Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
***Official SPEW Containment Thread*** ***Official SPEW Containment Thread***

09-25-2012 , 09:18 PM
Miscliks don't count
09-25-2012 , 09:41 PM
unfortunately it wasn't.
09-25-2012 , 10:10 PM
i would def watch if you boys in the London house had a daily talkshow called like "Breakfast with the Blokes" or somethin, would def be entertaining it seems.
09-25-2012 , 11:11 PM
Don't play NL anymore except for 10 minutes other day but still wanted to contribute a PLO hand of spew and a NL one





    Poker Stars, $50/$100, $20 ante Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 3 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14016192

    Hero (SB): $20,051 (200.5 bb)
    0Human0 (BB): $11,380.05 (113.8 bb)
    patpatman (BTN): $25,795.85 (258 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 7 8 J 9
    patpatman raises to $300, Hero raises to $1,060, 0Human0 folds, patpatman calls $760

    Flop: ($2,280) A K 4 (2 players)
    Hero bets $1,650, patpatman calls $1,650

    Turn: ($5,580) 7 (2 players)
    Hero bets $4,150, patpatman calls $4,150

    River: ($13,880) Q (2 players)
    Hero bets $13,171 and is all-in, patpatman calls $13,171

    Results: $40,222 pot ($3 rake)
    Final Board: A K 4 7 Q
    Hero showed 7 8 J 9 and lost (-$20,051 net)
    patpatman showed 8 K 7 6 and won $40,219 ($20,168 net)



    Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.








      Poker Stars, $10/$20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14016202

      IMJEWISH_LOL (BB): $2,030 (101.5 bb)
      pppp20120202 (MP): $2,067 (103.4 bb)
      pistons87 (CO): $2,308.50 (115.4 bb)
      Hero (BTN): $2,755.50 (137.8 bb)
      locoo20 (SB): $2,546.50 (127.3 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BTN with T K
      2 folds, Hero raises to $50, locoo20 raises to $200, IMJEWISH_LOL folds, Hero calls $150

      Flop: ($420) A 3 6 (2 players)
      locoo20 bets $140, Hero calls $140

      Turn: ($700) 5 (2 players)
      locoo20 checks, Hero bets $440, locoo20 calls $440

      River: ($1,580) 7 (2 players)
      locoo20 checks, Hero bets $1,975.50 and is all-in, locoo20 calls $1,766.50 and is all-in

      Results: $5,113 pot ($3 rake)
      Final Board: A 3 6 5 7
      Hero showed T K and lost (-$2,546.50 net)
      locoo20 showed 7 7 and won $5,110 ($2,563.50 net)



      Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
      09-25-2012 , 11:45 PM
      tbh i have no idea whether the first hand is spew or standard for omaha
      09-26-2012 , 01:49 AM
      it's only $20k
      09-26-2012 , 02:04 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by ishipkq
      tbh i have no idea whether the first hand is spew or standard for omaha
      Yea I agree with this, I actually probably would need a minute or two to figure out who won the hand if it didn't saw won/mucked in the hh.
      09-26-2012 , 03:58 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Mexican_Natis
      Yea I agree with this, I actually probably would need a minute or two to figure out who won the hand if it didn't saw won/mucked in the hh.
      hah yeah. at first i was like "i dont get it. he has a straight".
      09-26-2012 , 03:59 AM
      it appears he wagered lots of money with a very weak hand
      09-26-2012 , 04:49 AM
      haha plo not that hard guys, i promise!!! turn bet debatable, and should probably hardly ever be betting river in that spot vs him spewwww
      09-28-2012 , 11:47 AM
      I think I am slowly reaching Joey quality

        Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14043472

        CO: $454.87 (113.7 bb)
        Hero (BTN): $400 (100 bb)
        SB: $551.32 (137.8 bb)
        BB: $420 (105 bb)
        MP: $482.27 (120.6 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BTN with A 6
        2 folds, Hero raises to $8, SB raises to $32, BB folds, Hero raises to $90, SB calls $58

        Flop: ($184) 9 9 K (2 players)
        SB checks, Hero bets $70.22, SB raises to $140.44, Hero raises to $310 and is all-in, SB calls $169.56

        Turn: ($804) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
        River: ($804) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

        Spoiler:
        Results: $804 pot ($2.80 rake)
        Final Board: 9 9 K 7 5
        Hero showed A 6 and lost (-$400 net)
        SB showed 9 9 and won $801.20 ($401.20 net)



        Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
        09-28-2012 , 12:24 PM
        Hahahah

        Last edited by Glanza_Mike; 09-28-2012 at 12:24 PM. Reason: nice flop
        09-28-2012 , 01:35 PM
        standart
        09-28-2012 , 03:50 PM
          Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

          BTN: $82.14 (82.1 bb)
          SB: $193.77 (193.8 bb)
          Hero (BB): $105.62 (105.6 bb)
          UTG: $101 (101 bb)
          MP: $253.88 (253.9 bb)
          CO: $46.50 (46.5 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BB with Q K
          UTG folds, MP raises to $2.10, 3 folds, Hero calls $1.10

          Flop: ($4.70) J 3 3 (2 players)
          Hero checks, MP bets $3.50, Hero raises to $9.35, MP raises to $18, Hero raises to $103.52 and is all-in, MP calls $85.52

          Turn: ($211.74) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
          River: ($211.74) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Results: $211.74 pot ($2.80 rake)
          Final Board: J 3 3 9 2
          Hero showed Q K and lost (-$105.62 net)
          MP showed A A and won $208.94 ($103.32 net)
          09-28-2012 , 03:56 PM
          Sorro Ponty but mine is better - at least you have a lot of runner runner outs
          09-28-2012 , 04:14 PM
          kanye.jpg
          09-28-2012 , 04:49 PM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by Xela
          Sorro Ponty but mine is better - at least you have a lot of runner runner outs
          Guess this isnt good either

            Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14043762

            BTN: $108.61 (108.6 bb)
            Hero (SB): $335.26 (335.3 bb)
            BB: $175.04 (175 bb)
            UTG: $260.92 (260.9 bb)
            MP: $115.24 (115.2 bb)
            CO: $100.28 (100.3 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is SB with Q K
            2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN calls $3, Hero raises to $13, 2 folds, BTN calls $10

            Flop: ($30) 7 7 A (2 players)
            Hero bets $9, BTN raises to $26, Hero raises to $288, BTN calls $69.61 and is all-in

            Turn: ($221.22) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
            River: ($221.22) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

            Results: $221.22 pot ($2.80 rake)
            Final Board: 7 7 A T J
            BTN showed 7 4 and lost (-$108.61 net)
            Hero showed Q K and won $218.42 ($109.81 net)



            Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
            09-28-2012 , 05:05 PM
            Bitchiness about spewing the hardest itt
            09-28-2012 , 05:07 PM
            i will dedicate this session to bluffing paired boards for street cred
            09-28-2012 , 05:21 PM
            Quote:
            Originally Posted by joeyjoejr
            Guess this isnt good either

              Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14043762

              BTN: $108.61 (108.6 bb)
              Hero (SB): $335.26 (335.3 bb)
              BB: $175.04 (175 bb)
              UTG: $260.92 (260.9 bb)
              MP: $115.24 (115.2 bb)
              CO: $100.28 (100.3 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is SB with Q K
              2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN calls $3, Hero raises to $13, 2 folds, BTN calls $10

              Flop: ($30) 7 7 A (2 players)
              Hero bets $9, BTN raises to $26, Hero raises to $288, BTN calls $69.61 and is all-in

              Turn: ($221.22) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
              River: ($221.22) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

              Results: $221.22 pot ($2.80 rake)
              Final Board: 7 7 A T J
              BTN showed 7 4 and lost (-$108.61 net)
              Hero showed Q K and won $218.42 ($109.81 net)



              Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
              You are my idol, I would never dare to criticise your art
              09-28-2012 , 06:15 PM
              makes sense shoving kq there
              10-11-2012 , 11:15 AM
                Pacific, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                MP: $524.03 (131 bb)
                CO: $396.60 (99.2 bb)
                BTN: $234.81 (58.7 bb)
                Hero (SB): $408 (102 bb)
                BB: $356 (89 bb)
                UTG: $747.55 (186.9 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is SB with 2 A
                4 folds, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

                Flop: ($24) K K 9 (2 players)
                Hero bets $16, BB raises to $46, Hero calls $30

                Turn: ($116) Q (2 players)
                Hero checks, BB bets $66, Hero raises to $350 and is all-in, BB calls $232 and is all-in

                River: ($712) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                Spoiler:
                Results: $712 pot ($4 rake)
                Final Board: K K 9 Q 7
                Hero showed 2 A and lost (-$356 net)
                BB showed T K and won $708 ($352 net)
                10-16-2012 , 03:03 PM
                  Poker Stars, $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14205281

                  SB: $361.44 (60.2 bb)
                  Hero (BB): $870.46 (145.1 bb)
                  UTG: $652.31 (108.7 bb)
                  MP: $600 (100 bb)
                  CO: $600 (100 bb)
                  BTN: $671.66 (111.9 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is BB with Q 8
                  4 folds, SB raises to $18, Hero calls $12

                  Flop: ($36) K 9 9 (2 players)
                  SB bets $24.06, Hero raises to $54, SB raises to $83.94, Hero calls $29.94

                  Turn: ($203.88) 5 (2 players)
                  SB bets $60.32, Hero calls $60.32

                  River: ($324.52) 6 (2 players)
                  SB checks, Hero bets $212.33, SB folds

                  Results: $324.52 pot ($2.80 rake)
                  Final Board: K 9 9 5 6
                  SB mucked and lost (-$162.26 net)
                  Hero mucked Q 8 and won $321.72 ($159.46 net)



                  Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
                  10-16-2012 , 07:38 PM
                  On the same topic, he had $86 left OTR and was getting ~4:1. Hoped he called so I can post in here. So admittedly a failed spew but I thought I post anyway as he is reg scum shortie.

                    Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14207651

                    SB: $211.50 (52.9 bb)
                    BB: $204.50 (51.1 bb)
                    MP: $913.98 (228.5 bb)
                    CO: $199.62 (49.9 bb)
                    Hero (BTN): $615.29 (153.8 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is BTN with J 8
                    2 folds, Hero raises to $8, SB folds, BB calls $4

                    Flop: ($18) K 4 T (2 players)
                    BB checks, Hero checks

                    Turn: ($18) 4 (2 players)
                    BB checks, Hero bets $13.89, BB raises to $45.36, Hero raises to $76.83, BB calls $31.47

                    River: ($171.66) 5 (2 players)
                    BB bets $33, Hero raises to $222.77, BB folds

                    Spoiler:
                    Results: $237.66 pot ($2.80 rake)
                    Final Board: K 4 T 4 5
                    BB mucked and lost (-$117.83 net)
                    Hero mucked J 8 and won $234.86 ($117.03 net)



                    Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
                    10-18-2012 , 12:57 AM
                    not shoving river there would be spew

                          
                    m