I work in downtown Philly. I was going for the elevator yesterday and this guy holds the door for me and I step in. He looks kind of out of place because he has long hair, jeans, and a leather jacket on. He asks me for my floor and then I realize it is Bon Jovi. I do not want to act like some fanboy because I don't even know a lot of his music other than stuff from the 80s from Slippery When Wet.

I want to make some small talk though just to have a good story. I know he is an owner of the Philadelphia Soul, our local arena football team. So I ask him if the Soul have an office in my building. His face lights up and says yeah we are up on the top floor and we are having a little party right now so why don't you come up to my office and hang out for a bit. The second he says this the doors open onto my floor and I decide it would be fun to diss Bon Jovi as I think he is just messing with me anyway. I point to my subway sandwhich I had just bought and tell him no thanks, I have better things to do. I step out and he holds the door and says are you serious. And I say yeah, take it easy John.

I proceed into the office and relay my bon jovi story with glee to a couple co-workers.

Serious beat: I told this story to one of my friends today and he told me he saw about 10 Soul cheerleaders out in front of the office about a half hour before my interaction with bon jovi. they were in spandex bras and short shorts and handing out flyers and cleaning windshields to create brand awareness for the Soul. Bon Jovi was having a private get together with them on his floor and as it turns out was not messing with me at all.

The lesson here is that whenever bon jovi asks if you want to hang out, even if it is just to go and get a cheeseburger, you always say yes.

wow

1. go to party
2. bang cheerleader
3. lie to friends and say you dissed bon jovi

ur dum

haha kinda owned

dissing celebs > hanging out with celebs?

it's a new world

stupid acting like a dick if he was being cool to you.

what kind of sandwich were you eating?

if it's a 5 dollar footlong tthric

op fails

[ ] True story

it is a true story. and i had bought a footlong subway club which was quite enjoyable. i got the meal so i also got chips and a drink with it.

I so hope this is true because it would be EPIC FAIL

anyways pics of hot cheerleaders or it didnt happen imo

for clarification, i usually would not diss somebody like bon jovi and would have quickly taken him up on his offer. but i had been recently hanging out in a casino and peyton manning and his crew walked in and my brother dissed peyton so i was probably trying to one up him story wise.

why so much hate emanating from your family?

and peyton > bon jovi so you didn't even manage to one up your bro. imo you should have thought of this and gratefully accepted mr jovi's invitation.

Wow, that Bon Jovi gets around considering he played a show in Germany last night and has another one tonight.

[ ] OP is a good liar

whatever "yesterday" = the other day. believe or disbelieve all you want...the story is so silly it cant be made up...so much for sharing an interesting moment. 4 2 it...i would appreciate if haters like yourself refrain from replying to my posts. your pure negativity is boring. if you are going to be negative all the time at least be original about it.

I hear there's actually a team of Bon Jovi lookalikes, like Gallagher.

Bon Jovi has a supersonic plane obv.

I guess the other day means the two weeks ago.

BON JOVI TOUR SCHEDULE

20.05.2008 - Emirates Palace, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
22.05.2008 - Veltins-Arena, Gelsenkirchen, Germany
24.05.2008 - Olympiastadion, Munich, Germany
25.05.2008 - Zentralstadion, Leipzig, Germany
28.05.2008 - HSH Nordbank Arena, Hamburg, Germany
29.05.2008 - Gottlieb-Daimler-Stadion, Stuttgart, Germany

If you are going to make up a bogus story at least try to be original or semi-entertaining. Also, who authorized you to take a Subway break from working on your AV post?

dude your like the sherlock holms of 2 plus 2. the story is true. i will make no more attempts to convince you of its veracity as i really dont care if you believe it or not.

also, i need no permission to go to subway. there are no set times for lunch breaks.

whatever dood, i'm a better poet than you

Pretty sure this is a 1,2 teddy. YOU GOT SMACKED UP

ÖP got owned

Even if it was true: When a rich famous guy, who gets laid more often than you'll ever dream of, invites a random stranger to a party, out of pity... that stranger saying no, to go eat a Subway sammich at his cubicle or whatever, is not a "diss".

Much better Bon Jovi diss IMO.