**** Official "Slowroll-a-Shorty" Regs Thread ****

[jackbav]

File: HH20120425 Tamariwa #2 - $0.05-$0.10 - USD No Limit Hold'em.txt
PokerStars Zoom Hand #79454656509: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2012/04/26 12:24:20 AEST [2012/04/25 22:24:20 ET]
Table 'Tamariwa' 6-max
Seat 1: creative2s ($10 in chips)
Seat 2: rosa9583 ($6.71 in chips)
Seat 3: nb7062 ($22.35 in chips)
Seat 4: schmuggel15 ($25.32 in chips)
Seat 5: Olms99 ($17.41 in chips)
Seat 6: jackbav111 ($37.14 in chips)
rosa9583: posts small blind $0.05
nb7062: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackbav111 [As Ac]
schmuggel15: folds
Olms99: folds
jackbav111: raises $0.20 to $0.30
creative2s: raises $0.60 to $0.90
rosa9583: folds
nb7062: folds
jackbav111: raises $1 to $1.90
creative2s: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [3h 5s 4c]
jackbav111: bets $1.60
creative2s: raises $6.50 to $8.10 and is all-in
jackbav111 said, "sighhhh"
jackbav111 said, "u flat pre with AA or something?"
jackbav111 said, "ahh well im tilted"
jackbav111: calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [3h 5s 4c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [3h 5s 4c Ah] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackbav111: shows [As Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
creative2s: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
jackbav111 collected $19.24 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.15 | Rake $0.91
Board [3h 5s 4c Ah Qh]
Seat 1: creative2s showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: rosa9583 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: nb7062 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: schmuggel15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Olms99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jackbav111 showed [As Ac] and won ($19.24) with three of a kind, Aces

[ranil]

Originally Posted by jackbav

File: HH20120425 Tamariwa #2 - $0.05-$0.10 - USD No Limit Hold'em.txt
PokerStars Zoom Hand #79454656509: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2012/04/26 12:24:20 AEST [2012/04/25 22:24:20 ET]
Table 'Tamariwa' 6-max
Seat 1: creative2s ($10 in chips)
Seat 2: rosa9583 ($6.71 in chips)
Seat 3: nb7062 ($22.35 in chips)
Seat 4: schmuggel15 ($25.32 in chips)
Seat 5: Olms99 ($17.41 in chips)
Seat 6: jackbav111 ($37.14 in chips)
rosa9583: posts small blind $0.05
nb7062: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackbav111 [As Ac]
schmuggel15: folds
Olms99: folds
jackbav111: raises $0.20 to $0.30
creative2s: raises $0.60 to $0.90
rosa9583: folds
nb7062: folds
jackbav111: raises $1 to $1.90
creative2s: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [3h 5s 4c]
jackbav111: bets $1.60
creative2s: raises $6.50 to $8.10 and is all-in
jackbav111 said, "sighhhh"
jackbav111 said, "u flat pre with AA or something?"
jackbav111 said, "ahh well im tilted"
jackbav111: calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [3h 5s 4c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [3h 5s 4c Ah] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackbav111: shows [As Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
creative2s: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
jackbav111 collected $19.24 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.15 | Rake $0.91
Board [3h 5s 4c Ah Qh]
Seat 1: creative2s showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: rosa9583 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: nb7062 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: schmuggel15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Olms99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jackbav111 showed [As Ac] and won ($19.24) with three of a kind, Aces

[ ] slowroll a shortie.

[d7o1d1s0]

Originally Posted by jackbav

File: HH20120425 Tamariwa #2 - $0.05-$0.10 - USD No Limit Hold'em.txt
PokerStars Zoom Hand #79454656509: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2012/04/26 12:24:20 AEST [2012/04/25 22:24:20 ET]
Table 'Tamariwa' 6-max
Seat 1: creative2s ($10 in chips)
Seat 2: rosa9583 ($6.71 in chips)
Seat 3: nb7062 ($22.35 in chips)
Seat 4: schmuggel15 ($25.32 in chips)
Seat 5: Olms99 ($17.41 in chips)
Seat 6: jackbav111 ($37.14 in chips)
rosa9583: posts small blind $0.05
nb7062: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackbav111 [As Ac]
schmuggel15: folds
Olms99: folds
jackbav111: raises $0.20 to $0.30
creative2s: raises $0.60 to $0.90
rosa9583: folds
nb7062: folds
jackbav111: raises $1 to $1.90
creative2s: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [3h 5s 4c]
jackbav111: bets $1.60
creative2s: raises $6.50 to $8.10 and is all-in
jackbav111 said, "sighhhh"
jackbav111 said, "u flat pre with AA or something?"
jackbav111 said, "ahh well im tilted"
jackbav111: calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [3h 5s 4c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [3h 5s 4c Ah] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackbav111: shows [As Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
creative2s: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
jackbav111 collected $19.24 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.15 | Rake $0.91
Board [3h 5s 4c Ah Qh]
Seat 1: creative2s showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: rosa9583 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: nb7062 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: schmuggel15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Olms99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jackbav111 showed [As Ac] and won ($19.24) with three of a kind, Aces

[ChicagoJoey]

Originally Posted by jackbav

File: HH20120425 Tamariwa #2 - $0.05-$0.10 - USD No Limit Hold'em.txt
PokerStars Zoom Hand #79454656509: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2012/04/26 12:24:20 AEST [2012/04/25 22:24:20 ET]
Table 'Tamariwa' 6-max
Seat 1: creative2s ($10 in chips)
Seat 2: rosa9583 ($6.71 in chips)
Seat 3: nb7062 ($22.35 in chips)
Seat 4: schmuggel15 ($25.32 in chips)
Seat 5: Olms99 ($17.41 in chips)
Seat 6: jackbav111 ($37.14 in chips)
rosa9583: posts small blind $0.05
nb7062: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackbav111 [As Ac]
schmuggel15: folds
Olms99: folds
jackbav111: raises $0.20 to $0.30
creative2s: raises $0.60 to $0.90
rosa9583: folds
nb7062: folds
jackbav111: raises $1 to $1.90
creative2s: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [3h 5s 4c]
jackbav111: bets $1.60
creative2s: raises $6.50 to $8.10 and is all-in
jackbav111 said, "sighhhh"
jackbav111 said, "u flat pre with AA or something?"
jackbav111 said, "ahh well im tilted"
jackbav111: calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [3h 5s 4c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [3h 5s 4c Ah] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackbav111: shows [As Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
creative2s: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
jackbav111 collected $19.24 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.15 | Rake $0.91
Board [3h 5s 4c Ah Qh]
Seat 1: creative2s showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: rosa9583 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: nb7062 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: schmuggel15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Olms99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jackbav111 showed [As Ac] and won ($19.24) with three of a kind, Aces

do you have no ethics man? wtf are you slowrolling him for, what an *******

[ranil]

gotta keep this thread alive guys!


PokerStars - $2 NL (6 max) ZOOM - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: $202.50
SB: $106.46
BB: $351.52
UTG: $283.18
Hero (MP): $214.54
CO: $201.00

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero has A A

fold, Hero raises to $6.00, fold, fold, SB raises to $17.00, fold, Hero calls $11.00

Flop: ($36.00, 2 players) 8 2 6
SB bets $89.46 and is all-in,

hero said, "wtf"
hero said, "not again"
hero said, "can this be"
hero said, "seems like u always have it"
hero said, "but i think my overs might be allive"
hero said, "omg, can my hero call be right?"
hero said, "ok, i have just one last q for u"
hero said, "медленно ролл"
hero said, "is that right?!?"
hero said, "according to google translate"
hero said, "thats how u say slowroll in russian"
hero said, "ha ha ha! pawneeeed! stop shorstacking!"

Hero calls $89.46

Turn: ($214.92, 2 players) A

River: ($214.92, 2 players) T

SB shows 6 9 (One Pair, Sixes) (Pre 19%, Flop 22%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows A A (Three of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 81%, Flop 78%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins $212.12

[Slugant]

love it

[ranil]

if anyone intrested, i coach people how to slowroll better. my rates are 200$ per h.
I have hundrads of happy students, and i have graphs that show that i am one of the best slowrollers in the world.

[MeleaB]

Originally Posted by jackbav

File: HH20120425 Tamariwa #2 - $0.05-$0.10 - USD No Limit Hold'em.txt
PokerStars Zoom Hand #79454656509: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2012/04/26 12:24:20 AEST [2012/04/25 22:24:20 ET]
Table 'Tamariwa' 6-max
Seat 1: creative2s ($10 in chips)
Seat 2: rosa9583 ($6.71 in chips)
Seat 3: nb7062 ($22.35 in chips)
Seat 4: schmuggel15 ($25.32 in chips)
Seat 5: Olms99 ($17.41 in chips)
Seat 6: jackbav111 ($37.14 in chips)
rosa9583: posts small blind $0.05
nb7062: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackbav111 [As Ac]
schmuggel15: folds
Olms99: folds
jackbav111: raises $0.20 to $0.30
creative2s: raises $0.60 to $0.90
rosa9583: folds
nb7062: folds
jackbav111: raises $1 to $1.90
creative2s: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [3h 5s 4c]
jackbav111: bets $1.60
creative2s: raises $6.50 to $8.10 and is all-in
jackbav111 said, "sighhhh"
jackbav111 said, "u flat pre with AA or something?"
jackbav111 said, "ahh well im tilted"
jackbav111: calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [3h 5s 4c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [3h 5s 4c Ah] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackbav111: shows [As Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
creative2s: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
jackbav111 collected $19.24 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.15 | Rake $0.91
Board [3h 5s 4c Ah Qh]
Seat 1: creative2s showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: rosa9583 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: nb7062 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: schmuggel15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Olms99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jackbav111 showed [As Ac] and won ($19.24) with three of a kind, Aces

Don't ever post in this forum again.

Spoiler:

EVER.

[Ponder]

Originally Posted by ROM Amnesty

You mean genocide? Every f*cking night.

maybe I need to start 2p2ing more again rom ftw lol

also at a certain point they come to expect the slowroll your going to have to learn the stutter slow roll where u dont time all the way down just enough to seem like your thinking about it a bit also a thank you is mandatory every pot you win

[Jah Onion]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12937402

Hero (CO): $120.62 (120.6 bb)
BTN: $104.50 (104.5 bb)
SB: $103.28 (103.3 bb)
BB: $67.93 (67.9 bb)
UTG+2: $36 (36 bb)
MP1: $81.70 (81.7 bb)
MP2: $147.32 (147.3 bb)
MP3: $38 (38 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K K
UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to $3, MP2 calls $3, MP3 folds, Hero raises to $12, 3 folds, MP1 calls $9, MP2 calls $9

Flop: ($37.50) 5 K 2 (3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets $15, MP1 raises to $47.90, MP2 folds,
Hero: ****
Hero: did u setmine?
Hero: ugh this always ****ing happens
Hero: sigh
Hero: fine
Hero raises to $108.62 and is all-in, MP1 calls $21.80 and is all-in

Turn: ($176.90) 8 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($176.90) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $176.90 pot ($2.80 rake)
Final Board: 5 K 2 8 3
Hero showed K K and won $174.10 ($92.40 net)
MP1 showed A A and lost (-$81.70 net)
MP2 mucked and lost (-$12 net)

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

Next time don't ****ing stick around with a double stack bitch!

[coinflip_si]

solid chat, wp

[BenaBadBeat]

Oh it feels good to be back at FR


PokerStars Hand #80888460236: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/05/23 15:55:13 WET [2012/05/23 10:55:13 ET]
Table 'Josephina III' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: davidk5sp ($32.84 in chips)
Seat 4: lucky83o ($49.84 in chips)
Seat 5: BenaBadBeat ($100.93 in chips)
Seat 6: kochang114 ($112.61 in chips)
Seat 7: Filojoes ($153.20 in chips)
Seat 8: /7e4kuH ($162.40 in chips)
Seat 9: mi$$I$Elena ($40 in chips)
BenaBadBeat: posts small blind $0.50
kochang114: posts big blind $1
Vigtastical: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BenaBadBeat [Jh Th]
Filojoes: folds
/7e4kuH: folds
mi$$I$Elena: folds
davidk5sp: folds
lucky83o: raises $1.18 to $2.18
BenaBadBeat: raises $4.32 to $6.50
kochang114: folds
lucky83o: calls $4.32
*** FLOP *** [7s Kh 9c]
BenaBadBeat: bets $7.50
lucky83o: calls $7.50
*** TURN *** [7s Kh 9c] [Qh]
BenaBadBeat: bets $17.50
lucky83o: raises $18.34 to $35.84 and is all-in
BenaBadBeat said, "wtf is this"
BenaBadBeat said, "every time you ***** shorties have it"
BenaBadBeat said, "KQ good kid"
BenaBadBeat: calls $18.34
*** RIVER *** [7s Kh 9c Qh] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BenaBadBeat: shows [Jh Th] (a straight flush, Nine to King)
lucky83o: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
BenaBadBeat collected $97.88 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100.68 | Rake $2.80
Board [7s Kh 9c Qh 9h]
Seat 2: davidk5sp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lucky83o (button) showed [As Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 5: BenaBadBeat (small blind) showed [Jh Th] and won ($97.88) with a straight flush, Nine to King
Seat 6: kochang114 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Filojoes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: /7e4kuH folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mi$$I$Elena folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[RKi]

the kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

[Adornit]

how boring twackle, no need to post it, im not on tilt

[vinivici9586]

your post ITT suggests otherwise