**** Official "Slowroll-a-Shorty" Regs Thread ****

[Jah Onion]

of course!
@catuskid, no, he was def a SS

[RivrMeaDream]

o man i had a great one at zoom the other day. i flop the nuts and he b/3bs all in. i timebank for a full 180 seconds with tons of chat. i call and of course pair the board on river and i get screwed.

[Effen]

[bw07507]

***** Hand History for Game 53511431609 ***** (Merge)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, April 18, 04:47:16 ET 2012
Table Bad Beat Rue St Catherine (53511431) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: RedRumu ( $99.00 USD )
Seat 3: GimmeChipsPlease ( $40.47 USD )
Seat 4: MOOSEKNUCKLL ( $112.88 USD )
Seat 5: TucsonG ( $92.18 USD )
Seat 6: goat1050 ( $35.78 USD )
Seat 7: MktOrder ( $121.16 USD )
Seat 8: lrnnwin ( $56.87 USD )
Seat 9: INFESTEDARCHON ( $100.00 USD )
lrnnwin posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
INFESTEDARCHON posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MOOSEKNUCKLL [ 6c 6d ]
RedRumu folds
GimmeChipsPlease folds
MOOSEKNUCKLL raises [$3.00 USD]
TucsonG folds
goat1050 calls [$3.00 USD]
lrnnwin calls [$2.50 USD]
INFESTEDARCHON folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, Tc, 6h ]
lrnnwin checks
MOOSEKNUCKLL bets [$5.00 USD]
goat1050 raises [$10.00 USD]
lrnnwin folds
MOOSEKNUCKLL calls [$5.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]
MOOSEKNUCKLL checks
goat1050 bets [$22.78 USD]
MOOSEKNUCKLL requests time
MOOSEKNUCKLL calls [$22.78 USD]
MOOSEKNUCKLL shows [6c, 6d ]
goat1050 shows [As, Th ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
MOOSEKNUCKLL wins $72.06 USD from main pot

MOOSEKNUCKLL: Thank You
goat1050: Lol, thanks for the slowroll

Atleast he took it well

[Reezo]

^ ni$e

[bleffo19]

Originally Posted by ranil

serious q:
do u guys think is slowrolling a ss who's currently 100bb deep still cool?

definitely more than fair

[ranil]

well plaid bw, well plaid..

[TimStone]

fail...


PokerStars Hand #79111236235: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2012/04/19 15:46:17 CET [2012/04/19 9:46:17 ET]
Table 'Ostara V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Stumpi88 ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: TimStone ($209.96 in chips)
Seat 3: Luck&Skill86 ($204.28 in chips)
Seat 4: EdW0reY ($212 in chips)
Seat 5: Triviani20 ($132.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Chisla ($156.46 in chips)
EdW0reY: posts small blind $1
Triviani20: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TimStone [As Ad]
Chisla: raises $8 to $10
Stumpi88: calls $10
TimStone: raises $23.99 to $33.99
Luck&Skill86: folds
EdW0reY: folds
Triviani20: raises $98.71 to $132.70 and is all-in
Chisla: folds
Stumpi88: folds
TimStone said, "close one mate"
TimStone: calls $98.71
*** FLOP *** [Kh 3c Qc]
*** TURN *** [Kh 3c Qc] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 3c Qc 6c] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Triviani20: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
TimStone: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Triviani20 collected $283.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $286.40 | Rake $2.80
Board [Kh 3c Qc 6c 8d]
Seat 1: Stumpi88 folded before Flop
Seat 2: TimStone showed [As Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: Luck&Skill86 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: EdW0reY (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Triviani20 (big blind) showed [Kd Kc] and won ($283.60) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: Chisla folded before Flop

[Klairic]

Probably a stupid question, but have any of you thought of trying to fix the problem instead of hating?

[ROM Amnesty]

Originally Posted by Klairic

Probably a stupid question, but have any of you thought of trying to fix the problem instead of hating?

You mean genocide? Every f*cking night.

[speedle]

Originally Posted by ROM Amnesty

You mean genocide? Every f*cking night.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Slugant]

Originally Posted by Klairic

Probably a stupid question, but have any of you thought of trying to fix the problem instead of hating?

i cannot think of any way how i can personally make change for the better
i can however slowroll shorties

[TimStone]

Originally Posted by ROM Amnesty

You mean genocide? Every f*cking night.

that was the very first thing which came to my mind as well...

[pontylad]

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 1735952
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BB: $173.66
Hero (UTG): $327.56
CO: $100.00
BTN: $41.00
SB: $776.04

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with J 9
Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, BTN calls $2, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($6.50) 8 Q T (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.65, BTN raises to $20.16, BB folds, Hero raises to $35.67, BTN raises to $39 all in, Hero says "urgh i don't know if i can call this tbh", Hero says "so gross", BB says "LOL", Hero says "bet u got a straight or something?", Hero says "**** why do i get myself in this spot", BB says "9J LOOKS GD", Hero says "what should i do soply", SB says "fold : D", Hero says "i mean i would fold", BB says "4 4 DOLLARS", Hero says "if i wasn't slow rolling the shortstacker with J9", BTN says "fold", BTN says "lololo~", Hero says "hope he doesn't hit a flush", Hero says "it's a toughy", Hero calls $3.33

Turn: ($84.50) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($84.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $84.50
Hero shows J 9 (a straight, Eight to Queen)
BTN shows A 7 (high card Ace)
Hero wins $81.70
(Rake: $2.80)





PokerStars Hand #79147677655: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/04/20 13:08:47 AEST [2012/04/19 23:08:47 ET]
Table 'Minkar III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: SGralex ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: ponchua ($38.50 in chips)
Seat 3: StinktNaFish ($175.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Flyerfan9 ($93.02 in chips)
Seat 5: pontylad ($122.13 in chips)
Seat 6: ilonochka37 ($96 in chips)
pontylad: posts small blind $0.50
ilonochka37: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pontylad [9c 9s]
SGralex: folds
ponchua: raises $1.50 to $2.50
StinktNaFish: folds
Flyerfan9: folds
pontylad: calls $2
ilonochka37: folds
*** FLOP *** [9h 5c 6s]
pontylad: checks
ponchua: bets $4.50
pontylad: raises $11.04 to $15.54
ponchua: raises $20.46 to $36 and is all-in
pontylad said, "urgh sick"
pontylad said, "really?"
pontylad said, "not sure if i can call this"
pontylad said, "what u got?"
pontylad said, "is 40 seconds really enough to make this decision?"
pontylad: calls $20.46
*** TURN *** [9h 5c 6s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [9h 5c 6s 4d] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pontylad: shows [9c 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Sixes)
ponchua: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
pontylad collected $75.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $78 | Rake $2.80
Board [9h 5c 6s 4d 6h]
Seat 1: SGralex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ponchua showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 3: StinktNaFish folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Flyerfan9 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pontylad (small blind) showed [9c 9s] and won ($75.20) with a full house, Nines full of Sixes
Seat 6: ilonochka37 (big blind) folded before Flop

ponchua: btw nice call pre and 40bb
pontylad: trolololol
pontylad: u mad?

[SmbSmbSmb]

some excellent work mate.