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05-15-2008 , 09:10 PM
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Okay so I was playing 8 tables of 1/2, and wanted to know how many hands I play in an hour. 5 mins to go, I really needed to poop, I thought I would wait couple mins, then I started sitting out (waited for blinds to come up), and got dealt AA UTG. The guy in the BB took ages. Then I stole his blind. As I ran to the towards pants, down poop started falling on to the carpet. It wasnt just normal poop, it was the wet one. Now my room stinks and dad is upstairs, hope he doesnt find out lol.

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OP pooped his pants
OP is a nit
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05-15-2008 , 09:11 PM
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pics?
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05-15-2008 , 09:12 PM
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I'm not sure if you would make this up, but I find it really hard to believe.
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05-15-2008 , 09:12 PM
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I guess I could take photos of the stains.
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05-15-2008 , 09:13 PM
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Are you sure its poop? taste to be sure.
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05-15-2008 , 09:14 PM
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have you ever seen a man poop himself while running full speed?
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05-15-2008 , 09:15 PM
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It could be true for a sng/mtt guy but cash games??? wtf u degen sit out and go ****. I personally have come quite close to this happening but come on now

[x] I lol'd
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05-15-2008 , 09:17 PM
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ew
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05-15-2008 , 09:18 PM
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O and title is wrong

[ ] pooped pants
[x] pooped carpet
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05-15-2008 , 09:19 PM
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pics or it didn't happen
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05-15-2008 , 09:19 PM
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Quote:
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have you ever seen a man poop himself while running full speed?
go raab go
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05-15-2008 , 09:21 PM
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You gave your carpet the #2 teddy.
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05-15-2008 , 09:22 PM
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HAHA I'll go show a photo of my underwear that has poop and carpet, pics soon
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05-15-2008 , 09:22 PM
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Next time just flat-call the flop, and check-poop all in on the turn.
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05-15-2008 , 09:23 PM
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buy a laptop, imo
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05-15-2008 , 09:24 PM
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poker on the ****or mb
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05-15-2008 , 09:26 PM
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wow...op....seriously, just buy some damn depends, dont disgrace yourself and all of us other poker players...sheesh
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05-15-2008 , 09:28 PM
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Okay enjoy the picture guys !!!
I nearly threw up while taking the photo...

nsfw poopy pants

nsfw poopy carpet
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05-15-2008 , 09:29 PM
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this thread delivers
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05-15-2008 , 09:30 PM
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OMG SOO SICK !!! Everytime I look at it, makes me wanna throw up
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05-15-2008 , 09:31 PM
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Quote:
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Okay enjoy the picture guys !!!
I nearly threw up while taking the photo...
You're doing it wrong.
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05-15-2008 , 09:31 PM
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wow
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05-15-2008 , 09:32 PM
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I laughed pretty hard thinking you had made it up, now it's hilarious
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05-15-2008 , 09:32 PM
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05-15-2008 , 09:32 PM
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Oh dear god no, seriously just sit out..That's disgusting.
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