***Official SPEW Containment Thread***

[d_smith77]

oh my god im probably going to be the number one poster itt pretty quickly

[ChicagoJoey]

Originally Posted by d_smith77

oh my god im probably going to be the number one poster itt pretty quickly

how do you find the time to spew while your busy winning 100 percent of sessions??


liar itt

[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Philg27 (BTN): $350.55
Hero (SB): $473.00
Zyrak (BB): $454.35
hook2120 (UTG): $862.00
GabrielMoyaa (MP): $481.40
packetlost (CO): $521.95

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is SB with T J
4 folds, Hero raises to $12, Zyrak raises to $36, Hero raises to $96, Zyrak raises to $454.35, Hero calls $358.35

Flop: ($908.70) A T 7 (2 players)

Turn: ($908.70) Q (2 players)

River: ($908.70) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: $908.70
Hero shows T J
Zyrak shows Q Q
Zyrak wins $905.70
(Rake: $3.00)

[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

CO: $428.00
BTN: $400.00
Hero (SB): $448.70
BB: $400.00
UTG: $470.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is SB with 5 J
UTG raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $36, 1 fold, UTG calls $24

Flop: ($76.00) 9 Q 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $36.00, UTG calls $36

Turn: ($148.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $84.00, UTG calls $84

River: ($316.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $292.70, UTG calls $292.70

Final Pot: $901.40
Hero shows 5 J
UTG shows J T
UTG wins $899.40
(Rake: $2.00)

[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars $1000.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

wobbly_au (CO): $1205.00
R()MQN (BTN): $3528.95
laurenman (SB): $410.00
STATUS QUO V (BB): $445.75
Hero (UTG): $2189.45

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $25, 1 fold, R()MQN raises to $90, 2 folds, Hero calls $65

Flop: ($195.00) 9 8 K (2 players)
Hero checks, R()MQN bets $111.00, Hero raises to $325, R()MQN calls $214

Turn: ($845.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $575.00, R()MQN calls $575

River: ($1995.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, R()MQN bets $2538.95, Hero calls $1199.45 all in

Final Pot: $4393.90
R()MQN shows A A
Hero shows J J
R()MQN wins $4391.90
(Rake: $2.00)

[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars $2000.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

thebud9999 (MP): $2000.00
nanonoko (CO): $2444.00
Hero (BTN): $2310.00
emore7959 (SB): $3128.00
wobbly_au (BB): $2951.00
KingBoromir (UTG): $5086.00

Pre Flop: ($30.00) Hero is BTN with J A
1 fold, thebud9999 raises to $50, 1 fold, Hero calls $50, 2 folds

Flop: ($130.00) Q 8 9 (2 players)
thebud9999 checks, Hero bets $100.00, thebud9999 raises to $300, Hero calls $200

Turn: ($730.00) J (2 players)
thebud9999 checks, Hero bets $325.00, thebud9999 calls $325

River: ($1380.00) 6 (2 players)
thebud9999 checks, Hero bets $1635.00, thebud9999 calls $1325 all in

Final Pot: $4030.00
thebud9999 shows 5 4
Hero shows J A
thebud9999 wins $4027.00
(Rake: $3.00)

[ChicagoJoey]

People afraid to bluff In this mother ****ing thread





Poker Stars $600.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

DesperadoGM (UTG): $2155.15
YEAH_I_ROB (CO): $1300.15
Annie 1988 (BTN): $821.80
Leatherass9 (SB): $788.20
Hero (BB): $1692.90

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BB with 7 6
1 fold, YEAH_I_ROB raises to $18, 1 fold, Leatherass9 raises to $58, Hero calls $52, YEAH_I_ROB calls $40

Flop: ($174.00) 2 Q 5 (3 players)
Leatherass9 checks, Hero bets $120.00, YEAH_I_ROB calls $120, Leatherass9 folds

Turn: ($414.00) A (2 players)
Hero bets $288.00, YEAH_I_ROB calls $288

River: ($990.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1226.90, YEAH_I_ROB calls $834.15 all in

Final Pot: $2658.30
YEAH_I_ROB shows 3 Q
Hero shows 7 6
YEAH_I_ROB wins $2656.30
(Rake: $2.00)

[ChicagoJoey]

Poker Stars $600.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

kemikar (CO): $600.00
L New (BTN): $573.75
titcar (SB): $840.80
Nook-2 (BB): $151.20
JamesMa99 (UTG): $600.00
leoe29 (UTG+1): $916.35
idelver1974 (UTG+2): $1148.95
Hero (MP1): $776.70
Leatherass9 (MP2): $600.00

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is MP1 with 7 9
1 fold, leoe29 raises to $18, idelver1974 calls $18, Hero raises to $72, 5 folds, leoe29 calls $54, idelver1974 calls $54

Flop: ($225.00) 4 3 4 (3 players)
leoe29 checks, idelver1974 bets $60.00, Hero raises to $220, leoe29 folds, idelver1974 calls $160

Turn: ($665.00) 4 (2 players)
idelver1974 checks, Hero bets $175.00, idelver1974 calls $175

River: ($1015.00) J (2 players)
idelver1974 bets $114.00, Hero raises to $309.70, idelver1974 calls $195.70

Final Pot: $1634.40
idelver1974 shows 5 5
Hero shows 7 9
idelver1974 wins $1631.40
(Rake: $3.00)

[rockrollins]

OMG. I think I have found my thread.

[UCDLaCrosse]

you are killlllllling it joey

[nsoshnikov]

This is killing my brain. How is this possible???

[ChicagoJoey]

I mean, i played it like a ****ing set didnt i??





Poker Stars $1000.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

molikk (BB): $1461.00
KakiTee (UTG): $1015.00
markwin11 (UTG+1): $1060.00
kscool911 (UTG+2): $1015.00
PokerMgr3 (MP1): $1000.00
neomorf (MP2): $1244.00
Zockermicha (CO): $485.00
Hero (BTN): $1260.50
dryath (SB): $1000.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BTN with 8 T
1 fold, markwin11 raises to $30, 4 folds, Hero calls $30, dryath calls $25, 1 fold

Flop: ($100.00) 5 2 9 (3 players)
dryath checks, markwin11 bets $60.00, Hero calls $60, dryath folds

Turn: ($220.00) A (2 players)
markwin11 bets $140.00, Hero raises to $320, markwin11 calls $180

River: ($860.00) J (2 players)
markwin11 checks, Hero bets $777.00, markwin11 calls $650 all in

Final Pot: $2160.00
markwin11 shows K A
Hero shows 8 T
markwin11 wins $2157.00
(Rake: $3.00)

[13_Xerxes]

I've stopped to try to fold TP since 2008.

[SABR42]

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[d_smith77]

omg this