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06-06-2013 , 05:46 PM
im a clear degen, i need to play... im open to degrading offers for a roll... let the embarasment begin
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06-06-2013 , 05:49 PM
no
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06-06-2013 , 05:49 PM
Stars SN and I will ship you 0.30c to play in the micro limit limit game lol
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06-06-2013 , 05:49 PM
gtfo
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06-06-2013 , 05:50 PM
SMD for a buck?
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06-06-2013 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_flibbles
gtfo
Beggars can't be choosers.
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06-06-2013 , 05:52 PM
im willing top humiliate myself for a $20 roll
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06-06-2013 , 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_flibbles
im willing top humiliate myself for a $20 roll
Lol this thread has potential.
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06-06-2013 , 05:55 PM
I want you to post a picture of yourself in this thread, holding one of your own turds. You don't have to eat it, or stick it in your mouth or anything. Just holding up a turd in your bare hands. It has to be a good quality photo so we can tell it's real. Then $20 is yours.
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06-06-2013 , 05:56 PM
thread saver pottentially, im ****ed at life, off sick from work, got ssri's today, my gf left me 6 months ago and is 5 1/2 months pregnant, we spent 2 months as friends with benefits and she wont answer my calls now.

brag: still alive
beat: lost the woman of my dreams
variance: i wanted a kid with her but not nbow that i know shes a skank
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06-06-2013 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pipp
I want you to post a picture of yourself in this thread, holding one of your own turds. You don't have to eat it, or stick it in your mouth or anything. Just holding up a turd in your bare hands. It has to be a good quality photo so we can tell it's real. Then $20 is yours.

i would but i dont need to poop...
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06-06-2013 , 06:00 PM
You want this 20 bucks or not, I want you to hold your own turd bro. Do it.
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06-06-2013 , 06:01 PM
Go and eat a Whopper or BigMac, then try again.
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06-06-2013 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_flibbles
thread saver pottentially, im ****ed at life, off sick from work, got ssri's today, my gf left me 6 months ago and is 5 1/2 months pregnant, we spent 2 months as friends with benefits and she wont answer my calls now.

brag: still alive
beat: lost the woman of my dreams
variance: i wanted a kid with her but not nbow that i know shes a skank
yet you are considering taking pictures of yourself holding poop and putting them on the internet. worse than being a skank imo
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06-06-2013 , 06:03 PM
im broke irl and on poker... i wish i needed to poop, i have vids of a blow job or newly born kittens. the choice is yours
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06-06-2013 , 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by wilcogold
yet you are considering taking pictures of yourself holding poop and putting them on the internet. worse than being a skank imo
life is already ****ed up, poker gives me some joy, not much else does.
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06-06-2013 , 06:08 PM
wich you games you wana play if i send you some money now ?
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06-06-2013 , 06:11 PM
oh and a degen story for the thread, i was playing poker with my dad, regular monthly session where we would take turns for depositing $100 and playing mtt's way above the bank roll, $11 and $22, we will take 20 hands each, i spent the entire time betting on asian football, got down a grand after 3 hours, rang my bank and reported all the transactions as fraudulent, got £1020 back, then degened it away in 2 days on seperate betting site. over 2.5/ is crap!!
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06-06-2013 , 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by NoMoreVictim
wich you games you wana play if i send you some money now ?
im on 888 and ftp, can register wherever though
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06-06-2013 , 06:19 PM
ok send me your SN i will shoot you 100 $ now
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06-06-2013 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by NoMoreVictim
ok send me your SN i will shoot you 100 $ now
i cant private message, my username is chrisndave on 888... what degen moment do you want in return
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06-06-2013 , 06:26 PM
no only stars baby
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06-06-2013 , 06:27 PM
i want you to deep throat me please
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06-06-2013 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by NoMoreVictim
i want you to deep throat me please
how much for your choice of username?
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06-06-2013 , 06:36 PM
ten bucks for Iholdmyturdsfor$ on Pokerstars
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