***Official SPEW Containment Thread***

[pontylad]

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[ranil]

omg i got outspewed


Merge - $2 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP: $203.00
MP+1: $205.00
CO: $150.97
BTN: $206.00
Hero (SB): $223.10
BB: $200.00
UTG: $496.53
UTG+1: $200.00

Hero posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero has Q T

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $6.00, BB raises to $18.00, Hero calls $12.00

Flop: ($36.00, 2 players) T 8 T
Hero checks, BB bets $22.00, Hero raises to $45.00, BB raises to $182.00 and is all-in, Hero calls $137.00

Turn: ($400.00, 2 players) 3

River: ($400.00, 2 players) 2

Hero shows Q T (Three of a Kind, Tens) (PreFlop 68%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
BB shows 5 2 (Two Pair, Tens and Twos) (PreFlop 32%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $397.00

[ChicagoJoey]

was going to post yourdoingitwrong.jpg but that is actually pretty worthy lol

[ChicagoJoey]

[ ] high stakes
[x] micro stakes
[ ] 100bb
[x] almost 200bb
[x] owned

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25, $0.05 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11068382

Hero (BTN): $45.99 (184 bb)
maxorka83 (SB): $48.95 (195.8 bb)
pelinx (BB): $62.50 (250 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6 Q
Hero raises to $0.75, maxorka83 raises to $2.50, pelinx folds, Hero calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.40) 2 J 3 (2 players)
maxorka83 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($5.40) 5 (2 players)
maxorka83 checks, Hero checks

River: ($5.40) 9 (2 players)
maxorka83 checks, Hero bets $43.44, maxorka83 calls $43.44

Results: $92.28 pot ($1 rake)
Final Board: 2 J 3 5 9
Hero showed 6 Q and lost (-$45.99 net)
maxorka83 showed A 3 and won $91.28 ($45.29 net)

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[Glanza_Mike]

Haha, Xela take note this is a solid spew, Joey back to his finest imo. Thought u were on an upswong Joey?

[ChicagoJoey]

i filtered my datebase of last year for hands i called a 3bet in pre and this was one of them lol

[joeyjoejr]

Does this count? I have lots of 1/2 spewage but this probably more fun

Merge, $25/$50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11070882

Hero (BB): $12,421.80 (248.4 bb)
SB: $15,250.40 (305 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J 8
SB raises to $100, Hero raises to $350, SB calls $250

Flop: ($700) 6 A 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $575, SB calls $575

Turn: ($1,850) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1,437.50, SB raises to $3,250, Hero raises to $11,496.80 and is all-in, SB calls $8,246.80

River: ($24,843.60) 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Spoiler:

Results: $24,843.60 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: 6 A 6 4 3
Hero showed J 8 and lost (-$12,421.80 net)
SB showed 6 K and won $24,843.10 ($12,421.30 net)

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[Mayox]

J8o would been doing it right, good try tho

[joeyjoejr]

These two are better

Poker Stars, $1/$2, $0.40 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11071002

Hero (BB): $503.80 (251.9 bb)
SB: $517.80 (258.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9 9
SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $24, SB calls $18

Flop: ($48.80) 7 J A (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $30, Hero calls $30

Turn: ($108.80) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: ($108.80) J (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $68.40, Hero raises to $449.40, SB calls $381

Spoiler:

Results: $1,007.60 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: 7 J A 3 J
Hero showed 9 9 and lost (-$503.80 net)
SB showed K A and won $1,007.10 ($503.30 net)

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Poker Stars, $1/$2, $0.40 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11070992

SB: $192.20 (96.1 bb)
BB: $951.80 (475.9 bb)
UTG: $139.80 (69.9 bb)
MP: $200 (100 bb)
CO: $745.35 (372.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $892.75 (446.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 7
3 folds, Hero raises to $5, SB folds, BB raises to $18.40, Hero raises to $54, BB calls $35.60

Flop: ($111.40) 3 J 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $58, BB raises to $162.85, Hero calls $104.85

Turn: ($437.10) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $195.85, Hero raises to $675.50 and is all-in, BB calls $479.65

River: ($1,788.10) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Spoiler:

Results: $1,788.10 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 3 J 8 3 8
BB showed J J and won $1,785.10 ($892.35 net)
Hero mucked 8 7 and lost (-$892.75 net)

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[Glanza_Mike]

You definitely can't get it in with a FD and call it worthy of this fine thread, 5knl or not....

[downgoesdown]

awesome thread

[joeyjoejr]

Ok I think I got it now

Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11071142

BTN: $335.75 (167.9 bb)
SB: $198 (99 bb)
Hero (BB): $417.10 (208.6 bb)
UTG+2: $124.25 (62.1 bb)
MP1: $74.50 (37.3 bb)
MP2: $200 (100 bb)
MP3: $246.75 (123.4 bb)
CO: $188.35 (94.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 T
6 folds, SB raises to $5, Hero raises to $18, SB raises to $48, Hero calls $30

Flop: ($96) K T 6 (2 players)
SB bets $50, Hero calls $50

Turn: ($196) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $100 and is all-in, Hero calls $100

River: ($396) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Spoiler:

Results: $396 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: K T 6 5 5
SB showed Q Q and won $393 ($195 net)
Hero showed 2 T and lost (-$198 net)

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Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11071132

BB: $274 (137 bb)
MP1: $207.30 (103.7 bb)
MP2: $160.50 (80.3 bb)
MP3: $93.55 (46.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $230 (115 bb)
BTN: $200 (100 bb)
SB: $228.40 (114.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J K
MP1 raises to $4, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $4, Hero raises to $18, 3 folds, MP1 calls $14, MP3 calls $14

Flop: ($57) Q Q 3 (3 players)
MP1 bets $24, MP3 folds, Hero calls $24

Turn: ($105) 4 (2 players)
MP1 bets $48, Hero raises to $188 and is all-in, MP1 calls $117.30 and is all-in

River: ($435.60) K (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Spoiler:

Results: $435.60 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: Q Q 3 4 K
MP1 showed Q K and won $432.60 ($225.30 net)
Hero showed J K and won $0.00 (-$207.30 net)

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[Glanza_Mike]

[ ] Got it
[x] Getting there

[gadolparah]

needs less outs

[Xela]

Dunno, I cannot decide which one of the 2 Joyes is better as spewing.