So you're big and kinda hairy
Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an ass that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna **** you doggy-style
The way chihuahua's do
But I got one...
When I was only three,
my mom said to me,
"Don't go screwin' with a skanky ho,
or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen,
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,...