**** Official "Slowroll-a-Shorty" Regs Thread ****

[pontylad]

purposefully min 3 bet flop in hand 1 so to enable the slowroll. it was also a 70 second time down.

[d_smith77]

Originally Posted by ranil

serious q:
do u guys think is slowrolling a ss who's currently 100bb deep still cool?

its way better

[Jah Onion]

**** me


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1738462
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG: $41.00
UTG+1: $103.01
UTG+2: $170.64
MP1: $117.81
Hero (MP2): $107.74
CO: $98.50
BTN: $38.50
SB: $45.71
BB: $176.47

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP2 with Q K
4 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $6.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($14.50) Q K Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $7, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($28.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $25 all in
Hero said, "u got a Q?"
Hero said, "draw?"
Hero said, "AA?"
Hero said, "talk to me shortie"
Hero said, "QQ?"
Hero said, "fine",
Hero calls $25

River: ($78.50) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $78.50
Hero shows Q K (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
BTN shows K A (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
Hero wins $37.85
BTN wins $37.85
(Rake: $2.80)

[Slugant]

seems to be not going well for most

[bw07507]

Set mine a 17bb stack shorty for slowroll equity

***** Hand History for Game 537889762344 ***** (Merge)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, April 23, 08:39:25 ET 2012
Table Bad Beat Rue St Catherine (53788976) (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: kurt4646 ( $17.97 USD )
Seat 2: garboso ( $60.00 USD )
Seat 3: AC0428 ( $125.69 USD )
Seat 4: Stackinhoes ( $255.51 USD )
Seat 5: trizen ( $97.00 USD )
Seat 6: VR4Spyder ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 7: MOOSEKNUCKLL ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 8: TessiesMom ( $88.57 USD )
Seat 9: mvpchipper ( $120.01 USD )
TessiesMom posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
mvpchipper posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MOOSEKNUCKLL [ 7s 7h ]
kurt4646 raises [$2.25 USD]
garboso folds
AC0428 folds
Stackinhoes folds
trizen folds
VR4Spyder folds
MOOSEKNUCKLL calls [$2.25 USD]
TessiesMom folds
mvpchipper folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4d, 7c, 6d ]
kurt4646 bets [$4.00 USD]
MOOSEKNUCKLL raises [$8.00 USD]
kurt4646 raises [$11.72 USD]
MOOSEKNUCKLL requests time
MOOSEKNUCKLL calls [$7.72 USD]
kurt4646 shows [8h, 8d ]
MOOSEKNUCKLL shows [7s, 7h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
MOOSEKNUCKLL wins $35.07 USD from main pot

[tobe4funas]

PokerStars Hand #79386224725: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/04/24 22:22:46 EET [2012/04/24 15:22:46 ET]
Table 'Zachia IV' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: DirtyGarik ($42 in chips)
Seat 5: tobe4funas ($101 in chips)
Seat 6: jrockhaf ($226.79 in chips)
Seat 7: Mixs9 ($100.89 in chips)
Seat 8: Dante63s ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: Rösl ($116.89 in chips)
Rösl: posts small blind $0.50
DirtyGarik: posts big blind $1
altzie: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tobe4funas [4c 4s]
tobe4funas: raises $2 to $3
xlxkennyxlx leaves the table
morc1us joins the table at seat #3
jrockhaf: folds
Mixs9: folds
Dante63s: folds
Rösl: folds
jrockhaf leaves the table
DirtyGarik: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [4h 4d 8c]
Nav_Badman joins the table at seat #6
DirtyGarik: checks
Nav_Badman leaves the table
tobe4funas: bets $4
Alex72SAN joins the table at seat #6
DirtyGarik: raises $6 to $10
tobe4funas: calls $6
*** TURN *** [4h 4d 8c] [Qc]
DirtyGarik: bets $12.66
tobe4funas: calls $12.66
*** RIVER *** [4h 4d 8c Qc] [As]
DirtyGarik: bets $16.34 and is all-in
tobe4funas said, "wtf man"
tobe4funas said, "quads??"
tobe4funas said, ":/"
tobe4funas said, "****"
DirtyGarik said, ""
DirtyGarik said, "look"
tobe4funas said, "damn"
tobe4funas said, "i have a nice hand.."
tobe4funas said, "gotta call"
tobe4funas: calls $16.34
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DirtyGarik: shows [Qs Ad] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
tobe4funas: shows [4c 4s] (four of a kind, Fours)
tobe4funas collected $81.70 from pot

too much action on other tables, couldnt slowroll flop and turn

[ranil]

just got pawnnnnnnnnnned, could have been nice


PokerStars - $1 NL ZOOM - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BTN): $121.48
SB: $125.95
BB: $98.50
UTG: $112.48
UTG+1: $100.00
MP: $44.50
MP+1: $100.00
LP: $53.23
CO: $131.89

SB posts SB $0.50, BB posts BB $1.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero has A A

fold, fold, fold, fold, LP raises to $2.50, fold, Hero raises to $7.50, fold, BB calls $6.50, LP raises to $53.23 and is all-in,

hero said, "****"
hero said, "evry time"
hero said, "u got KK?"
hero said, "AA?!?"
hero said, "u cant always have it wtf is this"
hero said, "cant see how im good here"
hero said, "can my 22 be good here wtf?"
hero said, "ok ill just toss a coin lets see what he'll say, wait a min"
hero said, "****, i have to call now "

Hero calls $45.73, fold

Flop: ($114.46, 2 players) 6 3 8

Turn: ($114.46, 2 players) 9

River: ($114.46, 2 players) Q

LP shows 6 6 (Three of a Kind, Sixes) (Pre 19%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
Hero mucks A A (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 81%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
LP wins $111.66

[Slugant]

your slowroll chat skills are impressive

[ranil]

Originally Posted by Slugant

your slowroll chat skills are impressive

take years of training sir.
i do coaching for slowrolling chat 150$/hr, i believe u can be as good as me one day too sir.

[d7o1d1s0]

didn't have time to get google translate up - spanish shortie. ~80 second timedown

PokerStars Zoom Hand #79432733394: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2012/04/25 18:52:33 WET [2012/04/25 13:52:33 ET]
Table 'Omega Centauri' 9-max
Seat 1: c_king_12 ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: d7o1d1s0 ($154.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Nikyxxx ($32.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Günther1986 ($203.03 in chips)
Seat 5: fedya909 ($162.11 in chips)
Seat 6: chet186 ($158.12 in chips)
Seat 7: NeedAura2Win ($100 in chips)
Seat 8: Dragon4tw ($56.97 in chips)
Seat 9: hahaChina ($43.50 in chips)
d7o1d1s0: posts small blind $0.50
Nikyxxx: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to d7o1d1s0 [8d 8h]
Günther1986: folds
fedya909: raises $1.50 to $2.50
chet186: calls $2.50
NeedAura2Win: folds
Dragon4tw: folds
hahaChina: folds
c_king_12: folds
d7o1d1s0: calls $2
Nikyxxx: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [8s 9h 8c]
d7o1d1s0: bets $6
Nikyxxx: calls $6
fedya909: folds
chet186: folds
*** TURN *** [8s 9h 8c] [2d]
d7o1d1s0: checks
Nikyxxx: bets $23.90 and is all-in
d7o1d1s0 said, "u got the full house?"
d7o1d1s0 said, "pfft"
d7o1d1s0 said, "wish i was good enough to fold this"
d7o1d1s0 said, "nh buddy"
d7o1d1s0: calls $23.90
*** RIVER *** [8s 9h 8c 2d] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
d7o1d1s0: shows [8d 8h] (four of a kind, Eights)
Nikyxxx: shows [Tc Jh] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
d7o1d1s0 collected $67 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $69.80 | Rake $2.80
Board [8s 9h 8c 2d 7c]
Seat 1: c_king_12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: d7o1d1s0 (small blind) showed [8d 8h] and won ($67) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: Nikyxxx (big blind) showed [Tc Jh] and lost with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 4: Günther1986 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: fedya909 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: chet186 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: NeedAura2Win folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Dragon4tw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: hahaChina folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[ChicagoJoey]

lmao this thread


i like ponty slowrolls and then get asked if he mad

[brrrap!]

How is this thread not 5 stars yet.

[pontylad]

vote vote vote people

[hurt]

it's 4 stars, ducy

[Effen]

thread should be 2 stars