-2020 , 11:20 PM

702guy

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Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 8,420

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Originally Posted by ARTUS

Hi gamblers,

I am 33 years old, have a baby boy of 1, and play mostly cash games (1/3, 2/5) and MTT (into the bracelet hunting online Right now on WSOP)
Thank you for reading me and good luck out there!

keep playing online and hope they honor your cashout. no reason to risk catching COVID-19 or anything else trying to play live right now with these nasty degenerates.

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07-19-2020 , 06:07 AM

fuxxnuts

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Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,116

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Originally Posted by Nepeeme2008

Beware of black haired Korean poker players.

This. Esp if they go by the name of Min.

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07-19-2020 , 10:10 AM

Mother Mucker

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,742

You're French and fell for an American?

The French accent on a chick is sexy AF. I feel like I would swoon over every woman over there.

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07-19-2020 , 11:28 AM

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Stu Ungar

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Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 4,966

IN before the Cyril drawing..

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07-19-2020 , 09:40 PM

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MSchu18

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OP, you are never truly alone...

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07-19-2020 , 11:46 PM

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lvBlitzforce

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Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 1,202

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Originally Posted by Stu Ungar

IN before the Cyril drawing..

LOL

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07-20-2020 , 03:17 AM

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pig4bill

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Originally Posted by Mother Mucker

You're French and fell for an American?

The French accent on a chick is sexy AF. I feel like I would swoon over every woman over there.

The furry pits and legs tho...

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07-20-2020 , 04:13 PM

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RodionRaskolnikov

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Join Date: Jun 2020 Posts: 137

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Originally Posted by Mother Mucker

You're French and fell for an American?

The French accent on a chick is sexy AF. I feel like I would swoon over every woman over there.

I can confirm. I tossed a few French exchange students in college. Knew how to party.

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07-20-2020 , 09:07 PM

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ARTUS

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2020 Posts: 7

Yes the accent was my main asset to grab my wife p**y
I will stay away from Korean guys but can't promise about korean girls. ��
Thanks for the advice

For the one mentioning Cyril you talking about Mouly the Frenchman con artist? Isn't he in jail?

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07-20-2020 , 09:35 PM

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Gzesh

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Originally Posted by ARTUS

Yes the accent was my main asset to grab my wife p**y
I will stay away from Korean guys but can't promise about korean girls. ��
Thanks for the advice

For the one mentioning Cyril you talking about Mouly the Frenchman con artist? Isn't he in jail?

https://www.saatchiart.com/drawings/cyril/feature

btw, very classy post, reminds me of that Access Hollywood bus interview with then candidate Trump:

"I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything "

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald...Hollywood_tape

Wait, aren't you the guy who is married 3 years with a 1 year old son ? Wait, neve-rmind, I forgot you are a french guy who is married 3 years with a 1 year old son ....

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07-20-2020 , 10:22 PM

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Stu Ungar

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Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 4,966

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Originally Posted by ARTUS

For the one mentioning Cyril you talking about Mouly the Frenchman con artist? Isn't he in jail?

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07-20-2020 , 11:30 PM

#18

tylerg777

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 24

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Originally Posted by ARTUS

I got to Vegas on the 4th and have gotten terrible luck at the 1/3 game at the bellagio so I started playing WSOP online and I've been doing really well. Haven't played a bracelet tournament though.

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07-21-2020 , 11:37 AM

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ARTUS

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2020 Posts: 7

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Originally Posted by Gzesh

Yeah it's called humour.
Of course I was referring to our great President of the USA
Why so serious, put a smile on that face

Thanks for the paintings link

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07-21-2020 , 12:59 PM

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Gzesh

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Originally Posted by ARTUS

Yeah it's called humour.
Of course I was referring to our great President of the USA
Why so serious, put a smile on that face

Thanks for the paintings link

Of course you were.

Chalk it up to cultural differences.

Personally, I can never make French toast, keep burning my tongue trying to get the bread out of the toaster.

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07-21-2020 , 01:08 PM

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AzOther1

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I am shocked (Shocked!) that there isn't a "Vegas-living, French-speaking, Poker-playing" MeetUp group already out there just waiting for OP to join.

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07-21-2020 , 01:34 PM

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Gzesh

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Originally Posted by AzOther1

I am shocked (Shocked!) that there isn't a "Vegas-living, French-speaking, Poker-playing" MeetUp group already out there just waiting for OP to join.

Isabelle Mercier used to play here at the Bellagio about 15 -20 years ago, maybe OP could look her up .... except she is from Canada, not France

Maybe DNegs can give him some local perspective, according to his tweet on picking up girls by speaking french:

https://twitter.com/RealKidPoker/sta...05595368292352

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07-24-2020 , 06:11 PM

#23

civ77

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Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 456

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Originally Posted by Gzesh

Triggered

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08-01-2020 , 01:44 PM

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GaminDeBuci

adept

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 925

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Originally Posted by ARTUS

Je suis un peu confus. Vous jouez au poker et vivez à Las Vegas depuis trois ans. Quel type de conseil local recherchez-vous?

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08-12-2020 , 06:17 PM

#25

desire

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 278

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Originally Posted by RodionRaskolnikov

I can confirm. I tossed a few French exchange students in college. Knew how to party.

Every single post I've read of yours involves you looking for sex, you having had sex, or commenting on others having sex.

Are there no women in your village?

Not a disparagement, just an observation.

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