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***Official SPEW Containment Thread*** ***Official SPEW Containment Thread***

04-06-2012 , 01:46 PM
hurt you sick bastard
04-06-2012 , 02:01 PM
    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    BTN: $621.56 (310.8 bb)
    SB: $337.64 (168.8 bb)
    BB: $190.14 (95.1 bb)
    UTG+1: $783.70 (391.9 bb)
    Hero (UTG+2): $510.85 (255.4 bb)
    MP1: $1,020.54 (510.3 bb)
    MP2: $316.69 (158.3 bb)
    MP3: $110.81 (55.4 bb)
    CO: $78 (39 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 9 8
    UTG+1 raises to $6, Hero calls $6, 4 folds, BTN raises to $26, 3 folds, Hero calls $20

    Flop: ($61) 8 Q 7 (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN bets $40, Hero calls $40

    Turn: ($141) K (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN bets $122, Hero calls $122

    River: ($385) 8 (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN bets $433.56 and is all-in, Hero calls $322.85 and is all-in

    Spoiler:
    Results: $1,030.70 pot ($2.80 rake)
    Final Board: 8 Q 7 K 8
    BTN showed Q Q and won $1,027.90 ($517.05 net)
    Hero showed 9 8 and lost (-$510.85 net)
    04-06-2012 , 02:09 PM
    Gtfo with your trips, this is the spew containment thread, Would have been fine if u had 67cc
    04-06-2012 , 02:12 PM
    was thinking about calling on bricks, does that count?
    04-06-2012 , 07:25 PM
    i think u guys will like this one

    spew call?


    PokerStars - $1 NL ZOOM - Holdem - 9 players
    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BTN: $118.46
    SB: $53.00
    BB: $83.50
    Hero (UTG): $105.84
    UTG+1: $232.88
    MP: $103.68
    MP+1: $107.46
    LP: $46.61
    CO: $142.04

    SB posts SB $0.50, BB posts BB $1.00

    Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero has K A

    Hero raises to $3.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $3.00, fold, fold

    Flop: ($7.50, 2 players) J 5 Q
    Hero bets $4.00, BTN raises to $13.50, Hero raises to $23.00, BTN calls $9.50

    Turn: ($53.50, 2 players) 4
    Hero checks, BTN bets $92.46 and is all-in, Hero calls $79.84 and is all-in

    River: ($213.18, 2 players) 3

    Hero shows K A (High Card, Ace) (Pre 43%, Flop 17%, Turn 9%)
    BTN shows J J (Three of a Kind, Jacks) (Pre 57%, Flop 83%, Turn 91%)
    BTN wins $210.38

    one of my finest spew if i may add, and if u know me, im a man of my spew.

    Last edited by ranil; 04-06-2012 at 07:41 PM.
    04-07-2012 , 07:05 PM
    Grabbed by Holdem Manager
    NL Holdem $1(BB) On Game
    SB ($174)
    BB ($106)
    Hero ($127)
    UTG+1 ($72.85)
    UTG+2 ($39)
    MP1 ($98.50)
    MP2 ($100)
    CO ($160)
    BTN ($163)

    MP2 posts $1

    Dealt to Hero T T

    Hero raises to $4, fold, fold, MP1 calls $4, fold, CO calls $4, fold, fold, fold

    FLOP ($14.50) 5 8 6

    Hero bets $9, MP1 calls $9, CO calls $9

    TURN ($41.50) 5 8 6 Q

    Hero checks, MP1 checks, CO bets $31, Hero raises to $114 (AI), MP1 calls $85.50 (AI), CO folds

    RIVER ($243) 5 8 6 Q A

    Hero shows T T
    (Pre 82%, Flop 11.0%, Turn 4.5%)

    MP1 shows 8 8
    (Pre 18%, Flop 89.0%, Turn 95.5%)

    MP1 wins $240
    04-07-2012 , 07:35 PM
    i had a lot of them this week, but this is a good one:

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    NL Holdem $4(BB) Replayer
    SB ($685)
    BB ($454)
    UTG ($195)
    UTG+1 ($404)
    UTG+2 ($405)
    MP1 ($445)
    Hero ($479)
    BTN ($161)

    Dealt to Hero 4 4

    fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $9.60, fold, Hero calls $9.60, fold, fold, fold

    FLOP ($25.20) 6 8 A

    UTG+2 bets $16, Hero calls $16

    TURN ($57.20) 6 8 A 8

    UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $36, UTG+2 raises to $84, Hero calls $48

    RIVER ($225) 6 8 A 8 Q

    UTG+2 bets $134, Hero raises to $369 (AI), UTG+2 calls $162 (AI)

    UTG+2 shows 6 6
    (Pre 81%, Flop 98.3%, Turn 100.0%)

    Hero shows 4 4
    (Pre 19%, Flop 1.7%, Turn 0.0%)

    UTG+2 wins $814
    04-07-2012 , 09:50 PM
    jesus...
    04-07-2012 , 11:59 PM
    Grabbed by Holdem Manager
    NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
    SB ($31.97)
    BB ($50)
    UTG ($100)
    Hero ($130)
    UTG+2 ($91.70)
    MP1 ($92.74)
    MP2 ($235)
    CO ($77.41)
    BTN ($102)

    CO posts $1
    CO posts $0.50

    Dealt to Hero J A

    fold, Hero raises to $4, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $4, SB calls $3.50, fold

    FLOP ($14.50) 3 2 3

    SB checks, Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8, SB folds

    TURN ($30.50) 3 2 3 K

    Hero bets $22, BTN calls $22

    RIVER ($74.50) 3 2 3 K 6

    Hero bets $85, BTN calls $68.55 (AI)

    Hero shows J A
    (Pre 51%, Flop 1.9%, Turn 0.0%)

    BTN shows 2 2
    (Pre 49%, Flop 98.1%, Turn 100.0%)

    BTN wins $208

    Last edited by NatisFinest; 04-08-2012 at 12:05 AM. Reason: Don't think this is spew but posting for triple advanced level meta purposes...
    04-09-2012 , 04:03 PM
    Still cant decide on this one

      Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12503892

      BTN: $273.43 (136.7 bb)
      Hero (SB): $468.97 (234.5 bb)
      BB: $403.51 (201.8 bb)
      UTG: $145.26 (72.6 bb)
      MP: $387.69 (193.8 bb)
      CO: $226.32 (113.2 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 7 5
      2 folds, CO raises to $6, BTN raises to $18, Hero raises to $38, 2 folds, BTN raises to $60, Hero calls $22

      Flop: ($128) 7 J 2 (2 players)
      Hero checks, BTN bets $36, Hero raises to $408.97 and is all-in, BTN calls $177.43 and is all-in

      Turn: ($554.86) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: ($554.86) Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Results: $554.86 pot ($2.80 rake)
      Final Board: 7 J 2 7 Q
      BTN mucked K K and lost (-$273.43 net)
      Hero showed 7 5 and won $552.06 ($278.63 net)



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      04-09-2012 , 04:11 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by NCSU07
      Still cant decide on this one

        Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12503892

        BTN: $273.43 (136.7 bb)
        Hero (SB): $468.97 (234.5 bb)
        BB: $403.51 (201.8 bb)
        UTG: $145.26 (72.6 bb)
        MP: $387.69 (193.8 bb)
        CO: $226.32 (113.2 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is SB with 7 5
        2 folds, CO raises to $6, BTN raises to $18, Hero raises to $38, 2 folds, BTN raises to $60, Hero calls $22

        Flop: ($128) 7 J 2 (2 players)
        Hero checks, BTN bets $36, Hero raises to $408.97 and is all-in, BTN calls $177.43 and is all-in

        Turn: ($554.86) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
        River: ($554.86) Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)

        Results: $554.86 pot ($2.80 rake)
        Final Board: 7 J 2 7 Q
        BTN mucked K K and lost (-$273.43 net)
        Hero showed 7 5 and won $552.06 ($278.63 net)



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        looks like plo hand but he's missing his xx and you your 89/64 whatever rundown
        04-09-2012 , 09:05 PM
          Prima, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12506372

          SB: $2,713.88 (271.4 bb)
          BB: $1,000 (100 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BB with 9 K
          SB raises to $20, BB calls $10

          Flop: ($40) A 6 2 (2 players)
          BB checks, SB checks

          Turn: ($40) J (2 players)
          BB checks, SB bets $30, BB raises to $140, SB calls $110

          River: ($320) 3 (2 players)
          BB bets $840 and is all-in, SB calls $840

          Results: $2,000 pot ($1 rake)
          Final Board: A 6 2 J 3
          SB showed J K and won $1,999 ($999 net)
          BB showed 9 K and lost (-$1,000 net)



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            Prima, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12506352

            SB: $4,232.50 (423.3 bb)
            BB: $2,895 (289.5 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is SB with A 5
            SB raises to $24, BB calls $14

            Flop: ($48) J K 4 (2 players)
            BB checks, SB bets $34, BB calls $34

            Turn: ($116) A (2 players)
            BB checks, SB checks

            River: ($116) A (2 players)
            BB bets $80, SB raises to $888, BB calls $808

            Results: $1,892 pot ($1 rake)

            Final Board: J K 4 A A
            SB showed A 5 and lost (-$946 net)
            BB showed A J and won $1,891 ($945 net)



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            04-10-2012 , 12:13 AM
            lol joeyjoe kills it as usual
            04-10-2012 , 03:01 AM
            At least I played one street correctly

              Merge, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12507742

              UTG+2: $200 (100 bb)
              MP1: $206 (103 bb)
              MP2: $103.50 (51.8 bb)
              MP3: $274.97 (137.5 bb)
              CO: $221.45 (110.7 bb)
              BTN: $137 (68.5 bb)
              SB: $232.65 (116.3 bb)
              Hero (BB): $216.28 (108.1 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is BB with K 6
              4 folds, CO raises to $6, BTN calls $6, SB folds, Hero raises to $24, CO calls $18, BTN calls $18

              Flop: ($73) 4 7 2 (3 players)
              Hero bets $35, CO calls $35, BTN calls $35

              Turn: ($178) 4 (3 players)
              Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks

              River: ($178) 9 (3 players)
              Hero bets $157.28 and is all-in, CO calls $157.28, BTN calls $78 and is all-in

              Results: $570.56 pot ($3.50 rake)
              Final Board: 4 7 2 4 9
              CO showed A A and won $567.06 ($350.78 net)
              BTN showed 9 7 and lost (-$137 net)
              Hero showed K 6 and lost (-$216.28 net)



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              04-10-2012 , 06:37 AM
              Wtf is this, i don't even....do u not like money?

              Last edited by Glanza_Mike; 04-10-2012 at 06:37 AM. Reason: @Joeyjoejr obvs
              04-10-2012 , 11:04 AM
              joeyjoe playing 5/10 now? sick lol, look forward to 10k deep spew HH
              04-10-2012 , 11:49 AM
              joeyjoe def the king
              04-10-2012 , 03:18 PM
              i would be compete but theres no joey in my name so its useless
              04-11-2012 , 08:13 PM
              Poker Stars $1000.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1724025
              DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

              MP2: $3199.82
              CO: $792.00
              BTN: $1347.20
              SB: $1307.76
              BB: $1025.00
              UTG: $2027.92
              UTG+1: $1268.08
              Hero (UTG+2): $995.00
              MP1: $1057.00

              Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is UTG+2 with A T
              2 folds, Hero raises to $30, 1 fold, MP2 calls $30, 3 folds, BB calls $20

              Flop: ($95.00) 7 6 K (3 players)
              BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 bets $60.00, BB folds, Hero raises to $190, MP2 calls $130

              Turn: ($475.00) K (2 players)
              Hero checks, MP2 checks

              River: ($475.00) 9 (2 players)
              Hero bets $775.00, MP2 calls $775

              and no i didnt misread the suits of my hand. ROFL
              04-12-2012 , 12:00 AM
              buyin full
              04-13-2012 , 01:46 AM
                Prima, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12506352

                SB: $4,232.50 (423.3 bb)
                BB: $2,895 (289.5 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is SB with A 5
                SB raises to $24, BB calls $14

                Flop: ($48) J K 4 (2 players)
                BB checks, SB bets $34, BB calls $34

                Turn: ($116) A (2 players)
                BB checks, SB checks

                River: ($116) A (2 players)
                BB bets $80, SB raises to $888, BB calls $808

                Results: $1,892 pot ($1 rake)

                Final Board: J K 4 A A
                SB showed A 5 and lost (-$946 net)
                BB showed A J and won $1,891 ($945 net)



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                Im bored and drunk.... I think this thread needs some strategy strategy.

                If I were to play every AJ and AK combo this way how many combos of Ax should I ridco raise as a bluff to a balance before its becomes spew? And is this a bad bet size?

                My thinking is that my sizing is to small (why not just go all in)!
                More people need to be randomly jamming rivers for 30xpot for no reason IMO.
                04-13-2012 , 02:51 AM
                if you go all in he can probably fold a royal flush 50% of the time and still be calling you too often.
                04-25-2012 , 09:47 AM
                  On Game, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                  Hero (BTN): $200 (100 bb)
                  SB: $201 (100.5 bb)
                  BB: $264.45 (132.2 bb)
                  UTG+1: $200 (100 bb)
                  UTG+2: $72.45 (36.2 bb)
                  MP1: $191.55 (95.8 bb)
                  MP2: $206 (103 bb)
                  MP3: $271.60 (135.8 bb)
                  CO: $228.35 (114.2 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 K
                  5 folds, CO raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, 2 folds, CO raises to $42, Hero calls $24

                  Flop: ($87) 4 5 9 (2 players)
                  CO bets $44, Hero raises to $158 and is all-in, CO calls $114

                  Turn: ($403) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                  River: ($403) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                  Spoiler:
                  Results: $403 pot ($3 rake)
                  Final Board: 4 5 9 2 Q
                  Hero showed 8 K and lost (-$200 net)
                  CO showed A A and won $400 ($200 net)


                  04-25-2012 , 09:55 AM
                  some fine spews in this thread.
                  05-15-2012 , 09:31 PM
                    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12883772

                    BTN: $215 (107.5 bb)
                    SB: $911.24 (455.6 bb)
                    Hero (BB): $206 (103 bb)
                    UTG: $200 (100 bb)
                    MP: $298.19 (149.1 bb)
                    CO: $193 (96.5 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is BB with 7 3
                    UTG folds, MP calls $2, CO folds, BTN raises to $8, SB folds, Hero raises to $27, MP calls $25, BTN folds

                    Flop: ($63) J Q 6 (2 players)
                    Hero checks, MP bets $50, Hero raises to $179 and is all-in, MP calls $129

                    Turn: ($421) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                    River: ($421) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                    Results: $421 pot ($2.80 rake)
                    Final Board: J Q 6 T 7
                    Hero showed 7 3 and won $209.10 ($3.10 net)
                    MP showed 7 2 and won $209.10 ($3.10 net)



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