***Official SPEW Containment Thread***

[Zenzor]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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BB: $103 (103 bb)
UTG: $103.90 (103.9 bb)
MP: $155.50 (155.5 bb)
CO: $109 (109 bb)
Hero (BTN): $102.20 (102.2 bb)
SB: $100.50 (100.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7 9
UTG folds, MP raises to $3, CO folds, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, MP calls $5

Flop: ($17.50) 2 K T (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $8.50, MP calls $8.50

Turn: ($34.50) 4 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $21, MP calls $21

River: ($76.50) 4 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $64.70 and is all-in, MP calls $64.70

Spoiler:

Results: $205.90 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: 2 K T 4 4
MP showed K Q and won $202.90 ($100.70 net)
Hero showed 7 9 and lost (-$102.20 net)

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[Gary_Neville]

Originally Posted by pontylad

I actually think until turn this is pretty profitable. Turn is probably the worst street i've ever played (inc missclick folding AA pre) mp1 retard fish. mp2 retard fish

Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10878762

Hero (MP2): $200 (100 bb)
MP3: $211.60 (105.8 bb)
CO: $414 (207 bb)
BTN: $174 (87 bb)
SB: $200 (100 bb)
BB: $455.40 (227.7 bb)
UTG+1: $130.30 (65.2 bb)
UTG+2: $200 (100 bb)
MP1: $650.50 (325.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7 8
2 folds, MP1 calls $2, Hero calls $2, MP3 raises to $11, 4 folds, MP1 calls $9, Hero raises to $32, MP3 folds, MP1 calls $21

Flop: ($78) 2 Q 2 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $28, MP1 calls $28

Turn: ($134) T (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $140 and is all-in, MP1 calls $140

River: ($414) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $414 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 2 Q 2 T 8
Hero showed 7 8 and lost (-$200 net)
MP1 showed Q 6 and won $411 ($211 net)

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How is a retard fish ever folding pre to a back 4b after calling a 3b OOP? Altho flop is fine tho given pre

[pontylad]

Originally Posted by Gary_Neville

How is a retard fish ever folding pre to a back 4b after calling a 3b OOP? Altho flop is fine tho given pre

Was a back 3 bet. I still think fish folds a good % of the time to the back 3 bet. if not then i think we obv take down the flop a v high % of the time. I don't mind pre/flop. Turn is a horror show though.

[Xela]

Working hard on my red line:

Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10881102

SB: $207 (103.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $220.80 (110.4 bb)
UTG+2: $203 (101.5 bb)
MP1: $88.85 (44.4 bb)
MP2: $207 (103.5 bb)
MP3: $200 (100 bb)
CO: $554.20 (277.1 bb)
BTN: $273.10 (136.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J A
6 folds, SB raises to $5, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($10) 2 3 K (2 players)
SB bets $7, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($24) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $18, Hero calls $18

River: ($60) 6 (2 players)
SB bets $42, Hero raises to $190.80 and is all-in, SB calls $135 and is all-in

Spoiler:

Results: $414 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: 2 3 K 5 6
SB showed 4 A and won $411 ($204 net)
Hero showed J A and lost (-$207 net)

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[MaskedManQc]

I think this hand deserves its place here!
Bluffing this kind of opponent is total spew!


Poker Stars $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $200.00 - VPIP: 14, PFR: 11, 3B: 4, AF: 2.0, Hands: 1914
Hero (BTN): $200.00 - VPIP: 14, PFR: 11, 3B: 5, AF: 2.8, Hands: 464701
SB: $155.65 - VPIP: 50, PFR: 9, 3B: 0, AF: 0.4, Hands: 22
BB: $200.00 - VPIP: 16, PFR: 10, 3B: 2, AF: 3.5, Hands: 915
UTG: $234.35 - VPIP: 15, PFR: 13, 3B: 4, AF: 3.1, Hands: 11893
UTG+1: $200.00 - VPIP: 15, PFR: 11, 3B: 3, AF: 2.6, Hands: 1337
UTG+2: $131.65 - VPIP: 77, PFR: 49, 3B: 7, AF: 1.8, Hands: 90
MP1: $238.15 - VPIP: 16, PFR: 14, 3B: 4, AF: 1.3, Hands: 57
MP2: $215.55 - VPIP: 16, PFR: 13, 3B: 4, AF: 2.8, Hands: 1657

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with T K
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $4, 3 folds, Hero calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: ($11.00) 9 9 Q (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $6.00, Hero raises to $18, UTG+2 calls $12

Turn: ($47.00) 2 (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero checks

River: ($47.00) 8 (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $24.00, Hero raises to $82, UTG+2 calls $58

Final Pot: $211.00
Hero shows T K
UTG+2 shows T Q
UTG+2 wins $208.00
(Rake: $3.00)

[ChicagoJoey]

I played this hand last night and thought of this thread during it

Poker Stars, $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886542

DOOPAMAN (BTN): $479.95 (240 bb)
Hero (SB): $315.50 (157.8 bb)
silviosam (BB): $225.70 (112.9 bb)
ezyrider79 (UTG): $237.60 (118.8 bb)
house_advntg (MP): $103.80 (51.9 bb)
kipa58 (CO): $46 (23 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J 6 J 8
3 folds, DOOPAMAN calls $2, Hero completes, silviosam raises to $8, DOOPAMAN calls $6, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($24) 9 T 4 (3 players)
Hero checks, silviosam checks, DOOPAMAN bets $6, Hero calls $6, silviosam raises to $46.80, DOOPAMAN calls $40.80, Hero calls $40.80

Turn: ($164.40) 9 (3 players)
Hero checks, silviosam bets $6, DOOPAMAN raises to $38, Hero calls $38, silviosam raises to $78, DOOPAMAN calls $40, Hero calls $40

River: ($398.40) 2 (3 players)
Hero checks, silviosam bets $92.90, DOOPAMAN calls $92.90, Hero calls $92.90

Results: $677.10 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: 9 T 4 9 2
DOOPAMAN mucked 4 A 5 4 and lost (-$225.70 net)
Hero mucked J 6 J 8 and lost (-$225.70 net)
silviosam showed 9 4 Q 9 and won $674.10 ($448.40 net)

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[ChicagoJoey]

I really need to go to my old computer and look up my hands on their, these hands are only till Dec 2010 when I played mainly PLO since, I could probably fill this thread up for 100 pages

[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
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brtnboarder (MP3): $428 (107 bb)
oscarleon (CO): $619.70 (154.9 bb)
justDgmt (BTN): $542.70 (135.7 bb)
Hero (SB): $478.90 (119.7 bb)
ATLienCP (BB): $593 (148.3 bb)
darklol (UTG+1): $400 (100 bb)
Philippov K (UTG+2): $207 (51.8 bb)
TopKat5757 (MP1): $551.70 (137.9 bb)
lakamy (MP2): $506.40 (126.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9 6
3 folds, lakamy raises to $12, 3 folds, Hero raises to $44, ATLienCP folds, lakamy raises to $112, Hero calls $68

Flop: ($228) 2 A J (2 players)
Hero bets $146, lakamy calls $146

Turn: ($520) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $220.90 and is all-in, lakamy calls $220.90

River: ($961.80) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $961.80 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 2 A J 4 8
Hero showed 9 6 and lost (-$478.90 net)
lakamy showed K K and won $958.80 ($479.90 net)

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[ChicagoJoey]

I look at this and I don't think spew and pretty standard all around but some other might not agree and think it is spewy

Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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Jenn415 (SB): $3,396 (339.6 bb)
Dogg11 (BB): $1,030 (103 bb)
LSgambler (UTG): $1,404 (140.4 bb)
shaun81 (MP): $1,123.75 (112.4 bb)
apple37 (CO): $1,037 (103.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $1,188 (118.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 7
LSgambler raises to $30, shaun81 calls $30, apple37 folds, Hero calls $30, Jenn415 raises to $180, 2 folds, shaun81 calls $150, Hero calls $150

Flop: ($580) 8 T 6 (3 players)
Jenn415 bets $375, shaun81 folds, Hero raises to $1,000, Jenn415 raises to $2,610, Hero calls $8 and is all-in

Turn: ($2,596) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($2,596) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $2,596 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 8 T 6 8 2
Jenn415 showed A A and lost (-$1,188 net)
shaun81 mucked and lost (-$180 net)
Hero showed 8 7 and won $2,593 ($1,405 net)

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[ChicagoJoey]

lol wtfffff

Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886572

pmilanov (SB): $1,122 (112.2 bb)
andrespoker1 (BB): $2,513.25 (251.3 bb)
DeanoSupremo (UTG): $2,073 (207.3 bb)
Hero (MP): $1,352 (135.2 bb)
NosferatuMan (CO): $1,000 (100 bb)
SmittyUF (BTN): $1,273.85 (127.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K 9
DeanoSupremo folds, Hero raises to $25, 2 folds, pmilanov raises to $100, andrespoker1 folds, Hero calls $75

Flop: ($210) 2 7 7 (2 players)
pmilanov bets $110, Hero calls $110

Turn: ($430) A (2 players)
pmilanov bets $220, Hero calls $220

River: ($870) 3 (2 players)
pmilanov bets $692 and is all-in, Hero calls $692

Results: $2,254 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 2 7 7 A 3
pmilanov showed K A and won $2,251 ($1,129 net)
Hero showed K 9 and lost (-$1,122 net)

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[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886582

ElGrecolore (BTN): $1,084 (108.4 bb)
Bruut99 (SB): $1,278.75 (127.9 bb)
Hero (BB): $1,017 (101.7 bb)
JSthl (UTG): $903.50 (90.4 bb)
play2loose88 (MP): $1,495 (149.5 bb)
bgblue7 (CO): $1,655 (165.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9 4
JSthl folds, play2loose88 raises to $30, bgblue7 calls $30, ElGrecolore calls $30, Bruut99 folds, Hero raises to $155, play2loose88 raises to $280, 2 folds, Hero raises to $905, play2loose88 raises to $1,495 and is all-in, Hero calls $112 and is all-in

Flop: ($2,099) 8 T Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($2,099) T (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($2,099) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $2,099 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 8 T Q T 5
Hero showed 9 4 and lost (-$1,017 net)
play2loose88 showed A K and won $2,096 ($1,079 net)

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[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886602

jamba83 (MP2): $1,009.50 (101 bb)
Goldeneye_hd (MP3): $1,047 (104.7 bb)
fullrich88 (CO): $925 (92.5 bb)
mantasm (BTN): $985 (98.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $1,821.90 (182.2 bb)
hrstrnqlzr (BB): $1,255.50 (125.6 bb)
Swtwtr25 (UTG+2): $1,015 (101.5 bb)
Numbr2pencil (MP1): $1,000 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2 7
3 folds, Goldeneye_hd raises to $30, fullrich88 calls $30, mantasm folds, Hero raises to $150, hrstrnqlzr folds, Goldeneye_hd calls $120, fullrich88 calls $120

Flop: ($460) J K 3 (3 players)
Hero bets $285, Goldeneye_hd calls $285, fullrich88 folds

Turn: ($1,030) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $500, Goldeneye_hd raises to $612 and is all-in, Hero folds

Spoiler:

Results: $2,030 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: J K 3 4
Goldeneye_hd mucked and won $2,027 ($1,092 net)
Hero mucked 2 7 and lost (-$935 net)

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[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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mustanggino (CO): $969 (96.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): $1,602 (160.2 bb)
inwooke (SB): $505 (50.5 bb)
netscout (BB): $926 (92.6 bb)
Oxota (MP): $515 (51.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 4
2 folds, Hero raises to $25, inwooke folds, netscout calls $15

Flop: ($55) Q 7 A (2 players)
netscout checks, Hero bets $34.45, netscout calls $34.45

Turn: ($123.90) 6 (2 players)
netscout checks, Hero bets $110, netscout calls $110

River: ($343.90) 8 (2 players)
netscout checks, Hero bets $1,432.55 and is all-in, netscout calls $756.55 and is all-in

Results: $1,857 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board: Q 7 A 6 8
Hero showed 8 4 and lost (-$926 net)
netscout showed A 3 and won $1,855 ($929 net)

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[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars, $1/$2, $0.40 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886622

Hero (BTN): $500 (250 bb)
vagelis32 (SB): $277.80 (138.9 bb)
MightyScrot (BB): $362.30 (181.2 bb)
ZXC-2410 (CO): $956.90 (478.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9 7
ZXC-2410 raises to $7, Hero raises to $28, 2 folds, ZXC-2410 raises to $110, Hero calls $82

Flop: ($224.60) 4 2 8 (2 players)
ZXC-2410 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($224.60) 5 (2 players)
ZXC-2410 checks, Hero bets $164, ZXC-2410 raises to $846.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $225.60 and is all-in

River: ($1,003.80) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $1,003.80 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board: 4 2 8 5 3
Hero showed 9 7 and lost (-$500 net)
ZXC-2410 showed K A and won $1,001.80 ($501.80 net)

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[Xela]

Originally Posted by ChicagoJoey

lol wtfffff

Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886572

pmilanov (SB): $1,122 (112.2 bb)
andrespoker1 (BB): $2,513.25 (251.3 bb)
DeanoSupremo (UTG): $2,073 (207.3 bb)
Hero (MP): $1,352 (135.2 bb)
NosferatuMan (CO): $1,000 (100 bb)
SmittyUF (BTN): $1,273.85 (127.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K 9
DeanoSupremo folds, Hero raises to $25, 2 folds, pmilanov raises to $100, andrespoker1 folds, Hero calls $75

Flop: ($210) 2 7 7 (2 players)
pmilanov bets $110, Hero calls $110

Turn: ($430) A (2 players)
pmilanov bets $220, Hero calls $220

River: ($870) 3 (2 players)
pmilanov bets $692 and is all-in, Hero calls $692

Results: $2,254 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 2 7 7 A 3
pmilanov showed K A and won $2,251 ($1,129 net)
Hero showed K 9 and lost (-$1,122 net)

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This is by far the best spew I have ever seen!