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10-22-2011 , 03:50 PM
I played this hand last night and thought of this thread during it



    Poker Stars, $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886542

    DOOPAMAN (BTN): $479.95 (240 bb)
    Hero (SB): $315.50 (157.8 bb)
    silviosam (BB): $225.70 (112.9 bb)
    ezyrider79 (UTG): $237.60 (118.8 bb)
    house_advntg (MP): $103.80 (51.9 bb)
    kipa58 (CO): $46 (23 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with J 6 J 8
    3 folds, DOOPAMAN calls $2, Hero completes, silviosam raises to $8, DOOPAMAN calls $6, Hero calls $6

    Flop: ($24) 9 T 4 (3 players)
    Hero checks, silviosam checks, DOOPAMAN bets $6, Hero calls $6, silviosam raises to $46.80, DOOPAMAN calls $40.80, Hero calls $40.80

    Turn: ($164.40) 9 (3 players)
    Hero checks, silviosam bets $6, DOOPAMAN raises to $38, Hero calls $38, silviosam raises to $78, DOOPAMAN calls $40, Hero calls $40

    River: ($398.40) 2 (3 players)
    Hero checks, silviosam bets $92.90, DOOPAMAN calls $92.90, Hero calls $92.90

    Results: $677.10 pot ($3.00 rake)
    Final Board: 9 T 4 9 2
    DOOPAMAN mucked 4 A 5 4 and lost (-$225.70 net)
    Hero mucked J 6 J 8 and lost (-$225.70 net)
    silviosam showed 9 4 Q 9 and won $674.10 ($448.40 net)



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    10-22-2011 , 03:52 PM
    I really need to go to my old computer and look up my hands on their, these hands are only till Dec 2010 when I played mainly PLO since, I could probably fill this thread up for 100 pages
    10-22-2011 , 03:53 PM
      Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886552

      brtnboarder (MP3): $428 (107 bb)
      oscarleon (CO): $619.70 (154.9 bb)
      justDgmt (BTN): $542.70 (135.7 bb)
      Hero (SB): $478.90 (119.7 bb)
      ATLienCP (BB): $593 (148.3 bb)
      darklol (UTG+1): $400 (100 bb)
      Philippov K (UTG+2): $207 (51.8 bb)
      TopKat5757 (MP1): $551.70 (137.9 bb)
      lakamy (MP2): $506.40 (126.6 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 9 6
      3 folds, lakamy raises to $12, 3 folds, Hero raises to $44, ATLienCP folds, lakamy raises to $112, Hero calls $68

      Flop: ($228) 2 A J (2 players)
      Hero bets $146, lakamy calls $146

      Turn: ($520) 4 (2 players)
      Hero bets $220.90 and is all-in, lakamy calls $220.90

      River: ($961.80) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Results: $961.80 pot ($3 rake)
      Final Board: 2 A J 4 8
      Hero showed 9 6 and lost (-$478.90 net)
      lakamy showed K K and won $958.80 ($479.90 net)



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      10-22-2011 , 03:56 PM
      I look at this and I don't think spew and pretty standard all around but some other might not agree and think it is spewy



        Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886562

        Jenn415 (SB): $3,396 (339.6 bb)
        Dogg11 (BB): $1,030 (103 bb)
        LSgambler (UTG): $1,404 (140.4 bb)
        shaun81 (MP): $1,123.75 (112.4 bb)
        apple37 (CO): $1,037 (103.7 bb)
        Hero (BTN): $1,188 (118.8 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 7
        LSgambler raises to $30, shaun81 calls $30, apple37 folds, Hero calls $30, Jenn415 raises to $180, 2 folds, shaun81 calls $150, Hero calls $150

        Flop: ($580) 8 T 6 (3 players)
        Jenn415 bets $375, shaun81 folds, Hero raises to $1,000, Jenn415 raises to $2,610, Hero calls $8 and is all-in

        Turn: ($2,596) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
        River: ($2,596) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

        Results: $2,596 pot ($3 rake)
        Final Board: 8 T 6 8 2
        Jenn415 showed A A and lost (-$1,188 net)
        shaun81 mucked and lost (-$180 net)
        Hero showed 8 7 and won $2,593 ($1,405 net)



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        10-22-2011 , 03:57 PM
        lol wtfffff


          Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886572

          pmilanov (SB): $1,122 (112.2 bb)
          andrespoker1 (BB): $2,513.25 (251.3 bb)
          DeanoSupremo (UTG): $2,073 (207.3 bb)
          Hero (MP): $1,352 (135.2 bb)
          NosferatuMan (CO): $1,000 (100 bb)
          SmittyUF (BTN): $1,273.85 (127.4 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is MP with K 9
          DeanoSupremo folds, Hero raises to $25, 2 folds, pmilanov raises to $100, andrespoker1 folds, Hero calls $75

          Flop: ($210) 2 7 7 (2 players)
          pmilanov bets $110, Hero calls $110

          Turn: ($430) A (2 players)
          pmilanov bets $220, Hero calls $220

          River: ($870) 3 (2 players)
          pmilanov bets $692 and is all-in, Hero calls $692

          Results: $2,254 pot ($3 rake)
          Final Board: 2 7 7 A 3
          pmilanov showed K A and won $2,251 ($1,129 net)
          Hero showed K 9 and lost (-$1,122 net)



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          10-22-2011 , 03:59 PM
            Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886582

            ElGrecolore (BTN): $1,084 (108.4 bb)
            Bruut99 (SB): $1,278.75 (127.9 bb)
            Hero (BB): $1,017 (101.7 bb)
            JSthl (UTG): $903.50 (90.4 bb)
            play2loose88 (MP): $1,495 (149.5 bb)
            bgblue7 (CO): $1,655 (165.5 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BB with 9 4
            JSthl folds, play2loose88 raises to $30, bgblue7 calls $30, ElGrecolore calls $30, Bruut99 folds, Hero raises to $155, play2loose88 raises to $280, 2 folds, Hero raises to $905, play2loose88 raises to $1,495 and is all-in, Hero calls $112 and is all-in

            Flop: ($2,099) 8 T Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)
            Turn: ($2,099) T (2 players, 2 are all-in)
            River: ($2,099) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

            Results: $2,099 pot ($3 rake)
            Final Board: 8 T Q T 5
            Hero showed 9 4 and lost (-$1,017 net)
            play2loose88 showed A K and won $2,096 ($1,079 net)



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            10-22-2011 , 04:00 PM
              Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886602

              jamba83 (MP2): $1,009.50 (101 bb)
              Goldeneye_hd (MP3): $1,047 (104.7 bb)
              fullrich88 (CO): $925 (92.5 bb)
              mantasm (BTN): $985 (98.5 bb)
              Hero (SB): $1,821.90 (182.2 bb)
              hrstrnqlzr (BB): $1,255.50 (125.6 bb)
              Swtwtr25 (UTG+2): $1,015 (101.5 bb)
              Numbr2pencil (MP1): $1,000 (100 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is SB with 2 7
              3 folds, Goldeneye_hd raises to $30, fullrich88 calls $30, mantasm folds, Hero raises to $150, hrstrnqlzr folds, Goldeneye_hd calls $120, fullrich88 calls $120

              Flop: ($460) J K 3 (3 players)
              Hero bets $285, Goldeneye_hd calls $285, fullrich88 folds

              Turn: ($1,030) 4 (2 players)
              Hero bets $500, Goldeneye_hd raises to $612 and is all-in, Hero folds

              Spoiler:
              Results: $2,030 pot ($3 rake)
              Final Board: J K 3 4
              Goldeneye_hd mucked and won $2,027 ($1,092 net)
              Hero mucked 2 7 and lost (-$935 net)



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              10-22-2011 , 04:01 PM
                Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886612

                mustanggino (CO): $969 (96.9 bb)
                Hero (BTN): $1,602 (160.2 bb)
                inwooke (SB): $505 (50.5 bb)
                netscout (BB): $926 (92.6 bb)
                Oxota (MP): $515 (51.5 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 4
                2 folds, Hero raises to $25, inwooke folds, netscout calls $15

                Flop: ($55) Q 7 A (2 players)
                netscout checks, Hero bets $34.45, netscout calls $34.45

                Turn: ($123.90) 6 (2 players)
                netscout checks, Hero bets $110, netscout calls $110

                River: ($343.90) 8 (2 players)
                netscout checks, Hero bets $1,432.55 and is all-in, netscout calls $756.55 and is all-in

                Results: $1,857 pot ($2 rake)
                Final Board: Q 7 A 6 8
                Hero showed 8 4 and lost (-$926 net)
                netscout showed A 3 and won $1,855 ($929 net)



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                10-22-2011 , 04:03 PM
                  Poker Stars, $1/$2, $0.40 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886622

                  Hero (BTN): $500 (250 bb)
                  vagelis32 (SB): $277.80 (138.9 bb)
                  MightyScrot (BB): $362.30 (181.2 bb)
                  ZXC-2410 (CO): $956.90 (478.5 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9 7
                  ZXC-2410 raises to $7, Hero raises to $28, 2 folds, ZXC-2410 raises to $110, Hero calls $82

                  Flop: ($224.60) 4 2 8 (2 players)
                  ZXC-2410 checks, Hero checks

                  Turn: ($224.60) 5 (2 players)
                  ZXC-2410 checks, Hero bets $164, ZXC-2410 raises to $846.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $225.60 and is all-in

                  River: ($1,003.80) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                  Results: $1,003.80 pot ($2 rake)
                  Final Board: 4 2 8 5 3
                  Hero showed 9 7 and lost (-$500 net)
                  ZXC-2410 showed K A and won $1,001.80 ($501.80 net)



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                  10-22-2011 , 04:03 PM
                  Quote:
                  Originally Posted by ChicagoJoey
                  lol wtfffff


                    Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886572

                    pmilanov (SB): $1,122 (112.2 bb)
                    andrespoker1 (BB): $2,513.25 (251.3 bb)
                    DeanoSupremo (UTG): $2,073 (207.3 bb)
                    Hero (MP): $1,352 (135.2 bb)
                    NosferatuMan (CO): $1,000 (100 bb)
                    SmittyUF (BTN): $1,273.85 (127.4 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is MP with K 9
                    DeanoSupremo folds, Hero raises to $25, 2 folds, pmilanov raises to $100, andrespoker1 folds, Hero calls $75

                    Flop: ($210) 2 7 7 (2 players)
                    pmilanov bets $110, Hero calls $110

                    Turn: ($430) A (2 players)
                    pmilanov bets $220, Hero calls $220

                    River: ($870) 3 (2 players)
                    pmilanov bets $692 and is all-in, Hero calls $692

                    Results: $2,254 pot ($3 rake)
                    Final Board: 2 7 7 A 3
                    pmilanov showed K A and won $2,251 ($1,129 net)
                    Hero showed K 9 and lost (-$1,122 net)



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                    This is by far the best spew I have ever seen!
                    10-22-2011 , 04:04 PM
                      Poker Stars, $1/$2, $0.40 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886632

                      hmnik123 (MP): $575.45 (287.7 bb)
                      buss_light24 (CO): $294.60 (147.3 bb)
                      Hero (BTN): $564.55 (282.3 bb)
                      Scarer (SB): $292.75 (146.4 bb)
                      Ian's all in (BB): $560.40 (280.2 bb)

                      Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q T
                      hmnik123 raises to $6, buss_light24 calls $6, Hero raises to $36, 2 folds, hmnik123 raises to $82, buss_light24 folds, Hero calls $46

                      Flop: ($175) J 3 3 (2 players)
                      hmnik123 bets $88, Hero calls $88

                      Turn: ($351) K (2 players)
                      hmnik123 bets $162, Hero calls $162

                      River: ($675) 4 (2 players)
                      hmnik123 bets $243.05 and is all-in, Hero folds

                      Results: $675 pot ($2 rake)
                      Final Board: J 3 3 K 4
                      hmnik123 mucked and won $673 ($340.60 net)
                      Hero mucked Q T and lost (-$332.40 net)



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                      10-22-2011 , 04:04 PM
                      can anyone seriously fold a pair to me ever again after reading these??


                      im actually up money lifetime at NLHE lol even with spewing away probably 150k+ in similar fashion
                      10-22-2011 , 04:23 PM
                      i straddled for 500 in a 5/10 plo8 game the other night from UTG and folded to a 2k raise... that's gotta be up there

                      joey you should try playing my stats for a year, will probably top hat
                      10-22-2011 , 04:54 PM
                      well at least you won the thread
                      10-22-2011 , 04:59 PM
                      joey you do realize these aren't play money right? how do you do that **** lol
                      10-22-2011 , 06:26 PM
                      fpps are a helluva drug
                      10-22-2011 , 11:58 PM
                      Hahahahahaha
                      10-25-2011 , 02:55 PM
                      So friggin' awesome. Joe you should post these on your blog and take donations, every time you hit $10 you post another hand.
                      10-27-2011 , 09:28 PM
                      Going to post a few of mine to try and make Joey not feel so lonely at the top....You still got it by a mile tho bro

                      Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
                      DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

                      BTN/SB: $256.10
                      Hero (BB): $173.85

                      Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 3 4
                      BTN/SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $10, BTN/SB calls $7

                      Flop: ($20.00) 4 6 2 (2 players)
                      Hero bets $15.00, BTN/SB calls $15

                      Turn: ($50.00) J (2 players)
                      Hero bets $36.00, BTN/SB raises to $94, Hero raises to $148.85, BTN/SB calls $54.85

                      River: ($347.70) Q (2 players)

                      Spoiler:
                      Final Pot: $347.70
                      BTN/SB shows Jc Kc
                      Hero shows 3h 4h
                      BTN/SB wins $347.20
                      (Rake: $0.50)



                      Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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                      BB: $131.80
                      Hero (BTN/SB): $298.65

                      Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with 4 2
                      Hero raises to $2.75, BB raises to $9, Hero calls $6.25

                      Flop: ($18.00) 8 K K (2 players)
                      BB bets $13.00, Hero calls $13

                      Turn: ($44.00) A (2 players)
                      BB bets $31.00, Hero raises to $119, BB calls $78.80 all in

                      River: ($263.60) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

                      Spoiler:
                      Final Pot: $263.60
                      BB shows Qd Ac
                      Hero shows 4c 2c
                      BB wins $263.10
                      (Rake: $0.50)



                      Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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                      Verwonderde (MP): $117.20
                      Fuxi_777 (CO): $114.25
                      Jogu39m (BTN): $100.00
                      R1aki (SB): $150.00
                      Hero (BB): $102.40
                      RuBenPoCoPrO (UTG): $124.95
                      Furiya (UTG+1): $100.00

                      Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with T K
                      2 folds, Verwonderde raises to $3, 3 folds, Hero calls $2

                      Flop: ($6.50) 8 4 T (2 players)
                      Hero bets $4.00, Verwonderde raises to $14, Hero calls $10

                      Turn: ($34.50) J (2 players)
                      Hero checks, Verwonderde bets $16.00, Hero raises to $39, Verwonderde calls $23

                      River: ($112.50) 9 (2 players)
                      Hero bets $46.40, Verwonderde calls $46.40

                      Spoiler:
                      Final Pot: $205.30
                      Verwonderde shows Qc Qs
                      Hero shows Th Kc
                      Verwonderde wins $202.30
                      (Rake: $3.00)
                      10-30-2011 , 11:09 AM
                        Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
                        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10930812

                        MP3: $85.50 (42.8 bb)
                        CO: $200.85 (100.4 bb)
                        BTN: $200 (100 bb)
                        SB: $233.85 (116.9 bb)
                        Hero (BB): $280.10 (140.1 bb)
                        UTG+1: $47.35 (23.7 bb)
                        UTG+2: $200 (100 bb)
                        MP1: $343.70 (171.9 bb)
                        MP2: $240.05 (120 bb)

                        Preflop: Hero is BB with Q K
                        7 folds, SB raises to $8, Hero calls $6

                        Flop: ($16) 6 T 5 (2 players)
                        SB bets $10, Hero raises to $29.55, SB raises to $76, Hero raises to $272.10 and is all-in, SB calls $149.85 and is all-in

                        Turn: ($467.70) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
                        River: ($467.70) A (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                        Spoiler:
                        Results: $467.70 pot ($3.00 rake)
                        Final Board: 6 T 5 5 A
                        SB showed A A and won $464.70 ($230.85 net)
                        Hero showed Q K and lost (-$233.85 net)



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                        10-30-2011 , 12:28 PM
                        makes me puke everytime i read this thread haha
                        11-02-2011 , 01:51 PM
                        Grabbed by Holdem Manager
                        NL Holdem $2(BB) Replayer
                        SB ($204)
                        BB ($91)
                        UTG ($192)
                        UTG+1 ($89.70)
                        UTG+2 ($298)
                        CO ($200)
                        Hero ($201)

                        Dealt to Hero T T

                        fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $6, Hero calls $6, fold, fold

                        FLOP ($15) 8 3 5

                        CO bets $10, Hero raises to $28.95, CO raises to $72, Hero raises to $195 (AI), CO calls $122 (AI)

                        TURN ($403) 8 3 5 4

                        RIVER ($403) 8 3 5 4 J

                        CO shows 5 5
                        (Pre 20%, Flop 91.1%, Turn 95.5%)

                        Hero shows T T
                        (Pre 80%, Flop 8.9%, Turn 4.5%)

                        CO wins $400
                        11-02-2011 , 05:03 PM
                        ^^ Did almost an identical thing earlier today, but i had KK against the set :S
                        11-02-2011 , 05:24 PM
                        7 handed CO vs BN that would not be considered spewy at all against a lot of villains
                        11-02-2011 , 05:36 PM
                        Ha, yeah, here this guy was tilting me as he has some ridiculous ~90%/80%/90% cbet stats and 0% fold to cbet raise and I did not fancy calling him off on 3 streets. So maybe not that spewy, dunno

                              
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