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11-13-2011 , 12:01 AM
77 hand is played masterfully by villain. owned son.
11-13-2011 , 04:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xela
Surely we would not want to make a very EV- play just so we are not potentially exploitable in the future. Also I would think we are also exploitable if we always stack off with TPNK in 3b pots. You are not seriously saying I played that hand well
xela is english your second language or are you from some obscure part of the world or something?
11-13-2011 , 08:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoSmeets
xela is english your second language or are you from some obscure part of the world or something?
No, it is actually the 4th language I have learnt. Also I wrote that post a bit drunk when I cam back home last night
11-13-2011 , 08:40 AM
if your not stacking off with tpnk in 3b pot then dont 3b a hand that flop you tpnk that you going to have to fold in said 3b pot ???
11-13-2011 , 09:34 AM
I was just saying that making a play simply because it might be exploitable in the future even though it is EV--. Whether calling down with TPNK is a good play it is a different topic. And I certainly did not 3b with J8o in order to flop pair, I only 3b it because steals over 90% tilt me
11-13-2011 , 09:47 AM
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Last edited by pontylad; 11-13-2011 at 09:48 AM. Reason: not funny enough
11-13-2011 , 01:00 PM
omg i got outspewed


Merge - $2 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP: $203.00
MP+1: $205.00
CO: $150.97
BTN: $206.00
Hero (SB): $223.10
BB: $200.00
UTG: $496.53
UTG+1: $200.00

Hero posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero has Q T

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $6.00, BB raises to $18.00, Hero calls $12.00

Flop: ($36.00, 2 players) T 8 T
Hero checks, BB bets $22.00, Hero raises to $45.00, BB raises to $182.00 and is all-in, Hero calls $137.00

Turn: ($400.00, 2 players) 3

River: ($400.00, 2 players) 2

Hero shows Q T (Three of a Kind, Tens) (PreFlop 68%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
BB shows 5 2 (Two Pair, Tens and Twos) (PreFlop 32%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $397.00
11-13-2011 , 01:09 PM
was going to post yourdoingitwrong.jpg but that is actually pretty worthy lol
11-15-2011 , 02:53 PM
[ ] high stakes
[x] micro stakes
[ ] 100bb
[x] almost 200bb
[x] owned



    Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25, $0.05 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11068382

    Hero (BTN): $45.99 (184 bb)
    maxorka83 (SB): $48.95 (195.8 bb)
    pelinx (BB): $62.50 (250 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6 Q
    Hero raises to $0.75, maxorka83 raises to $2.50, pelinx folds, Hero calls $1.75

    Flop: ($5.40) 2 J 3 (2 players)
    maxorka83 checks, Hero checks

    Turn: ($5.40) 5 (2 players)
    maxorka83 checks, Hero checks

    River: ($5.40) 9 (2 players)
    maxorka83 checks, Hero bets $43.44, maxorka83 calls $43.44

    Results: $92.28 pot ($1 rake)
    Final Board: 2 J 3 5 9
    Hero showed 6 Q and lost (-$45.99 net)
    maxorka83 showed A 3 and won $91.28 ($45.29 net)



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    11-15-2011 , 04:43 PM
    Haha, Xela take note this is a solid spew, Joey back to his finest imo. Thought u were on an upswong Joey?
    11-15-2011 , 05:10 PM
    i filtered my datebase of last year for hands i called a 3bet in pre and this was one of them lol
    11-15-2011 , 05:56 PM
    Does this count? I have lots of 1/2 spewage but this probably more fun


      Merge, $25/$50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11070882

      Hero (BB): $12,421.80 (248.4 bb)
      SB: $15,250.40 (305 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BB with J 8
      SB raises to $100, Hero raises to $350, SB calls $250

      Flop: ($700) 6 A 6 (2 players)
      Hero bets $575, SB calls $575

      Turn: ($1,850) 4 (2 players)
      Hero bets $1,437.50, SB raises to $3,250, Hero raises to $11,496.80 and is all-in, SB calls $8,246.80

      River: ($24,843.60) 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $24,843.60 pot ($0.50 rake)
      Final Board: 6 A 6 4 3
      Hero showed J 8 and lost (-$12,421.80 net)
      SB showed 6 K and won $24,843.10 ($12,421.30 net)



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      11-15-2011 , 06:13 PM
      J8o would been doing it right, good try tho
      11-15-2011 , 06:56 PM
      These two are better


        Poker Stars, $1/$2, $0.40 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11071002

        Hero (BB): $503.80 (251.9 bb)
        SB: $517.80 (258.9 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BB with 9 9
        SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $24, SB calls $18

        Flop: ($48.80) 7 J A (2 players)
        Hero checks, SB bets $30, Hero calls $30

        Turn: ($108.80) 3 (2 players)
        Hero checks, SB checks

        River: ($108.80) J (2 players)
        Hero checks, SB bets $68.40, Hero raises to $449.40, SB calls $381

        Spoiler:
        Results: $1,007.60 pot ($0.50 rake)
        Final Board: 7 J A 3 J
        Hero showed 9 9 and lost (-$503.80 net)
        SB showed K A and won $1,007.10 ($503.30 net)



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          Poker Stars, $1/$2, $0.40 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11070992

          SB: $192.20 (96.1 bb)
          BB: $951.80 (475.9 bb)
          UTG: $139.80 (69.9 bb)
          MP: $200 (100 bb)
          CO: $745.35 (372.7 bb)
          Hero (BTN): $892.75 (446.4 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 7
          3 folds, Hero raises to $5, SB folds, BB raises to $18.40, Hero raises to $54, BB calls $35.60

          Flop: ($111.40) 3 J 8 (2 players)
          BB checks, Hero bets $58, BB raises to $162.85, Hero calls $104.85

          Turn: ($437.10) 3 (2 players)
          BB bets $195.85, Hero raises to $675.50 and is all-in, BB calls $479.65

          River: ($1,788.10) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Spoiler:
          Results: $1,788.10 pot ($3 rake)
          Final Board: 3 J 8 3 8
          BB showed J J and won $1,785.10 ($892.35 net)
          Hero mucked 8 7 and lost (-$892.75 net)



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          11-15-2011 , 07:28 PM
          You definitely can't get it in with a FD and call it worthy of this fine thread, 5knl or not....
          11-15-2011 , 07:44 PM
          awesome thread
          11-15-2011 , 07:55 PM
          Ok I think I got it now

            Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11071142

            BTN: $335.75 (167.9 bb)
            SB: $198 (99 bb)
            Hero (BB): $417.10 (208.6 bb)
            UTG+2: $124.25 (62.1 bb)
            MP1: $74.50 (37.3 bb)
            MP2: $200 (100 bb)
            MP3: $246.75 (123.4 bb)
            CO: $188.35 (94.2 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 T
            6 folds, SB raises to $5, Hero raises to $18, SB raises to $48, Hero calls $30

            Flop: ($96) K T 6 (2 players)
            SB bets $50, Hero calls $50

            Turn: ($196) 5 (2 players)
            SB bets $100 and is all-in, Hero calls $100

            River: ($396) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

            Spoiler:
            Results: $396 pot ($3 rake)
            Final Board: K T 6 5 5
            SB showed Q Q and won $393 ($195 net)
            Hero showed 2 T and lost (-$198 net)



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              Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11071132

              BB: $274 (137 bb)
              MP1: $207.30 (103.7 bb)
              MP2: $160.50 (80.3 bb)
              MP3: $93.55 (46.8 bb)
              Hero (CO): $230 (115 bb)
              BTN: $200 (100 bb)
              SB: $228.40 (114.2 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is CO with J K
              MP1 raises to $4, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $4, Hero raises to $18, 3 folds, MP1 calls $14, MP3 calls $14

              Flop: ($57) Q Q 3 (3 players)
              MP1 bets $24, MP3 folds, Hero calls $24

              Turn: ($105) 4 (2 players)
              MP1 bets $48, Hero raises to $188 and is all-in, MP1 calls $117.30 and is all-in

              River: ($435.60) K (2 players, 2 are all-in)

              Spoiler:
              Results: $435.60 pot ($3.00 rake)
              Final Board: Q Q 3 4 K
              MP1 showed Q K and won $432.60 ($225.30 net)
              Hero showed J K and won $0.00 (-$207.30 net)



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              11-15-2011 , 08:02 PM
              [ ] Got it
              [x] Getting there
              11-15-2011 , 08:37 PM
              needs less outs
              11-15-2011 , 09:27 PM
              Dunno, I cannot decide which one of the 2 Joyes is better as spewing.
              11-15-2011 , 11:34 PM
              Really?
              11-16-2011 , 01:02 AM
              joey your a crazy MF
              11-16-2011 , 01:06 AM
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by d_smith77
              Really?
              http://www.pokertableratings.com/han...60/18793323314
              11-16-2011 , 01:08 AM
              that actually happened
              11-16-2011 , 01:11 AM
              lol finalllllllly someone who f gets it

                    
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