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01-31-2011 , 07:41 PM
This is killing my brain. How is this possible???
01-31-2011 , 07:54 PM
I mean, i played it like a ****ing set didnt i??





Poker Stars $1000.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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molikk (BB): $1461.00
KakiTee (UTG): $1015.00
markwin11 (UTG+1): $1060.00
kscool911 (UTG+2): $1015.00
PokerMgr3 (MP1): $1000.00
neomorf (MP2): $1244.00
Zockermicha (CO): $485.00
Hero (BTN): $1260.50
dryath (SB): $1000.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BTN with 8 T
1 fold, markwin11 raises to $30, 4 folds, Hero calls $30, dryath calls $25, 1 fold

Flop: ($100.00) 5 2 9 (3 players)
dryath checks, markwin11 bets $60.00, Hero calls $60, dryath folds

Turn: ($220.00) A (2 players)
markwin11 bets $140.00, Hero raises to $320, markwin11 calls $180

River: ($860.00) J (2 players)
markwin11 checks, Hero bets $777.00, markwin11 calls $650 all in

Final Pot: $2160.00
markwin11 shows K A
Hero shows 8 T
markwin11 wins $2157.00
(Rake: $3.00)
01-31-2011 , 08:04 PM
I've stopped to try to fold TP since 2008.
01-31-2011 , 08:05 PM
paging slammedfire
01-31-2011 , 09:05 PM
omg this
10-09-2011 , 07:10 PM
Consider it bumped, no surprise to see Joey mass posting
10-09-2011 , 07:12 PM
Don't think ill ever make a post here tbh :]
10-09-2011 , 07:33 PM
Ok, I start. This one is a few months old but certainly one my top 3 favourite spews. Villain is aggrotard and I think I was just randomly clicking buttons.

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Hero ($103)
BB ($50)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($49.75)
UTG+2 ($69.70)
CO ($20)
BTN ($89.95)

Dealt to Hero A T

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $2, fold, fold, Hero calls $1.75, fold

FLOP ($4.50) 8 6 5

Hero checks, UTG+2 checks

TURN ($4.50) 8 6 5 A

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $1, Hero calls $1

RIVER ($6.50) 8 6 5 A 6

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $6, Hero raises to $15.60, UTG+2 raises to $66.70 (AI), Hero calls $51.10

Hero shows A T
(Pre 72%, Flop 15.5%, Turn 13.6%)

UTG+2 shows 6 A
(Pre 28%, Flop 84.5%, Turn 86.4%)

UTG+2 wins $136
10-09-2011 , 08:04 PM
lol sure wish i had all that money back now, fml
10-09-2011 , 08:05 PM
    Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10791882

    Hero (BB): $400 (100 bb)
    JugoDeLima (UTG): $293.40 (73.4 bb)
    iSlamDunk (MP): $413 (103.3 bb)
    Schmeff (CO): $400 (100 bb)
    beardsell_qc (BTN): $608.50 (152.1 bb)
    dregen85 (SB): $398.20 (99.6 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with K 9
    2 folds, Schmeff raises to $10, beardsell_qc folds, dregen85 raises to $24, Hero raises to $64, Schmeff folds, dregen85 raises to $398.20 and is all-in, Hero calls $334.20

    Flop: ($806.40) 7 9 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    Turn: ($806.40) 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    River: ($806.40) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Results: $806.40 pot ($3 rake)
    Final Board: 7 9 3 3 6
    Hero showed K 9 and lost (-$398.20 net)
    dregen85 showed A A and won $803.40 ($405.20 net)



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    10-09-2011 , 08:09 PM
      Poker Stars, $0.50/$1, $0.20 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
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      CHIHAB (SB): $209.50 (209.5 bb)
      ChippyBrady (BB): $190.80 (190.8 bb)
      Bauzi07 (MP1): $322.30 (322.3 bb)
      Hero (MP2): $421.85 (421.9 bb)
      MMORA43 (MP3): $105.65 (105.7 bb)
      Sakeusz83 (CO): $278.15 (278.2 bb)
      Darki23 (BTN): $481.10 (481.1 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K J
      Bauzi07 raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $12, 5 folds, Bauzi07 calls $9.50

      Flop: ($26.90) 4 T 2 (2 players)
      Bauzi07 checks, Hero bets $18, Bauzi07 raises to $58, Hero calls $40

      Turn: ($142.90) 3 (2 players)
      Bauzi07 bets $84, Hero calls $84

      River: ($310.90) J (2 players)
      Bauzi07 bets $168.10, Hero calls $168.10

      Results: $647.10 pot ($3 rake)
      Final Board: 4 T 2 3 J
      Bauzi07 showed 5 6 and won $644.10 ($321.80 net)
      Hero showed K J and lost (-$322.30 net)
      10-09-2011 , 08:10 PM
      [x] tried to spew 300bbs away
      [x] failed


        Poker Stars, $0.50/$1, $0.20 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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        yyd111506 (CO): $296.90 (296.9 bb)
        El Goosey! (BTN): $283.05 (283.1 bb)
        SummerBalls (SB): $250 (250 bb)
        Hero (BB): $326.65 (326.7 bb)
        snatchpoit (MP): $252.05 (252.1 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 9
        snatchpoit raises to $3, yyd111506 calls $3, El Goosey! calls $3, SummerBalls folds, Hero calls $2

        Flop: ($13.50) T 8 A (4 players)
        Hero checks, snatchpoit bets $6, yyd111506 raises to $18.40, El Goosey! folds, Hero raises to $60, snatchpoit folds, yyd111506 calls $41.60

        Turn: ($139.50) 9 (2 players)
        Hero bets $115, yyd111506 raises to $233.70 and is all-in, Hero calls $118.70

        River: ($606.90) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)

        Results: $606.90 pot ($2 rake)
        Final Board: T 8 A 9 Q
        yyd111506 showed 2 K and lost (-$296.90 net)
        Hero showed 6 9 and won $604.90 ($308 net)
        10-09-2011 , 09:48 PM
        Been scouring my database searching for post worthy hands, but none of them would be worthy after seeing Joey's awesome display! Wp sir
        10-10-2011 , 02:13 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by ChicagoJoey
        [x] tried to spew 300bbs away
        [x] failed


          Poker Stars, $0.50/$1, $0.20 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

          yyd111506 (CO): $296.90 (296.9 bb)
          El Goosey! (BTN): $283.05 (283.1 bb)
          SummerBalls (SB): $250 (250 bb)
          Hero (BB): $326.65 (326.7 bb)
          snatchpoit (MP): $252.05 (252.1 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 9
          snatchpoit raises to $3, yyd111506 calls $3, El Goosey! calls $3, SummerBalls folds, Hero calls $2

          Flop: ($13.50) T 8 A (4 players)
          Hero checks, snatchpoit bets $6, yyd111506 raises to $18.40, El Goosey! folds, Hero raises to $60, snatchpoit folds, yyd111506 calls $41.60

          Turn: ($139.50) 9 (2 players)
          Hero bets $115, yyd111506 raises to $233.70 and is all-in, Hero calls $118.70

          River: ($606.90) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Results: $606.90 pot ($2 rake)
          Final Board: T 8 A 9 Q
          yyd111506 showed 2 K and lost (-$296.90 net)
          Hero showed 6 9 and won $604.90 ($308 net)
          pretty standard value bet with 3rd pair given your image imho. you're near the top of your range.
          10-10-2011 , 03:33 AM
          crazy sh*t ITT
          10-10-2011 , 03:51 AM
          i raised 67s utg once

          but other than that i cant think of any
          10-10-2011 , 05:03 AM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by RivrMeaDream
          i raised 67s utg once

          but other than that i cant think of any
          Raising 67s UTG is like breakfast for me, can't start a day without it
          10-10-2011 , 05:06 AM
          some of these aren't even that spewy.

          Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 1474722
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          BTN/SB: $200.00
          Hero (BB): $264.60

          Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with T 9
          BTN/SB raises to $5, Hero calls $3

          Flop: ($10.00) 5 3 8 (2 players)
          Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $6, Hero raises to $18, BTN/SB raises to $48, Hero raises to $259.60 all in, BTN/SB calls $147 all in

          Turn: ($400.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

          River: ($400.00) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

          Final Pot: $400.00
          BTN/SB shows A A (a pair of Aces)
          Hero shows T 9 (high card Queen)
          BTN/SB wins $399.50
          (Rake: $0.50)

          That was ur birthday and xmas present mr Rivrmeadream
          10-10-2011 , 05:17 AM
          I think he would have smashed the computer if a J came OTR
          10-10-2011 , 11:10 AM
          lol this thread is awesome. It only paints half the picture though, can you guys post some ridiculous hands (especially Joey I'd imagine) where you get ridiculous action on your nutted hands because of your images? That would be fun to see as well.
          10-10-2011 , 11:26 AM
          I have some, but how the heck am I supposed to find them in my database. Is there a filter on HEM for "Spew"?
          10-10-2011 , 11:31 AM
          This is similar to some of Joey's hands. They are okay plays versus a lot of regs, but versus fish this is pure blown spew. This guy was playing 55/10 and looked me up like a champ.


            Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            SB: $204.10 (102.1 bb)
            BB: $570.95 (285.5 bb)
            UTG+1: $254.85 (127.4 bb)
            UTG+2: $202 (101 bb)
            MP1: $272.30 (136.2 bb)
            MP2: $255.20 (127.6 bb)
            MP3: $223.95 (112 bb)
            CO: $80 (40 bb)
            Hero (BTN): $206.25 (103.1 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BTN with A J
            6 folds, Hero raises to $5, SB folds, BB calls $3

            Flop: ($11) 2 8 3 (2 players)
            BB bets $8, Hero raises to $28, BB calls $20

            Turn: ($67) 2 (2 players)
            BB bets $16, Hero calls $16

            River: ($99) Q (2 players)
            BB bets $16, Hero raises to $157.25 and is all-in, BB calls $141.25

            Spoiler:
            Results: $413.50 pot ($3 rake)
            Final Board: 2 8 3 2 Q
            BB showed 5 8 and won $410.50 ($204.25 net)
            Hero showed A J and lost (-$206.25 net)
            10-10-2011 , 11:37 AM
            This guy was a reg with a fold to cbet of 30%. Sample was small though and just because he doesn't fold to cbets doesn't mean I can jam this in a single raised pot.



              Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10798842

              UTG+1: $1,837 (183.7 bb)
              UTG+2: $1,072 (107.2 bb)
              MP1: $1,007 (100.7 bb)
              Hero (MP2): $1,015 (101.5 bb)
              MP3: $677.95 (67.8 bb)
              CO: $1,197 (119.7 bb)
              BTN: $2,325.50 (232.6 bb)
              SB: $1,005 (100.5 bb)
              BB: $1,000 (100 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8 7
              3 folds, Hero raises to $35, 2 folds, BTN calls $35, 2 folds

              Flop: ($85) 5 T 3 (2 players)
              Hero bets $41, BTN raises to $140, Hero raises to $980 and is all-in, BTN calls $840

              Turn: ($2,045) 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
              River: ($2,045) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

              Spoiler:
              Results: $2,045 pot ($3 rake)
              Final Board: 5 T 3 3 2
              Hero showed 8 7 and lost (-$1,015 net)
              BTN showed 3 3 and won $2,042 ($1,027 net)



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              10-10-2011 , 12:06 PM
              At least you got to see quads for your money
              10-10-2011 , 03:01 PM
              that 87dd hand isnt even spew?

                    
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