This is where we whine and post hand histories IMO

hows my ass taste?

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $400.00
MP: $209.65
CO: $676.40
BTN: $80.00
SB: $387.10
Hero (BB): $400.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with A 2
2 folds, CO raises to $14, 1 fold, SB calls $12, Hero raises to $60, 1 fold, SB calls $46

Flop: ($134.00) 8 K 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $80, SB raises to $180, Hero raises to $340 all in, SB folds

kobe, tell me how my ass tastes

Thankyou.





PokerStars Game #18787355958: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/13 - 10:36:05 (ET)
Table 'Goberta' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Cyb3rMan ($473.40 in chips)
Seat 2: tnetter ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: supreme20 ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: MultiBluffer ($219.50 in chips)
Seat 5: check_kills ($531.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Belok ($388 in chips)
Seat 7: plyboy_binny ($388 in chips)
Seat 8: werdertz ($189.70 in chips)
Seat 9: JawsNFX ($447 in chips)
check_kills: posts small blind $2
Belok: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to supreme20 [Jh Jd]
plyboy_binny: folds
werdertz: folds
JawsNFX: folds
Cyb3rMan: raises $8 to $12
tnetter: folds
supreme20: calls $12
MultiBluffer: folds
check_kills: raises $35 to $47
Belok: folds
Cyb3rMan: calls $35
supreme20: raises $353 to $400 and is all-in
check_kills: raises $131.75 to $531.75 and is all-in
Cyb3rMan: folds
Uncalled bet ($131.75) returned to check_kills
*** FLOP *** [Jc 2d 5s]
*** TURN *** [Jc 2d 5s] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 2d 5s 9d] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
check_kills: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
supreme20: shows [Jh Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
supreme20 collected $848 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $851 | Rake $3
Board [Jc 2d 5s 9d Ts]
Seat 1: Cyb3rMan folded before Flop
Seat 2: tnetter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: supreme20 showed [Jh Jd] and won ($848) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: MultiBluffer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: check_kills (small blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Belok (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: plyboy_binny folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: werdertz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: JawsNFX folded before Flop (didn't bet)

da chark is huuuuuuuuuuuuugbnrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaldsj fsaldfjsldfjsaldjfasldfjasd





PokerStars Game #18787857706: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/13 - 11:05:58 (ET)
Table 'Kundry' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: JawsNFX ($378 in chips)
Seat 2: Ramanorth ($379.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Macdaddy1955 ($126.40 in chips)
Seat 4: SakiAK ($357.40 in chips)
Seat 5: plyboy_binny ($425.90 in chips)
Seat 6: papamant ($352.85 in chips)
Seat 8: k0nfidence33 ($379.95 in chips)
Seat 9: supreme20 ($799 in chips)
stingray2307 will be allowed to play after the button
k0nfidence33: posts small blind $2
supreme20: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to supreme20 [4c 4d]
JawsNFX: folds
Ramanorth: folds
Macdaddy1955: calls $4
SakiAK: folds
plyboy_binny: folds
papamant: folds
k0nfidence33: calls $2
supreme20: checks
*** FLOP *** [4s 8s 8d]
k0nfidence33: checks
supreme20: checks
Macdaddy1955: bets $12
k0nfidence33: calls $12
supreme20: raises $28 to $40
Macdaddy1955: calls $28
k0nfidence33: raises $64 to $104
supreme20: raises $691 to $795 and is all-in
Macdaddy1955: calls $82.40 and is all-in
k0nfidence33: calls $271.95 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($419.05) returned to supreme20
*** TURN *** [4s 8s 8d] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [4s 8s 8d 9d] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
k0nfidence33: shows [8h As] (a full house, Eights full of Fours)
supreme20: shows [4c 4d] (four of a kind, Fours)
supreme20 collected $507.10 from side pot
Macdaddy1955: mucks hand
supreme20 collected $376.20 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $886.30 Main pot $376.20. Side pot $507.10. | Rake $3
Board [4s 8s 8d 9d 4h]
Seat 1: JawsNFX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Ramanorth folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Macdaddy1955 mucked [9s Qs]
Seat 4: SakiAK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: plyboy_binny folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: papamant (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: k0nfidence33 (small blind) showed [8h As] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Fours
Seat 9: supreme20 (big blind) showed [4c 4d] and won ($883.30) with four of a kind, Fours

Love pwning fish with double check-raises.

Poker Stars $3/$6 Pot Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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Hero (BB): $897.80
BTN: $219.95
SB: $354.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with T 3
BTN calls $6, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($15.00) 6 T J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $14.25, Hero calls $14.25

Turn: ($43.50) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $6, Hero raises to $48, BTN calls $42

River: ($139.50) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $60, Hero raises to $192, BTN folds

can one of you donk luckboxes explain to me the thought process in this hand and how the hell you go from 6000 players to 240ish and lose like this?

PokerStars Game #18796207200: Tournament #94712572, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (1500/3000) - 2008/07/13 - 16:57:09 (ET)
Table '94712572 170' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: airgallo (20076 in chips)
Seat 2: MrMorgan2 (62888 in chips)
Seat 3: slothmoney81 (39782 in chips)
Seat 4: Carbo22 (37969 in chips)
Seat 5: UKAL58 (14980 in chips)
Seat 6: TYJohnRambo (40934 in chips)
Seat 7: aiz9r (62668 in chips)
Seat 8: arne prins (47353 in chips)
Seat 9: eppirk (88659 in chips)
airgallo: posts the ante 300
MrMorgan2: posts the ante 300
slothmoney81: posts the ante 300
Carbo22: posts the ante 300
UKAL58: posts the ante 300
TYJohnRambo: posts the ante 300
aiz9r: posts the ante 300
arne prins: posts the ante 300
eppirk: posts the ante 300
slothmoney81: posts small blind 1500
Carbo22: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TYJohnRambo [Qs Qd]
UKAL58: folds
TYJohnRambo: raises 9000 to 12000
aiz9r: folds
arne prins: raises 35053 to 47053 and is all-in
eppirk: folds
airgallo: folds
MrMorgan2: folds
slothmoney81: folds
Carbo22: folds
TYJohnRambo: calls 28634 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (6419) returned to arne prins
*** FLOP *** [Kh Ts 8d]
*** TURN *** [Kh Ts 8d] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Ts 8d 9c] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TYJohnRambo: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
arne prins: shows [8s Kc] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
TYJohnRambo said, "what the hell"
arne prins collected 88468 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 88468 | Rake 0
Board [Kh Ts 8d 9c 5d]
Seat 1: airgallo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MrMorgan2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: slothmoney81 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Carbo22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: UKAL58 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TYJohnRambo showed [Qs Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: aiz9r folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: arne prins showed [8s Kc] and won (88468) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 9: eppirk folded before Flop (didn't bet)

so perfect prod started the whining thread

lol, I haven't even whined in like a month?

I just flopped QQA with me holding the AA in the Sunday 750k on FTP?

Care to guess what villain had?

is Kobe a 2+2 reg? he seems to suck pretty bad

anyone else have fun playing the 2mil for 2.5 hours ??

PokerStars Game #18799173123: Tournament #94708139, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (500/1000) - 2008/07/13 - 18:55:33 (ET)
Table '94708139 301' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: MrNyNe (13165 in chips)
Seat 2: gonzal63 (62641 in chips)
Seat 3: ForRealDD (24708 in chips)
Seat 4: xxQTxx (14764 in chips)
Seat 5: Crzzy2000 (33297 in chips)
Seat 6: jwvdcw (13842 in chips)
Seat 7: TYJohnRambo (13999 in chips)
Seat 8: immer-voll (63923 in chips)
Seat 9: cenzurat (10765 in chips)
MrNyNe: posts the ante 75
gonzal63: posts the ante 75
ForRealDD: posts the ante 75
xxQTxx: posts the ante 75
Crzzy2000: posts the ante 75
jwvdcw: posts the ante 75
TYJohnRambo: posts the ante 75
immer-voll: posts the ante 75
cenzurat: posts the ante 75
jwvdcw: posts small blind 500
TYJohnRambo: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TYJohnRambo [Qd Qc]
immer-voll: folds
cenzurat said, "nh"
cenzurat: raises 3000 to 4000
MrNyNe: folds
gonzal63: folds
immer-voll said, "hoped on ur all in move on the flop"
immer-voll said, "ty"
ForRealDD: folds
xxQTxx: folds
Crzzy2000: folds
jwvdcw: folds
TYJohnRambo: raises 9924 to 13924 and is all-in
cenzurat: calls 6690 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3234) returned to TYJohnRambo
*** FLOP *** [8d 4s 6c]
*** TURN *** [8d 4s 6c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4s 6c Ah] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TYJohnRambo: shows [Qd Qc] (two pair, Queens and Fours)
cenzurat: shows [As Qs] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
immer-voll said, "nh"
cenzurat collected 22555 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 22555 | Rake 0
Board [8d 4s 6c Ah 4c]
Seat 1: MrNyNe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gonzal63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ForRealDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: xxQTxx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Crzzy2000 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jwvdcw (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: TYJohnRambo (big blind) showed [Qd Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 8: immer-voll folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: cenzurat showed [As Qs] and won (22555) with two pair, Aces and Fours

i sure had alot of fun. fucc you stars

Easy hand reading : Ts3h, and he backdoors the Royal, Iamalright ?

nah QQQQ of course

Stuff that only happens to me

PokerStars Game #18791841101: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/07/13 - 14:11:58 (ET)
Table 'Pomona' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: JPette333 ($1731 in chips)
Seat 2: S_System ($1000 in chips)
Seat 3: Kelisitaan ($990 in chips)
Seat 4: Kardius ($2474.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Santa Fe Boy ($829 in chips)
Seat 7: BIGLivesOn ($1524 in chips)
Seat 8: jschaef ($977 in chips)
Seat 9: uconnsports1 ($2083.75 in chips)
LEELEROY was removed from the table for failing to post
Santa Fe Boy: posts small blind $5
BIGLivesOn: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Kh Kd]
jschaef: folds
wobbly_au joins the table at seat #5
uconnsports1: raises $30 to $40
JPette333: folds
S_System: folds
Kelisitaan: raises $90 to $130
Kardius: folds
Santa Fe Boy: folds
BIGLivesOn: folds
uconnsports1: calls $90
*** FLOP *** [5h Jh 9c]
uconnsports1: checks
Kelisitaan: bets $145
uconnsports1: calls $145
*** TURN *** [5h Jh 9c] [5d]
uconnsports1: checks
Kelisitaan: bets $300
uconnsports1: raises $740 to $1040
Kelisitaan: calls $415 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($325) returned to uconnsports1
*** RIVER *** [5h Jh 9c 5d] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
uconnsports1: shows [5c 8c] (three of a kind, Fives)
Kelisitaan: mucks hand
uconnsports1 collected $1992 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1995 | Rake $3
Board [5h Jh 9c 5d 4h]
Seat 1: JPette333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: S_System folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kelisitaan mucked [Kh Kd]
Seat 4: Kardius (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Santa Fe Boy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: BIGLivesOn (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: jschaef folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: uconnsports1 showed [5c 8c] and won ($1992) with three of a kind, Fives

PokerStars Game #18794433719: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/13 - 15:50:45 (ET)
Table 'Skat V' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Kelisitaan ($938.90 in chips)
Seat 2: BIGLivesOn ($663.55 in chips)
Seat 3: 24sssss ($546 in chips)
Seat 4: Treymerica ($633 in chips)
Seat 5: snake497 ($1263.30 in chips)
Seat 6: BertonE314 ($600 in chips)
Seat 7: rexlard ($271.75 in chips)
Seat 8: wobbly_au ($833.30 in chips)
24sssss: posts small blind $3
Treymerica: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [6c 6s]
snake497: raises $6 to $12
BertonE314: folds
rexlard: folds
wobbly_au: folds
Kelisitaan: calls $12
BIGLivesOn: folds
24sssss: folds
Treymerica: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 3d Ad]
snake497: checks
Kelisitaan: bets $12
snake497: raises $18 to $30
Kelisitaan: calls $18
*** TURN *** [6d 3d Ad] [3c]
snake497: bets $30
Kelisitaan: calls $30
*** RIVER *** [6d 3d Ad 3c] [7s]
snake497: bets $180
Kelisitaan: calls $180
*** SHOW DOWN ***
snake497: shows [Ah Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Threes)
Kelisitaan: mucks hand
snake497 collected $510 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $513 | Rake $3
Board [6d 3d Ad 3c 7s]
Seat 1: Kelisitaan mucked [6c 6s]
Seat 2: BIGLivesOn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: 24sssss (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Treymerica (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: snake497 showed [Ah Ac] and won ($510) with a full house, Aces full of Threes
Seat 6: BertonE314 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: rexlard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: wobbly_au folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #18797284190: Hold'em Pot Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/13 - 17:39:00 (ET)
Table 'Algebar' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ANDREASP35 ($442 in chips)
Seat 2: LoliBluff ($117.80 in chips)
Seat 4: wpr101 ($748 in chips)
Seat 5: arcadiaboy ($395.65 in chips)
Seat 6: josh91367 ($372.45 in chips)
Seat 7: Kelisitaan ($541.15 in chips)
Seat 8: Bob0701 ($72 in chips)
Seat 9: S_System ($600 in chips)
Kelisitaan: posts small blind $3
Bob0701: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Kd Ks]
S_System: raises $12 to $18
ANDREASP35: calls $18
LoliBluff: folds
wpr101: folds
arcadiaboy: calls $18
josh91367: folds
Kelisitaan: raises $54 to $72
Bob0701: folds
S_System: folds
S_System is sitting out
ANDREASP35: folds
S_System has returned
arcadiaboy: calls $54
*** FLOP *** [9d 3h Qd]
S_System is sitting out
S_System leaves the table
Kelisitaan: bets $78
arcadiaboy: calls $78
*** TURN *** [9d 3h Qd] [3d]
Kelisitaan: bets $99
arcadiaboy: calls $99
*** RIVER *** [9d 3h Qd 3d] [Qc]
sheep21 joins the table at seat #9
Kelisitaan: bets $292.15 and is all-in
arcadiaboy: calls $146.65 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($145.50) returned to Kelisitaan
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kelisitaan: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
arcadiaboy: shows [9c 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Queens)
arcadiaboy collected $830.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $833.30 | Rake $3
Board [9d 3h Qd 3d Qc]
Seat 1: ANDREASP35 folded before Flop
Seat 2: LoliBluff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: wpr101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: arcadiaboy showed [9c 9s] and won ($830.30) with a full house, Nines full of Queens
Seat 6: josh91367 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Kelisitaan (small blind) showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 8: Bob0701 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: S_System folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #18797369022: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/13 - 17:42:16 (ET)
Table 'Mentha II' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: pizzatron ($566.10 in chips)
Seat 2: tiltbad ($609.30 in chips)
Seat 4: Kelisitaan ($482.80 in chips)
Seat 5: gobears ($408.60 in chips)
Seat 6: erapostro ($757.55 in chips)
Seat 7: gonzodolly ($569.40 in chips)
Seat 8: YAOMINGMING ($405.60 in chips)
Seat 9: GilgameshQ9 ($385.20 in chips)
YAOMINGMING: posts small blind $2
GilgameshQ9: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Kc Kd]
pizzatron: folds
tiltbad: folds
Kelisitaan: raises $4 to $8
gobears: raises $24 to $32
erapostro: folds
gonzodolly: folds
YAOMINGMING: folds
GilgameshQ9: folds
Kelisitaan: raises $450.80 to $482.80 and is all-in
gobears: calls $376.60 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($74.20) returned to Kelisitaan
*** FLOP *** [Ah 7c 5d]
*** TURN *** [Ah 7c 5d] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 7c 5d Tc] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kelisitaan: shows [Kc Kd] (a pair of Kings)
gobears: shows [Kh Ad] (a pair of Aces)
gobears collected $820.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $823.20 | Rake $3
Board [Ah 7c 5d Tc 9s]
Seat 1: pizzatron folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tiltbad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Kelisitaan showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: gobears showed [Kh Ad] and won ($820.20) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: erapostro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: gonzodolly (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: YAOMINGMING (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: GilgameshQ9 (big blind) folded before Flop

Multiply those by like 4-5 and that's how many beats I've taken in the past 2 days. I sucked out I think once or twice, I don't have the HH but the only real "suckout" I had was when I 3 bet wobbly with JJ, got cold called, wobbly folds, flop is AJ2 all clubs, he check calls flop and turn and shoves the A river with 76...like give me a ****ing break I should be winning that **** every time...who the f cold calls 54 with 76s

So tilted right now

Oh, 2 hands into my new session

PokerStars Game #18800594705: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/13 - 19:58:48 (ET)
Table 'Nephele II' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: pianospike ($623.70 in chips)
Seat 2: yymee ($713.85 in chips)
Seat 3: batmanjunior ($294 in chips)
Seat 4: YAOMINGMING ($519 in chips)
Seat 5: futilewar ($842.20 in chips)
Seat 6: mullah79*** ($435.50 in chips)
Seat 7: SDS BUFFAH ($600 in chips)
Seat 8: Kelisitaan ($645 in chips)
Seat 9: Bankerr ($794.65 in chips)
Bankerr: posts small blind $3
pianospike: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [6h 6c]
yymee: folds
batmanjunior: folds
YAOMINGMING: folds
futilewar: folds
mullah79***: raises $12 to $18
SDS BUFFAH: folds
Kelisitaan: calls $18
Bankerr: folds
pianospike: folds
*** FLOP *** [9s Ks 6s]
mullah79***: bets $24
Kelisitaan: raises $108 to $132
mullah79***: calls $108
*** TURN *** [9s Ks 6s] [7c]
mullah79***: bets $285.50 and is all-in
Kelisitaan: calls $285.50
*** RIVER *** [9s Ks 6s 7c] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mullah79***: shows [Ts 8h] (a flush, King high)
Kelisitaan: mucks hand
mullah79*** collected $877 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $880 | Rake $3
Board [9s Ks 6s 7c Qs]
Seat 1: pianospike (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: yymee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: batmanjunior folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: YAOMINGMING folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: mullah79*** showed [Ts 8h] and won ($877) with a flush, King high
Seat 7: SDS BUFFAH folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Kelisitaan (button) mucked [6h 6c]
Seat 9: Bankerr (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #18800705249: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/13 - 20:03:42 (ET)
Table 'Prymno III' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Kelisitaan ($400 in chips)
Seat 2: The Cipher ($395 in chips)
Seat 3: katoy ($387.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Senecady ($94.05 in chips)
Seat 5: pianospike ($346.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Nuclearchip ($368.20 in chips)
Seat 7: Default71721 ($49 in chips)
Seat 8: gluckmanh ($412.70 in chips)
Seat 9: v214 ($660.55 in chips)
v214: posts small blind $2
Kelisitaan: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Ac Ah]
The Cipher: folds
katoy: folds
Senecady: folds
pianospike: folds
Nuclearchip: calls $4
Default71721: folds
gluckmanh: raises $8 to $12
v214: folds
Kelisitaan: raises $40 to $52
Nuclearchip: folds
gluckmanh: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [2s 6d 3h]
Kelisitaan: bets $67
gluckmanh: calls $67
*** TURN *** [2s 6d 3h] [Ks]
Kelisitaan: bets $125
gluckmanh: raises $125 to $250
Kelisitaan: raises $31 to $281 and is all-in
gluckmanh: calls $31
*** RIVER *** [2s 6d 3h Ks] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kelisitaan: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
gluckmanh: shows [6s 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
gluckmanh collected $803 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $806 | Rake $3
Board [2s 6d 3h Ks Jh]
Seat 1: Kelisitaan (big blind) showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: The Cipher folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: katoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Senecady folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pianospike folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Nuclearchip folded before Flop
Seat 7: Default71721 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: gluckmanh (button) showed [6s 6c] and won ($803) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 9: v214 (small blind) folded before Flop

Wait might be running well, I won a flip

PokerStars Game #18800862207: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/07/13 - 20:10:39 (ET)
Table 'Iris IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: RealPoker69 ($327.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Kelisitaan ($965 in chips)
Seat 3: JOHNYCANCAN ($577 in chips)
Seat 4: YAOMINGMING ($970 in chips)
Seat 5: DooMeRFD ($1050 in chips)
Seat 6: JPette333 ($990 in chips)
Seat 7: finallywon ($1049 in chips)
Seat 8: jnyc10023 ($834.30 in chips)
Seat 9: zefir_max ($240 in chips)
JPette333: posts small blind $5
finallywon: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [As Ad]
jnyc10023: calls $10
zefir_max: folds
RealPoker69: raises $30 to $40
Kelisitaan: raises $80 to $120
JOHNYCANCAN: folds
YAOMINGMING has timed out
YAOMINGMING: folds
YAOMINGMING is sitting out
DooMeRFD: folds
JPette333: folds
finallywon: folds
jnyc10023: calls $110
RealPoker69: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [Qc 4s Kd]
jnyc10023: checks
RealPoker69: bets $207.50 and is all-in
Kelisitaan: calls $207.50
jnyc10023: raises $232.50 to $440
Kelisitaan: raises $405 to $845 and is all-in
jnyc10023: calls $274.30 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($130.70) returned to Kelisitaan
*** TURN *** [Qc 4s Kd] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 4s Kd 2s] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jnyc10023: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Kings)
Kelisitaan: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Kelisitaan collected $1013.60 from side pot
RealPoker69: mucks hand
Kelisitaan collected $994.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2011.10 Main pot $994.50. Side pot $1013.60. | Rake $3
Board [Qc 4s Kd 2s 8s]
Seat 1: RealPoker69 mucked [Qh Jh]
Seat 2: Kelisitaan showed [As Ad] and won ($2008.10) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: JOHNYCANCAN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: YAOMINGMING folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DooMeRFD (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JPette333 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: finallywon (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: jnyc10023 showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: zefir_max folded before Flop (didn't bet)

double post

PokerStars Game #18801407418: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/07/13 - 20:34:34 (ET)
Table 'Ausonia III' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: elise66 ($926.25 in chips)
Seat 2: DooMeRFD ($1000 in chips)
Seat 3: LoliBluff ($165.50 in chips)
Seat 4: JPette333 ($1015 in chips)
Seat 5: zefir_max ($238.75 in chips)
Seat 6: futilewar ($1259.90 in chips)
Seat 7: Kelisitaan ($1096.75 in chips)
Seat 8: SobraoBoY ($990 in chips)
Seat 9: uconnsports1 ($1816 in chips)
SobraoBoY: posts small blind $5
uconnsports1: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Ks Kc]
elise66: folds
DooMeRFD: folds
LoliBluff: folds
JPette333: folds
zefir_max: folds
futilewar: folds
Kelisitaan: raises $10 to $20
SobraoBoY: raises $70 to $90
uconnsports1: folds
Kelisitaan: raises $150 to $240
SobraoBoY: calls $150
*** FLOP *** [4c Qc 2s]
SobraoBoY: checks
Kelisitaan: bets $200
SobraoBoY: raises $550 to $750 and is all-in
Kelisitaan: calls $550
*** TURN *** [4c Qc 2s] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [4c Qc 2s Qs] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SobraoBoY: shows [3d 3c] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Kelisitaan: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Kelisitaan collected $1987 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1990 | Rake $3
Board [4c Qc 2s Qs Th]
Seat 1: elise66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: DooMeRFD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: LoliBluff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JPette333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zefir_max folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Kelisitaan (button) showed [Ks Kc] and won ($1987) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 8: SobraoBoY (small blind) showed [3d 3c] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 9: uconnsports1 (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #18801689457: Hold'em Pot Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/13 - 20:47:05 (ET)
Table 'Lycomedes' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: REY CUERVO ($198 in chips)
Seat 2: Dr Homer ($288 in chips)
Seat 3: plyboy_binny ($600 in chips)
Seat 4: walton2 ($412.35 in chips)
Seat 5: paronoid ($1164.15 in chips)
Seat 6: corsica94 ($474.45 in chips)
Seat 8: Kelisitaan ($711 in chips)
corsica94: posts small blind $3
Kelisitaan: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [7d 6d]
REY CUERVO: raises $6 to $12
Dr Homer: calls $12
plyboy_binny: folds
walton2: folds
paronoid: folds
corsica94: folds
Kelisitaan: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [9d 8d Tc]
Kelisitaan: checks
REY CUERVO: bets $6
Dr Homer: raises $24 to $30
Kelisitaan: raises $103.05 to $133.05
REY CUERVO: folds
mtg38skopok2 joins the table at seat #7
Dr Homer: raises $142.95 to $276 and is all-in
Kelisitaan: calls $142.95
*** TURN *** [9d 8d Tc] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [9d 8d Tc 5s] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kelisitaan: shows [7d 6d] (a straight, Six to Ten)
Dr Homer: shows [Jh Qh] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Dr Homer collected $594 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $597 | Rake $3
Board [9d 8d Tc 5s 2s]
Seat 1: REY CUERVO folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Dr Homer showed [Jh Qh] and won ($594) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 3: plyboy_binny folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: walton2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: paronoid (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: corsica94 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Kelisitaan (big blind) showed [7d 6d] and lost with a straight, Six to Ten

PokerStars Game #18801756418: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/07/13 - 20:50:08 (ET)
Table 'Skat II' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: bparis ($270 in chips)
Seat 2: uconnsports1 ($1170.50 in chips)
Seat 3: futilewar ($2556.50 in chips)
Seat 4: chunmin ($1000 in chips)
Seat 5: SobraoBoY ($1522 in chips)
Seat 6: Kelisitaan ($1042 in chips)
Seat 7: karlsmose ($854 in chips)
Seat 8: JPette333 ($1000 in chips)
karlsmose: posts small blind $5
JPette333: posts big blind $10
JOEBOB69: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Jh Jc]
bparis: folds
uconnsports1: folds
futilewar: folds
chunmin: folds
SobraoBoY: raises $20 to $30
Kelisitaan: raises $90 to $120
karlsmose: folds
JPette333: folds
SobraoBoY: raises $300 to $420
Kelisitaan: raises $622 to $1042 and is all-in
SobraoBoY: calls $622
*** FLOP *** [2c Ts Qh]
*** TURN *** [2c Ts Qh] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [2c Ts Qh 5h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SobraoBoY: shows [Ad Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Kelisitaan: mucks hand
SobraoBoY said, "ups"
SobraoBoY collected $2096 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2099 | Rake $3
Board [2c Ts Qh 5h Jd]
Seat 1: bparis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: uconnsports1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: chunmin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SobraoBoY showed [Ad Kd] and won ($2096) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 6: Kelisitaan (button) mucked [Jh Jc]
Seat 7: karlsmose (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: JPette333 (big blind) folded before Flop

lol@ups

***Official Kelisitaan Beats, Brags, Variance***

nah lol, did you see the shaq freestyle?

Sobraoboy, master of the float

'PokerStars Game #18802482108: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/07/13 - 21:24:10 (ET)
Table 'Thyestes II' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: SobraoBoY ($1023 in chips)
Seat 2: Kelisitaan ($1675 in chips)
Seat 3: chunmin ($952 in chips)
Seat 4: saltydog777 ($2205.25 in chips)
Seat 5: actionDJ ($2431.25 in chips)
Seat 6: JPette333 ($1000 in chips)
Seat 7: recallme ($1184 in chips)
Seat 8: futilewar ($1267 in chips)
Seat 9: keksdose68 ($1379 in chips)
SobraoBoY: posts small blind $5
Kelisitaan: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Qh Ac]
chunmin: folds
saltydog777: folds
actionDJ: folds
JPette333: folds
recallme: folds
futilewar: folds
keksdose68: folds
SobraoBoY: raises $20 to $30
Kelisitaan: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [4s 8h 8d]
SobraoBoY: bets $40
Kelisitaan: raises $50 to $90
SobraoBoY: calls $50
*** TURN *** [4s 8h 8d] [9c]
SobraoBoY: checks
Kelisitaan: checks
*** RIVER *** [4s 8h 8d 9c] [Js]
SobraoBoY: checks
Kelisitaan: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SobraoBoY: shows [Ks 5s] (a pair of Eights)
Kelisitaan: shows [Qh Ac] (a pair of Eights - Ace kicker)
Kelisitaan collected $237 from pot
Kelisitaan said, "lol..."
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $240 | Rake $3
Board [4s 8h 8d 9c Js]
Seat 1: SobraoBoY (small blind) showed [Ks 5s] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: Kelisitaan (big blind) showed [Qh Ac] and won ($237) with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: chunmin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: saltydog777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: actionDJ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JPette333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: recallme folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: keksdose68 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)