PokerStars Zoom Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($81.28)
SB ($26.36)
BB ($46.07)
UTG ($43.98)
MP ($29.25)
CO ($47.17)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, 9, Q, 10
3 folds, Hero bets $1.75, SB raises to $5.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($12) 3, Q, 7 (2 players)
SB bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($28) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $12.61 (All-In),
Hero said, "AA?"
SS douche said, "y"
Hero said, "really?"
SS douche said, "aaqt"
Hero said, "i have a Q too"
Hero said, "want me to call?"
SS douche said, "(("
SS douche said, "fold"
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Hero calls $12.61

River: ($53.22) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Results:
Hero had 7, 9, Q, 10 (full house, sevens over Queens).
SB had A, A, 10, Q (two pair, Aces and sevens).
Outcome: $53.22 returned to Hero
Total pot: $53.22
SS Douche is disconnected

actually sounds like a pretty fun guy

cheater has 4 cards

no love for the ZOOMaha slowrolls? This next one is pretty dirty....


PokerStars Zoom Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($74.51)
SB ($34.83)
BB ($25)
UTG ($67.09)
Hero (MP) ($127.15)
CO ($122.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J, Q, 10, 5
1 fold, Hero bets $1.75, 2 folds, SB raises to $5, BB calls $4.50, Hero calls $3.25

Flop: ($15) Q, Q, 2 (3 players)
SB bets $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($31) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $21.01, Hero calls $21.01

River: ($73.02) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $0.82 (All-In),

slowroller said, "should i donate?"
dik whistle said, "i might be bluffin"
slowroller said, "i might have a full house"
dik whistle said, ""
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Hero calls $0.82

Total pot: $74.66

Results:

wtf, not enough slowrolls in here
ive noticed more and more shorties at the tables last few days,
so had to get one in
had 40sec timebank too

PokerStars Hand #82603985980: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/06/29 17:19:22 AEST [2012/06/29 3:19:22 ET]
Table 'Tubingia II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: marekas2000 ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Ehlerz ($144.75 in chips)
Seat 3: fffffs ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: alextrev1111 ($224.85 in chips)
Seat 5: ipashutapkom ($40 in chips)
Seat 6: Rouxy Balboa ($100.28 in chips)
ipashutapkom: posts small blind $0.50
Rouxy Balboa: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to alextrev1111 [Ah As]
marekas2000: folds
Ehlerz: folds
fffffs: folds
alextrev1111: raises $1.25 to $2.25
ipashutapkom: raises $3.75 to $6
Rouxy Balboa: folds
alextrev1111: raises $5 to $11
ipashutapkom: raises $29 to $40 and is all-in
alextrev1111 said, "sick"
alextrev1111 said, "pot committed ?"
alextrev1111 said, "A8s good ?"
alextrev1111 said, "meh commited"
alextrev1111: calls $29
*** FLOP *** [7s Ts 2h]
*** TURN *** [7s Ts 2h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ts 2h 8s] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipashutapkom: shows [3c 3s] (a flush, Ten high)
alextrev1111: shows [Ah As] (a flush, Ace high)
alextrev1111 collected $78.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $81 | Rake $2.80
Board [7s Ts 2h 8s 5s]
Seat 1: marekas2000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Ehlerz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: fffffs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: alextrev1111 (button) showed [Ah As] and won ($78.20) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: ipashutapkom (small blind) showed [3c 3s] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 6: Rouxy Balboa (big blind) folded before Flop

Can we see an "Ultimate Slowroll" from someone please, where you disconnect/re-connect your modem too?

How dare you undermine my efforts.

ZOOM is where its at btw, they have to sit and watch.

Slow roll HaHaChina and win $1!!!!!

hahahah disconnect slowroll would be the best

Slowroll bounties, now were talkin

This guy is short stacker from Armenia, haven't found similar tread in micors, so posting here, timed out till 1 sec :/

PokerStars Zoom No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($27.29)
SB ($83.95)
Hero (BB) ($25)
UTG ($10.75)
UTG+1 ($26.24)
MP1 ($22.95)
MP2 ($40.30)
MP3 ($16.17)
CO ($28.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, J
4 folds, MP3 bets $0.75, 3 folds, Hero raises to $2.35, MP3 calls $1.60

Flop: ($4.80) 10, 5, J (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, MP3 raises to $5, Hero raises to $7.50, MP3 raises to $13.82 (All-In), Hero calls $6.32

Turn: ($32.44) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($32.44) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $32.44 | Rake: $1.46

Results:

its like they program karma into the software

i heard you cant lose on a timeout where you disconnect
so everyone start yanking out those modems

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PokerStars Zoom Hand #83273346954: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2012/07/13 16:21:32 ET
Table 'Omega Centauri' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Griefer25 ($52.90 in chips)
Seat 2: JJTKGB ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: WeBeWinner ($134.64 in chips)
Seat 4: amestica ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 5: livingod1 ($127.03 in chips)
Seat 6: shiller86 ($62.62 in chips)
Seat 7: ChiseldGlute ($108.83 in chips)
Seat 8: thomcio ($132.54 in chips)
Seat 9: Arman0707 ($89.67 in chips)
JJTKGB: posts small blind $0.50
WeBeWinner: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to livingod1 [Td Tc]
amestica: folds
livingod1: raises $2 to $3
shiller86: folds
ChiseldGlute: folds
thomcio: folds
Arman0707: folds
Griefer25: raises $4 to $7
JJTKGB: folds
WeBeWinner: folds
livingod1: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [9h Ts 4h]
livingod1: checks
Griefer25: bets $10
livingod1: calls $10
*** TURN *** [9h Ts 4h] [4s]
livingod1: checks
Griefer25: bets $35.90 and is all-in
livingod1 said, "humm ak ?"
Griefer25 said, "ye"
livingod1: calls $35.90
*** RIVER *** [9h Ts 4h 4s] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
livingod1: shows [Td Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Fours)
Griefer25: mucks hand
livingod1 collected $104.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $107.30 | Rake $2.80
Board [9h Ts 4h 4s 6d]
Seat 1: Griefer25 (button) mucked [Qh Qs]
Seat 2: JJTKGB (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: WeBeWinner (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: amestica folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: livingod1 showed [Td Tc] and won ($104.50) with a full house, Tens full of Fours
Seat 6: shiller86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ChiseldGlute folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: thomcio folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Arman0707 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

oops MeleaB

PokerStars Zoom No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($112.35)
SB ($100.50)
BB ($39.38)
UTG ($156.23)
UTG+1 ($117.12)
MP1 ($51.05)
MP2 ($115.03)
Hero (MP3) ($47.20)
CO ($184.86)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 7, 8
4 folds, Hero bets $2.75, CO calls $2.75, 1 fold, SB calls $2.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.25) 9, 2, A (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.75, CO calls $5.75, 1 fold

Turn: ($20.75) K (2 players)
Hero bets $10.70, CO calls $10.70

River: ($42.15) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $28 (All-In), CO calls $28

Total pot: $98.15 | Rake: $2.80

Results:

I don't know why you posted that in this thread. I wasn't slow-rolling. I knew you had flush draw or bluff on turn, and I chose the wrong option of flatting. On river, I was sure you had the flush and was considering folding. Your bet-sizing/timing made you very easy to read- I just wasn't good enough to fold the river to a bad short-stack. Any player who was any good would realise it wasn't a slow-roll. In fact, you'd have to be pretty f*cking stupid to think it was.

I have two consolations:

1. You're bad enough to have called if I had shoved the turn anyway, so the outcome would have been the same.

2. When I pull up my graph from the last 5 days to wank all over my 45 buy-ins I can't even notice that miniscule dip without the aid of a powerful microscope:

lol, owned.

how can you win a hand still get so ****ing owned,


ban shortstacker

hahaha!! owned in every conceivable way. what a clown.

solid, solid laugh out of this, thanks for that.

hey guys that adornit sure got owned by meleab

wait 40k hands in 5 days, that sick melea, sne?

I have been last 4 years, but will only get 600k VPPs this year.

Aiming for 10k hands/day most days. It's only 5 x 90 minute sessions.

1.33k hands/hour? I was only getting 1.1k at full ring, down to like 900 at 6max now.

Guess I need to act faster.

4xZoom + 12xReg tables gives me 1,450 hands/hour, but averages closer to 1,350 sometimes if it takes a while to get 12 reg tables up.