How did I miss this thread before. I'll submit a couple and hope they are at least worthy of considering, even if I've barely played any poker since BF. These are all going to be pre-BF except for a handful on carbon and cake, maybe.



$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($100)
UTG+1 ($46.10)
MP1 ($53)
MP2 ($40)
MP3 ($127.65)
Teppec (CO) ($294.15)
BTN ($280.90)
SB ($132.50)
BB ($142.50)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Teppec is CO 5 4
5 folds, Teppec raises to $2.50 ($291.65), BTN raises to $9 ($271.90), 2 folds, Teppec calls $6.50 ($285.15)

Flop: 3 5 8 ($19.50, 2 players)
Teppec checks ($285.15), BTN bets $13 ($258.90), Teppec calls $13 ($272.15)

Turn: 9 ($45.50, 2 players)
Teppec checks ($272.15), BTN bets $20 ($238.90), Teppec raises to $51 ($221.15), BTN calls $31 ($207.90)

River: 10 ($147.50, 2 players)
Teppec bets $111 ($110.15), BTN calls $111 ($96.90)

Final Pot: $369.50
Teppec shows
5 4
BTN shows a pair of Aces
A A

BTN wins $366.50 (net +$182.50)

Teppec lost $184


I click buttons.


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($71.50)
UTG+1 ($43.05)
MP1 ($114)
MP2 ($186.40)
MP3 ($86.70)
CO ($42)
BTN ($36.65)
Teppec (SB) ($201.55)
BB ($195.10)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Teppec is SB K 3
7 folds, Teppec raises to $3 ($198.05), BB calls $2 ($192.10)

Flop: 10 J 2 ($6, 2 players)
Teppec bets $3.50 ($195.05), BB raises to $10 ($182.10), Teppec raises to $24 ($171.05), BB calls $14 ($168.10)

Turn: Q ($54, 2 players)
Teppec bets $39 ($135.55), BB calls $39 ($129.10)

River: 6 ($132, 2 players)
Teppec goes all-in $135.55 ($0.00), BB goes all-in $129.10 ($0.00)

Final Pot: $396.65
Teppec shows
K 3
BB shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
J Q

BB wins $387.20 (net +$192.10)

Teppec collects $6.45 (net -$195.10)


This one isn't my spew, it's battleships


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
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Stacks:
UTG Quitting Time ($126.50)
UTG+1 EskimoKing11 ($243.75)
MP1 Milescito ($37.50)
MP2 olliepower21 ($103)
MP3 MilnoD ($98.30)
CO Icyqueen8 ($153.10)
BTN isunkurbttlship ($495.55)
SB Teppec ($245.25)
BB MB6762 ($35)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Teppec is SB 10 8
6 folds, isunkurbttlship raises to $2 ($493.55), Teppec calls $1.50 ($243.25), 1 fold

Flop: 3 9 7 ($5, 2 players)
Teppec checks ($243.25), isunkurbttlship bets $4 ($489.55), Teppec raises to $15 ($228.25), isunkurbttlship calls $11 ($478.55)

Turn: 8 ($35, 2 players)
Teppec bets $27 ($201.25), isunkurbttlship calls $27 ($451.55)

River: A ($89, 2 players)
Teppec bets $73.50 ($127.75), isunkurbttlship goes all-in $451.55 ($0.00), Teppec goes all-in $127.75 ($0.00)

Final Pot: $741.80
isunkurbttlship shows
10 7
Teppec shows a flush, Ace high
10 8

Teppec wins $488.50 (net +$243.25)

isunkurbttlship collects $250.30 (net -$245.25)

History becomes a beautiful thing. Another hand with battleship. My spew.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
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Stacks:
UTG benchy55 ($75.35)
UTG+1 PipoR1 ($103.50)
MP1 allfire ($100.85)
MP2 rrons ($194.20)
MP3 Brandt Mowry ($123.60)
CO Xaltos ($81.45)
BTN Teppec ($159.50)
SB isunkurbttlship ($322.20)
BB Mr_Crease ($57.85)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Teppec is BTN 10 A
6 folds, Teppec raises to $3 ($156.50), isunkurbttlship raises to $11 ($310.70), 1 fold, Teppec raises to $24.50 ($132.00), isunkurbttlship raises to $55 ($256.20), Teppec goes all-in $159.50 ($0.00), isunkurbttlship calls $104.50 ($162.70)

Flop: 5 3 K ($320, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 7 ($320, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 2 ($320, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $320
Teppec shows Ace King high
10 A
isunkurbttlship shows a pair of Kings
K A

isunkurbttlship wins $317 (net +$157.50)

Teppec lost $159.50

ahahaha solid hands, miss those days

One last monkey clicking buttons hand.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($107.75)
UTG+1 ($173.50)
MP1 ($62.15)
MP2 ($154.40)
MP3 ($152.90)
CO ($140.80)
BTN ($72.90)
Teppec (SB) ($281.50)
BB ($152.30)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Teppec is SB 3 A
4 folds, MP3 raises to $3.50 ($149.40), CO calls $3.50 ($137.30), 1 fold, Teppec raises to $14 ($267.00), 1 fold, MP3 calls $10.50 ($138.90), CO calls $10.50 ($126.80)

Flop: 10 Q 9 ($43, 3 players)
Teppec checks ($267.50), MP3 checks ($138.90), CO checks ($126.80)

Turn: J ($43, 3 players)
Teppec bets $33 ($234.50), MP3 calls $33 ($105.90), CO folds ($126.80)

River: 8 ($109, 2 players)
Teppec bets $106 ($128.50), MP3 goes all-in $105.90 ($0.00)

Final Pot: $320.90
Teppec shows
3 A
MP3 shows a straight, Ace high
K A

MP3 wins $317.80 (net +$164.90)

Teppec collects $0.10 (net -$152.90)
CO lost $14


I have some more I think, I'll find them later. Also, might post a couple where I win, just because the action before winning is loltastic.

Oh god, sorry, one more, just saw this one.


$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($58.30)
UTG+1 ($82.05)
MP1 ($49.75)
Teppec (MP2) ($74.35)
MP3 ($54.80)
CO ($104.80)
BTN ($65.05)
SB ($173.70)
BB ($50.50)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Teppec is MP2 8 7
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.50 ($80.55), 1 fold, Teppec calls $1.50 ($72.85), 3 folds, SB calls $1.25 ($172.20), 1 fold

Flop: 4 10 10 ($5, 3 players)
SB checks ($172.20), UTG+1 checks ($80.55), Teppec bets $3 ($69.85), SB calls $3 ($169.20), UTG+1 folds ($80.55)

Turn: 10 ($11, 2 players)
SB checks ($169.20), Teppec bets $7.50 ($62.35), SB calls $7.50 ($161.70)

River: 10 ($26, 2 players)
SB bets $5 ($156.70), Teppec goes all-in $62.35 ($0.00), SB calls $57.35 ($99.35)

Final Pot: $150.70
Teppec shows
8 7
SB shows four of a kind, Tens
A A

SB wins $147.70 (net +$73.35)

UTG+1 lost $1.50
Teppec lost $74.35

sb played his hand really well...

i'm not convinced this is that terrible

I'm not sure if it being at Rush is an arguement for or against it being terrible.

Does reverse spew count??

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $2(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($304)
BB ($200)
UTG ($196)
UTG+1 ($123)
UTG+2 ($287)
MP1 ($200)
CO ($200)
BTN ($118)

Dealt to Hero 6 6

fold, UTG+1 calls $2, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $1, BB checks

FLOP ($6) J 6 A

Hero bets $5.80, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $5.80

TURN ($17.60) J 6 A 3

Hero bets $11.20, UTG+1 raises to $36, Hero calls $24.80

RIVER ($89.60) J 6 A 3 J

Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $48, Hero folds

UTG+1 wins $87.60

Needless to say I banged my head against the table after this hand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1foQKD3OI

how could you fold that

Dunno, had action happening on many tables at once and did not realise board paired. Well, until I folded, that is

That might actually be the spewiest thing you've posted itt

And yet, interestingly enough, it's not even close to the spewiest thing done in this thread.

nothing is close to the spewiest thing done in this thread

i can't remember ANY of the hands posted ITT but i'm assuming it's joey?

at least im good at something in life

$1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BB: $275.00
UTG: $202.80
UTG+1: $198.00
MP: $71.73
CO: $197.00
Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $334.40

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 8 7
4 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9.00) J 2 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB raises to $21, Hero calls $14

Turn: ($51.00) J (2 players)
BB bets $30, Hero calls $30

River: ($111.00) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $65, Hero raises to $145 all in, BB calls $80

Final Pot: $401.00
BB shows 2 2 (FULL_HOUSE TWO, JACK)
Hero shows 8 7 (TWO_PAIR JACK, EIGHT)
BB wins $398.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Oh wow a thread I can contribute heftily too!

wtf at river?

its called spew

I believe they call it loose aggressive.
















Move up. Think you are Durrrr. Try and outplay everyone before moving back down to stop the downswing you caused. Std.

the 12BI pot shove with ace high

I'm not sure how much this counts as spew, I mean, I had an ace yo.



$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($101)
UTG+1 ($50)
Teppec (MP1) ($51)
MP2 ($17.20)
MP3 ($50)
CO ($90.75)
BTN ($53.65)
SB ($8.60)
BB ($72)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Teppec is MP1 J A
2 folds, Teppec raises to $1.75 ($49.25), 3 folds, BTN calls $1.75 ($51.90), 2 folds

Flop: 5 2 8 ($4.25, 2 players)
Teppec bets $2.25 ($47.00), BTN raises to $5.40 ($46.50), Teppec raises to $13 ($34.00), BTN calls $7.60 ($38.90)

Turn: 9 ($30.25, 2 players)
Teppec goes all-in $36.25 ($0.00), BTN calls $36.25 ($2.65)

River: Q ($102.75, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $102.75
BTN shows three of a kind, Nines
9 9
Teppec shows Ace Queen high
J A

BTN wins $99.75 (net +$48.75)

Teppec lost $51


Wheeee


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($106.95)
MP1 ($230.80)
MP2 ($147.65)
MP3 ($159.45)
Teppec (CO) ($138.85)
BTN ($114.60)
SB ($80)
BB ($99.50)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Teppec is CO 9 K
5 folds, Teppec raises to $2.50 ($136.35), BTN raises to $8 ($106.60), 2 folds, Teppec raises to $23.50 ($112.85), BTN raises to $51 ($55.60), Teppec goes all-in $138.85 ($0.00), BTN goes all-in $63.60 ($0.00)

Flop: 10 10 6 ($254.95, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: J ($254.95, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 6 ($254.95, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $254.95
Teppec shows two pair, Tens and Sixes
9 K
BTN shows two pair, Aces and Tens
A A

BTN wins $227.70 (net +$113.10)

Teppec collects $24.25 (net -$114.60)



Also, I haven't done a review in quite some time so this helped me notice something I was peripherally aware of but hadn't really addressed because, well, black friday :/. My spew is worse than the more obvious examples in this thread, because those are obvious. Tilt, blow a bunch of money off on ****ty hands, move on. Me, I'm seeing where when I tilt I just make really really bad decisions with otherwise reasonable hands. I guess this thread has helped!

Case in point:


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($100)
Teppec (UTG+1) ($134.75)
MP1 ($100.20)
MP2 ($256.25)
MP3 ($351.80)
CO ($116.85)
BTN ($40)
SB ($109.25)
BB ($88)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Teppec is UTG+1 10 J
UTG raises to $3.50 ($96.50), Teppec calls $3.50 ($131.25), MP1 calls $3.50 ($96.70), 5 folds, BB calls $2.50 ($84.50)

Flop: 6 8 3 ($14.50, 4 players)
BB checks ($84.50), UTG checks ($96.50), Teppec bets $10.50 ($120.75), MP1 calls $10.50 ($86.20), BB folds ($84.50), UTG folds ($96.50)

Turn: K ($35.50, 2 players)
Teppec bets $20.50 ($100.25), MP1 raises to $55 ($31.20), Teppec goes all-in $120.75 ($0.00), MP1 goes all-in $31.20 ($0.00)

River: K ($242.45, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $242.45
Teppec shows a flush, King high
10 J
MP1 shows a flush, Ace high
Q A

MP1 wins $204.90 (net +$104.70)

Teppec collects $34.55 (net -$100.20)
BB lost $3.50
UTG lost $3.50

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $2(BB) Replayer
SB ($80.85)
BB ($235)
UTG ($176)
UTG+1 ($146)
UTG+2 ($216)
Hero ($223)
CO ($212)
BTN ($62.25)

Dealt to Hero T 9

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $4, CO calls $4, fold, SB calls $3, BB calls $2

FLOP ($16) 6 4 8

SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $10, CO raises to $20, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls $10

TURN ($56) 6 4 8 J

Hero checks, CO bets $7, Hero calls $7

RIVER ($70) 6 4 8 J 5

Hero bets $53, CO raises to $106, Hero folds

CO wins $173