ROM hatin, not masturbatin

Oh ho ho, you can rap and I'll sing
The best of both worlds, we're just doing our thing.
Oldschool'n you fake crushers, rake chasers, gay waiters.
I'm here for the gang bang, what? Nevermind, catch you's later...

And I'm back now, the king was gone, now I'm re-up'n the track. POW!
Bustin on you bitches, while you drownin, I'm doin laps, clown.

Talkin revolution, shmevolution, constipation, constitution.
Convolute'n styles in this piece, when I'm beast'n you're rest in peace'n.
Grab your nephews and your nieces, shake in terror and bang this thesis.
All your eating is toaster leavin's, while I'm penthouse buffet'n at four seasons.

This game is over, and I'm winning, Charlie Sheen'n while I'm grinning.
Gettin money is my hustle, gettin honey's with this muscle.
You wanna battle we can tussle, catch one and eat this knuckle.
End up layin in a puddle, these shi'ts is rocks aint nothing supple.
Your jaws broken now you're muzzled and all I do is stand and chuckle.

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why does everything keeps on making less sense each day

hey guise i am considering joining revolution. can anyone give me a rundown of what the 4nl and 10nl games look like? thanks =)

I know a few people that play around those levels, and have told me that there softer then merge, then again they could just be running good who knows its nl4 and nl10 it cant be that hard wherever u go.

we has winner

So hard for me to put volume in on Revolution. After about 30 minutes I'm usually tilted so bad by the software that I have to quit.

Now listen here, jigga jigga, don't be queer
I'm only gonna say this once, jigga jigga, so give me your ears
Tired of timing out, make you wish you had gout
Tired of software crashes, we know you'd rather take lashes
Tired of crappy software, that makes you swear and pull out your hair
Everyone knows if you play on lock, you clearly love the ****
Don't be a wussy, show everyone you do in fact like pussy
So come join us at merge, where the software gonna make you have the urge to splurge
You'll be much more happy, like your grandma after riding your grandpappy

how many vip points per 100 hands is it at fullring for revolution for the ones already grinding there? 200nl, 100nl. etc.

lol...feels like stars again... =/


for tournaments the calc is easy. 1 dollar in entrance fee = 7 points. unsure how diff it would be for cash so im checking.

because if its similar for cash as tournys then blackvip is 10,000 points = 1429 dollars you pay to lock per month. blackvip gives 35% cashback and then ~10% in cash from points.

so why would any ssnl grinder choose rakeback instead of vip?

I dunno how the point system really works b/c I had a flat rb deal that carried over but I do know that I rake very little/100 hands at 100NL FR. Gets a bit better at 200NL but I was raking more over at Merge for FR. Weird since its dealt rake on Cake.

read some stuff in teh forums that indicated dealt rakeback and its 1 point for everyone at table for any dollar raked at the tables (screws hu players hardcore).

assuming this is real.

can you tell me your personal rake per 100 for 100nl and 200nl

it should be x9 and that would be a uber rough estimate of how many points per 100.

nit obv

100NL FR: 4670 hands, $174.10 rake
200NL FR: 2920 hands, $201.92 rake

dank q. very helpful.

Well that takes the piss, you've gotta give credit to Dis. Accused of being a shill, he decides to just chill, take a pill, and cut shillish rhymes that are ill.

Who knew he had it? We should be glad it didn't get worse, let’s be honest: Bisco + grandma = perverse. I’m not sure where that was going - be glad the rhymes stopped flowing!

So Bisco relaxed in fine form, I guess he's just doing the norm: probably rolling a doobie, with a hooker named Ruby, and throwing his monthly 10K brick, onto his 401(k). Sick!