I thought about it and I'm pretty sure the only reason that I'm b/e for so many hands is that I massively spew a stack about every 500 hands.

I think it would be helpful for me to regularly post my spew HH's here so that people can come here and make fun of me and how terrible I am - possibly making me think twice about spewing a stack next time.

If you have spew of your own, you are encouraged to participate.

Here, I'll show you how it's done. All of these are from today so far.


Villain is a nit reg.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1146553
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP2: $29.40
CO: $101.00
Hero (BTN): $110.35
SB: $100.00
BB: $101.50
UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $143.15
UTG+2: $115.95
MP1: $61.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with J 8
6 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($17.00) 9 7 2 (2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero calls $11

Turn: ($39.00) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($39.00) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $91.35 all in, SB calls $81 all in

Final Pot: $201.00
Hero shows J 8 (a pair of Fours)
SB shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Fours)
SB wins $198.00
(Rake: $3.00)

villain is a nit reg

$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players -

BTN: $57.40
SB: $106.10
BB: $58.80
Hero (UTG): $100.55
MP: $108.15
CO: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with Q J
Hero raises to $3, MP calls $3, 4 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 5 3 K (2 players)
Hero bets $5, MP calls $5

Turn: ($17.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $11.75, MP raises to $29, Hero raises to $92.55 all in, MP calls $63.55

River: ($202.60) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $202.60
Hero shows Q J (a pair of Threes)
MP shows K A (two pair, Kings and Threes)
MP wins $199.60
(Rake: $3.00)

Lol this was xxlivexx4yngxx huh

Villain is an aggressive, spewy reg


$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players

SB: $110.35
BB: $144.25
UTG: $100.00
Hero (CO): $170.75
BTN: $75.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 5 4
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6.50) 9 2 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($6.50) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB raises to $13, Hero calls $9

River: ($32.50) Q (2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero raises to $81, BB calls $57

Final Pot: $194.50
BB shows 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours)
Hero shows 5 4 (a pair of Fours)
BB wins $192.50
(Rake: $2.00)

Damn dude lol take like 3 deep breaths before you click raise and your WR will probably double quickly.

so now we have like 12 official threads about pointless **** here, seems logical.

I'm sorry I'm derailing your invaluable strat contributions

sorry bro i'll try and help here

hand 1: you're a ***** tard
hand 2: you're a ***** tard
hand 3: i think you get where i'm going with this by now

you said in the OP for people to come make fun of you, so there ya go

is this a tumaterminator post containment thread?!!!????????????????????



ohhh jooontilt laying the woodwork on some euro noobs itt

I spew a lot but this at least I managed to stop

raising atc 6 handed FR is +ev

Full Tilt Poker $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BTN: $267.20
Hero (SB): $880.50
BB: $542.30
UTG: $463.70
UTG+1: $1773.90
UTG+2: $352.60
MP1: $1005.50
MP2: $406.00
CO: $474.90

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is SB with 7 9
3 folds, MP1 raises to $10, 3 folds, Hero raises to $42, 1 fold, MP1 calls $32

Flop: ($88.00) J 4 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $60.00, MP1 calls $60

Turn: ($208.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $168.00, MP1 calls $168

River: ($544.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $610.50, MP1 calls $610.50

Final Pot: $1765.00
Hero shows 7 9
MP1 shows A Q
MP1 wins $1762.00
(Rake: $3.00)

people misunderstanding the outs system itt

<3

oh my god im probably going to be the number one poster itt pretty quickly

how do you find the time to spew while your busy winning 100 percent of sessions??


liar itt

Poker Stars $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Philg27 (BTN): $350.55
Hero (SB): $473.00
Zyrak (BB): $454.35
hook2120 (UTG): $862.00
GabrielMoyaa (MP): $481.40
packetlost (CO): $521.95

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is SB with T J
4 folds, Hero raises to $12, Zyrak raises to $36, Hero raises to $96, Zyrak raises to $454.35, Hero calls $358.35

Flop: ($908.70) A T 7 (2 players)

Turn: ($908.70) Q (2 players)

River: ($908.70) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: $908.70
Hero shows T J
Zyrak shows Q Q
Zyrak wins $905.70
(Rake: $3.00)

Poker Stars $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

CO: $428.00
BTN: $400.00
Hero (SB): $448.70
BB: $400.00
UTG: $470.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is SB with 5 J
UTG raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $36, 1 fold, UTG calls $24

Flop: ($76.00) 9 Q 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $36.00, UTG calls $36

Turn: ($148.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $84.00, UTG calls $84

River: ($316.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $292.70, UTG calls $292.70

Final Pot: $901.40
Hero shows 5 J
UTG shows J T
UTG wins $899.40
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $1000.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

wobbly_au (CO): $1205.00
R()MQN (BTN): $3528.95
laurenman (SB): $410.00
STATUS QUO V (BB): $445.75
Hero (UTG): $2189.45

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $25, 1 fold, R()MQN raises to $90, 2 folds, Hero calls $65

Flop: ($195.00) 9 8 K (2 players)
Hero checks, R()MQN bets $111.00, Hero raises to $325, R()MQN calls $214

Turn: ($845.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $575.00, R()MQN calls $575

River: ($1995.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, R()MQN bets $2538.95, Hero calls $1199.45 all in

Final Pot: $4393.90
R()MQN shows A A
Hero shows J J
R()MQN wins $4391.90
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $2000.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

thebud9999 (MP): $2000.00
nanonoko (CO): $2444.00
Hero (BTN): $2310.00
emore7959 (SB): $3128.00
wobbly_au (BB): $2951.00
KingBoromir (UTG): $5086.00

Pre Flop: ($30.00) Hero is BTN with J A
1 fold, thebud9999 raises to $50, 1 fold, Hero calls $50, 2 folds

Flop: ($130.00) Q 8 9 (2 players)
thebud9999 checks, Hero bets $100.00, thebud9999 raises to $300, Hero calls $200

Turn: ($730.00) J (2 players)
thebud9999 checks, Hero bets $325.00, thebud9999 calls $325

River: ($1380.00) 6 (2 players)
thebud9999 checks, Hero bets $1635.00, thebud9999 calls $1325 all in

Final Pot: $4030.00
thebud9999 shows 5 4
Hero shows J A
thebud9999 wins $4027.00
(Rake: $3.00)

People afraid to bluff In this mother ****ing thread





Poker Stars $600.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

DesperadoGM (UTG): $2155.15
YEAH_I_ROB (CO): $1300.15
Annie 1988 (BTN): $821.80
Leatherass9 (SB): $788.20
Hero (BB): $1692.90

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BB with 7 6
1 fold, YEAH_I_ROB raises to $18, 1 fold, Leatherass9 raises to $58, Hero calls $52, YEAH_I_ROB calls $40

Flop: ($174.00) 2 Q 5 (3 players)
Leatherass9 checks, Hero bets $120.00, YEAH_I_ROB calls $120, Leatherass9 folds

Turn: ($414.00) A (2 players)
Hero bets $288.00, YEAH_I_ROB calls $288

River: ($990.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1226.90, YEAH_I_ROB calls $834.15 all in

Final Pot: $2658.30
YEAH_I_ROB shows 3 Q
Hero shows 7 6
YEAH_I_ROB wins $2656.30
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $600.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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kemikar (CO): $600.00
L New (BTN): $573.75
titcar (SB): $840.80
Nook-2 (BB): $151.20
JamesMa99 (UTG): $600.00
leoe29 (UTG+1): $916.35
idelver1974 (UTG+2): $1148.95
Hero (MP1): $776.70
Leatherass9 (MP2): $600.00

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is MP1 with 7 9
1 fold, leoe29 raises to $18, idelver1974 calls $18, Hero raises to $72, 5 folds, leoe29 calls $54, idelver1974 calls $54

Flop: ($225.00) 4 3 4 (3 players)
leoe29 checks, idelver1974 bets $60.00, Hero raises to $220, leoe29 folds, idelver1974 calls $160

Turn: ($665.00) 4 (2 players)
idelver1974 checks, Hero bets $175.00, idelver1974 calls $175

River: ($1015.00) J (2 players)
idelver1974 bets $114.00, Hero raises to $309.70, idelver1974 calls $195.70

Final Pot: $1634.40
idelver1974 shows 5 5
Hero shows 7 9
idelver1974 wins $1631.40
(Rake: $3.00)

OMG. I think I have found my thread.

you are killlllllling it joey