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12-03-2011 , 06:11 AM
ship it in there and now we are talking
12-03-2011 , 10:31 AM
    $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    Hero (CO): $216.13 (216.1 bb)
    BTN: $99.50 (99.5 bb)
    SB: $67.88 (67.9 bb)
    BB: $170.14 (170.1 bb)
    UTG+2: $186.56 (186.6 bb)
    MP1: $132.80 (132.8 bb)
    MP2: $180.28 (180.3 bb)
    MP3: $139.23 (139.2 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with T 9
    UTG+2 calls $1, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $3, MP3 folds, Hero calls $3, BTN raises to $14, 4 folds, Hero raises to $216.13 and is all-in, BTN calls $85.50 and is all-in

    Flop: ($204.50) 3 K 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    Turn: ($204.50) 2 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: ($204.50) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Results: $204.50 pot ($3 rake)
    Final Board: 3 K 3 2 J
    Hero showed T 9 and lost (-$99.50 net)
    BTN showed A A and won $201.50 ($102 net)
    12-08-2011 , 03:31 AM
    this is a pretty good one ..

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    SB ($248)
    BB ($299)
    UTG ($263)
    UTG+1 ($288)
    UTG+2 ($244)
    MP1 ($183)
    CO ($167)
    Hero ($200)

    SB antes $0.20
    BB antes $0.20
    UTG antes $0.20
    UTG+1 antes $0.20
    UTG+2 antes $0.20
    MP1 antes $0.20
    CO antes $0.20
    Hero antes $0.20

    Dealt to Hero K T

    UTG raises to $3,
    fold, fold, fold, CO calls $3, Hero calls $3, fold, fold

    FLOP ($12.10) 3 4 J

    UTG bets $8.85, CO calls $8.85, Hero raises to $25, UTG calls $16.15, CO folds

    TURN ($70.95) 3 4 J 6

    UTG bets $35.30, Hero calls $35.30

    RIVER ($141) 3 4 J 6 Q

    UTG checks, Hero bets $136 (AI), UTG calls $136

    UTG shows J A
    (Pre 65%, Flop 86.3%, Turn 93.2%)

    Hero shows K T
    (Pre 35%, Flop 13.7%, Turn 6.8%)

    UTG wins $411
    12-08-2011 , 03:32 AM
    Both hands are from today .. it was the first time I gave a shot to deeepp poker .. think Im gonna stick to 100bb

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    SB ($243)
    BB ($246)
    UTG ($259)
    UTG+1 ($227)
    UTG+2 ($255)
    MP1 ($103)
    CO ($314)
    Hero ($206)

    SB antes $0.20
    BB antes $0.20
    UTG antes $0.20
    UTG+1 antes $0.20
    UTG+2 antes $0.20
    MP1 antes $0.20
    CO antes $0.20
    Hero antes $0.20

    Dealt to Hero T J

    fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3, fold, BB raises to $11.10, Hero calls $8.10

    FLOP ($24.30) 8 9 5

    BB bets $15, Hero calls $15

    TURN ($54.30) 8 9 5 6

    BB bets $33.55, Hero calls $33.55

    RIVER ($121) 8 9 5 6 J

    BB bets $83, Hero raises to $146 (AI), BB calls $63.95

    BB shows A 7
    (Pre 55%, Flop 55.3%, Turn 84.1%)

    Hero shows T J
    (Pre 45%, Flop 44.7%, Turn 15.9%)

    BB wins $412
    12-08-2011 , 12:30 PM
    thread offers hope
    12-09-2011 , 03:26 PM
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    UTG+1 ($105.50)
    MP1 ($73.15)
    MP2 ($230.90)
    CO ($203)
    Button ($202.50)
    SB ($200)
    Hero (BB) ($306.95)
    UTG ($80)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with ,
    1 fold, UTG+1 bets $4.25, MP1 calls $4.25, 1 fold, CO calls $4.25, Button calls $4.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $28.50, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $73.15 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls $44.65

    Flop: ($160.05) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Turn: ($160.05) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($160.05) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $160.05 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had 5, J (two pair, Jacks and nines).
    MP1 had K, K (two pair, Kings and nines).
    Outcome: MP1 won $157.05

    12-09-2011 , 03:35 PM
    Not really spew. You can't fold for 22bb more.
    12-09-2011 , 05:51 PM
    Does it count if you win?

      Poker Stars, $0.50/$1, $0.20 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11275362

      BTN: $131.85 (131.9 bb)
      Hero (SB): $499.80 (499.8 bb)
      BB: $580.50 (580.5 bb)
      CO: $136 (136 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 9 A
      2 folds, Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $34, BB raises to $80, Hero raises to $130, BB calls $50

      Flop: ($260.80) J 2 K (2 players)
      Hero bets $82, BB raises to $450.30 and is all-in, Hero calls $287.60 and is all-in

      Turn: ($1,000) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: ($1,000) T (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $1,000 pot ($82.70 rake)
      Final Board: J 2 K 9 T
      Hero showed 9 A and won $998 ($498.20 net)
      BB showed 6 9 and lost (-$580.50 net)



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      12-09-2011 , 06:34 PM
      wtf.jpg
      12-09-2011 , 06:39 PM
      winnar
      12-09-2011 , 07:06 PM
      joeyjoejr = my hero
      12-09-2011 , 07:21 PM
      Now this is what I call spew
      12-11-2011 , 02:34 AM
      Its about time I contributed to this thread, heres some real hardcore spew.

      Brag: biggest pot lost
      Beat: biggest pot lost
      Variance: happened during first ever 400 shot lol

      Oopsy



        Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11284152

        SB: $660.65 (165.2 bb)
        BB: $154 (38.5 bb)
        UTG+2: $403.20 (100.8 bb)
        MP1: $486.85 (121.7 bb)
        MP2: $325.65 (81.4 bb)
        MP3: $1,380.30 (345.1 bb)
        Hero (CO): $678.55 (169.6 bb)
        BTN: $819 (204.8 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is CO with A Q
        4 folds, Hero raises to $10, BTN raises to $32, 2 folds, Hero calls $22

        Flop: ($70) 3 J J (2 players)
        Hero checks, BTN bets $40, Hero calls $40

        Turn: ($150) K (2 players)
        Hero checks, BTN bets $100, Hero calls $100

        River: ($350) J (2 players)
        Hero checks, BTN bets $230, Hero raises to $506.55 and is all-in, BTN calls $276.55

        Spoiler:
        Results: $1,363.10 pot ($3 rake)
        Final Board: 3 J J K J
        Hero showed A Q and lost (-$678.55 net)
        BTN showed Q J and won $1,360.10 ($681.55 net)



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        Last edited by Mayox; 12-11-2011 at 02:36 AM. Reason: probs not deep enough but w/e
        12-11-2011 , 09:41 AM
        Shame, solid play, he could have got away if you were 250bb's deep imo
        12-11-2011 , 09:47 AM
        lol nice
        12-12-2011 , 01:20 AM
        i dont always rep quads, but when i do...
        12-14-2011 , 10:00 PM
        should be really ashamed of this hand but can't help myself for posting it anyway... and BTW I had his suit dominated pre

        No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (10 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

        saw flop | saw showdown

        UTG+1 ($210.25)
        UTG+2 ($345.04)
        MP1 ($205.75)
        MP2 ($200)
        MP3 ($209.60)
        Bratpoker68 (CO) ($200)
        Button ($197)
        SB ($173.10)
        BB ($229.60)
        UTG ($208.60)

        Preflop: Bratpoker68 is CO with J, 8
        2 folds, UTG+2 calls $2, 3 folds, Bratpoker68 calls $2, Button calls $2, 1 fold, BB checks

        Flop: ($9) 9, 8, 2 (4 players)
        BB checks, UTG+2 checks, Bratpoker68 bets $6, 2 folds, UTG+2 raises $12, Bratpoker68 calls $6

        Turn: ($33) 9 (2 players)
        UTG+2 bets $2, Bratpoker68 raises $20, UTG+2 raises $48, Bratpoker68 calls $30

        River: ($133) 4 (2 players)
        UTG+2 bets $281.04 (All-In), Bratpoker68 calls $136 (All-In)

        Total pot: $405

        Spoiler:
        Results:
        UTG+2 had 4, 10 (two pair, nines and fours).
        Bratpoker68 had J, 8 (two pair, nines and eights).
        Outcome: Bratpoker68 won $402
        12-14-2011 , 10:04 PM
        [ ] Spew
        12-14-2011 , 10:23 PM
        $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
        DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

        MP2: $68.00
        CO: $95.73
        Hero (BTN): $100.00
        SB: $103.90
        BB: $100.00
        UTG: $124.42
        UTG+1: $105.86
        UTG+2: $94.11
        MP1: $103.46

        Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with T Q
        5 folds, CO raises to $3, Hero raises to $10, 2 folds, CO raises to $25, Hero calls $15

        Flop: ($51.50) 7 7 9 (2 players)
        CO checks, Hero bets $25, CO calls $25

        Turn: ($101.50) J (2 players)
        CO bets $45.73 all in, Hero calls $45.73

        River: ($192.96) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

        Final Pot: $192.96
        CO shows T T (TWO_PAIR TEN, SEVEN)
        Hero shows T Q (STRAIGHT KING)
        Hero wins $189.96
        (Rake: $3.00)

        Don't know who played it worst tbh
        12-14-2011 , 10:33 PM
        no FE?
        5 betting my cold 4 bet?
        ****y hand against his calling range?
        who cares?
        QJo my favorite hand!
        go go go!

        PokerStars - $1 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
        Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

        MP+1: $100.00
        LP: $106.05
        CO: $132.25
        Hero (BTN): $188.95
        SB: $117.00
        BB: $40.00
        UTG: $32.00
        UTG+1: $59.25
        MP: $74.05

        SB posts SB $0.50, BB posts BB $1.00

        Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero has J Q

        fold, fold, fold, fold, LP raises to $2.10, CO raises to $7.00, Hero raises to $19.00, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $50.00, Hero raises to $188.95 and is all-in, CO calls $82.25 and is all-in

        Flop: ($268.10, 2 players) K J K

        Turn: ($268.10, 2 players) 5

        River: ($268.10, 2 players) 9

        Spoiler:
        CO shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Kings) (Pre 85%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)
        Hero mucks J Q (Two Pair, Kings and Jacks) (Pre 15%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
        CO wins $265.10


        is that getting warmer?

        Last edited by ranil; 12-14-2011 at 10:40 PM.
        12-14-2011 , 10:36 PM
        Lol knew it was pokerstars the minute I saw the ******ed $2.10 opening size.
        12-15-2011 , 08:22 AM
        Ranil, this is one of the finest spews in this thread, well done
        12-15-2011 , 08:25 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by ChicagoJoey
        Poker Stars $600.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
        The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

        kemikar (CO): $600.00
        L New (BTN): $573.75
        titcar (SB): $840.80
        Nook-2 (BB): $151.20
        JamesMa99 (UTG): $600.00
        leoe29 (UTG+1): $916.35
        idelver1974 (UTG+2): $1148.95
        Hero (MP1): $776.70
        Leatherass9 (MP2): $600.00

        Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is MP1 with 7 9
        1 fold, leoe29 raises to $18, idelver1974 calls $18, Hero raises to $72, 5 folds, leoe29 calls $54, idelver1974 calls $54

        Flop: ($225.00) 4 3 4 (3 players)
        leoe29 checks, idelver1974 bets $60.00, Hero raises to $220, leoe29 folds, idelver1974 calls $160

        Turn: ($665.00) 4 (2 players)
        idelver1974 checks, Hero bets $175.00, idelver1974 calls $175

        River: ($1015.00) J (2 players)
        idelver1974 bets $114.00, Hero raises to $309.70, idelver1974 calls $195.70

        Final Pot: $1634.40
        idelver1974 shows 5 5
        Hero shows 7 9
        idelver1974 wins $1631.40
        (Rake: $3.00)
        LOL he still stuck in the mini bluff-raise on the river...way to follow through WOOT!
        12-15-2011 , 10:05 PM
          Poker Stars, $1/$2, $0.40 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11316332

          Hero (BB): $856.55 (428.3 bb)
          SB: $1,366.25 (683.1 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BB with 8 9
          SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $14, SB calls $10

          Flop: ($28.80) Q A A (2 players)
          Hero bets $18.40, SB calls $18.40

          Turn: ($65.60) 5 (2 players)
          Hero bets $44, SB raises to $128.20, Hero raises to $308, SB calls $179.80

          River: ($681.60) 8 (2 players)
          Hero bets $515.75 and is all-in, SB calls $515.75

          Spoiler:
          Results: $1,713.10 pot ($0.50 rake)
          Final Board: Q A A 5 8
          Hero showed 8 9 and lost (-$856.55 net)
          SB showed 5 5 and won $1,712.60 ($856.05 net)



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          12-15-2011 , 10:22 PM
          holy ****

                
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