Damn thats a f**king epic post

lol

point 4 is amazing

merging slowroll range not working either

PokerStars Hand #87514137318: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/10/11 17:43:16 ET
Table 'Unuk III' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: R1aki ($198.70 in chips)
Seat 2: lyplin ($116.22 in chips)
Seat 3: m1ke_md ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: scattygamer ($39.85 in chips)
Seat 6: ice-pasha ($38.22 in chips)
Seat 8: osmarsev ($54.01 in chips)
Seat 9: vinivici9586 ($116.59 in chips)
vinivici9586: posts small blind $0.50
R1aki: posts big blind $1
fnf13: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vinivici9586 [Ac Kc]
lyplin: folds
m1ke_md: folds
scattygamer: folds
ice-pasha: raises $1.44 to $2.44
osmarsev: calls $2.44
vinivici9586: raises $7.56 to $10
R1aki: folds
ice-pasha: raises $28.22 to $38.22 and is all-in
osmarsev: folds
vinivici9586 said, "how are the clubs in the ukraine"
vinivici9586 said, "cus i have a feeling we're going CLUBBING"
vinivici9586: calls $28.22
*** FLOP *** [6s Ks 5s]
*** TURN *** [6s Ks 5s] [Ts]
vinivici9586 said, "****ing ***got"
*** RIVER *** [6s Ks 5s Ts] [8c]
vinivici9586 said, "are you kidding me"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vinivici9586: shows [Ac Kc] (a pair of Kings)
ice-pasha: shows [As Qs] (a flush, Ace high)
ice-pasha collected $77.08 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $79.88 | Rake $2.80
Board [6s Ks 5s Ts 8c]
Seat 1: R1aki (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: lyplin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: m1ke_md folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: scattygamer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ice-pasha showed [As Qs] and won ($77.08) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 8: osmarsev (button) folded before Flop
Seat 9: vinivici9586 (small blind) showed [Ac Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings

chat wins

SB: $12.83 (51.3 bb)
BB: $46.48 (185.9 bb)
UTG+2: $26.25 (105 bb)
MP1: $49.02 (196.1 bb)
MP2: $39.95 (159.8 bb)
MP3: $39.88 (159.5 bb)
Hero (CO): $25.78 (103.1 bb)
BTN: $10 (40 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K K
3 folds, MP3 raises to $0.60, Hero calls $0.60, BTN folds, SB raises to $2.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6, SB raises to $12.83 and is all-in,

peoples champion: all hail king putin
Dealer: peoples champion, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds toact
Dealer: peoples champion, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds toact
peoples champion: back to tetris you go


peoples champion calls $6.83

Flop: ($26.51) K 7 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($26.51) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($26.51) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)


Final Board: K 7 2 A 5
SB showed Q Q and lost (-$12.83 net)
Hero showed K K and won $25.32 ($12.49 net)

why are u all shortstacked?

):

Finally something i can get on board with

im in the trenches battling the russians for you all and i get no love ):

PokerStars Hand #87894176031: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2012/10/19 16:03:07 CET [2012/10/19 10:03:07 ET]
Table 'Admete V' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DirtyGarik ($115.75 in chips)
Seat 2: $-Twackle-$ ($200 in chips)
Seat 3: erick222 ($200 in chips)
Seat 4: PSÄ! ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: WrongButton ($256.20 in chips)
Seat 6: jinyuanl ($151.70 in chips)
Seat 7: Socrater ($84 in chips)
Seat 8: karpo3000 ($200 in chips)
Seat 9: IntenseDawg ($211.42 in chips)
erick222: posts small blind $1
PSÄ!: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to $-Twackle-$ [Ad Ah]
WrongButton: folds
jinyuanl: folds
Socrater: raises $3 to $5
karpo3000: folds
IntenseDawg: folds
DirtyGarik: folds
$-Twackle-$: raises $9 to $14
erick222: folds
PSÄ!: folds
Socrater: raises $10 to $24
$-Twackle-$: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Ac 8c 3s]
Socrater: checks
$-Twackle-$: checks
*** TURN *** [Ac 8c 3s] [As]
Socrater: bets $20
$-Twackle-$: calls $20
*** RIVER *** [Ac 8c 3s As] [7s]
Socrater: bets $40 and is all-in
$-Twackle-$ said, "this is a though one"
$-Twackle-$ said, "for mother russia i guess"
$-Twackle-$: calls $40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Socrater: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
$-Twackle-$: shows [Ad Ah] (four of a kind, Aces)
$-Twackle-$ collected $168.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $171 | Rake $2.80
Board [Ac 8c 3s As 7s]
Seat 1: DirtyGarik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: $-Twackle-$ (button) showed [Ad Ah] and won ($168.20) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: erick222 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PSÄ! (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: WrongButton folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jinyuanl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Socrater showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 8: karpo3000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: IntenseDawg folded before Flop (didn't bet)

hahah that's a good one, I have been slowrolling these shorties for a long time, and never saw this thread. I'll post some soon.

I dont ****** get it how sirfreddy 100nl shortstacker gets to be PS pro... Try never to miss a chance to scrue him

hand isnt that bad, could be good with some info

wheres the slowroll?

had an ace, thats like the nuts

Ultimate Slowroll:

that is amazing

"sorry bout that mate" haha world class stuff

were you 1tabling just to do this?

i fully expected him to have JJ

No, 24 tables, but sat out next hand.

lol. I would have deleted video and pretended I never made it obv.

Ultimate Slowroll 2:

lol sick hold. Good to see one of the known shorty regs getting owned. I reckon you should go on a crusade trying to get them all. Kind of like shortstacker pokemon.

lol. Would be a fun week-end prop bet: We put together a list of short-stacking reg, everyone puts up $20 (40BB @ NL50) and whoever slowrolls the most SSers by the end of the week-end wins the prize pool!

brilliant.