**** Official "Slowroll-a-Shorty" Regs Thread ****

[Slugant]

how do call a spanish sser an imbécil?

[gadolparah]

tu eres un imbecil

[conquistador28]

Whoa whoa. Lets keep this thread free of such hurtful insults. you nerd.

[bleffo19]

just doing my civic duty

PokerStars Hand #78827264060: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2012/04/14 11:01:50 AEST [2012/04/13 21:01:50 ET]
Table 'Schlutia VII' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: n3r1tO ($67.88 in chips)
Seat 2: jimsmh ($23.59 in chips)
Seat 3: Siotu ($19.71 in chips)
Seat 4: jonafern ($65.13 in chips)
Seat 5: SSSonly ($20 in chips)
Seat 6: l_lopez_m88 ($22.64 in chips)
Seat 7: hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 9: ins1de you ($29.36 in chips)
n3r1tO: posts small blind $0.25
jimsmh: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [As Ac]
Siotu: folds
jonafern: folds
SSSonly: folds
l_lopez_m88: folds
hero: raises $0.75 to $1.25
ins1de you: raises $1.90 to $3.15
n3r1tO: folds
jimsmh: folds
hero: raises $4.35 to $7.50
ins1de you: raises $21.86 to $29.36 and is all-in
hero said, "damn, bad spot"
hero said, "my hand is too good to fold tho"
hero said, "nice hand you win"
hero: calls $21.86
*** FLOP *** [Js 6s 6d]
*** TURN *** [Js 6s 6d] [4h]
ins1de you said, "f u"
*** RIVER *** [Js 6s 6d 4h] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hero: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
ins1de you: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
hero collected $56.97 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $59.47 | Rake $2.50
Board [Js 6s 6d 4h Qc]
Seat 1: n3r1tO (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: jimsmh (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Siotu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jonafern folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SSSonly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: l_lopez_m88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: hero showed [As Ac] and won ($56.97) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 9: ins1de you (button) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes

[SmbSmbSmb]

not sure if it's a coincidence or me being paranoid but i swear shorties have started slowrolling me more since the opening of this thread.

[pontylad]

Originally Posted by bleffo19

just doing my civic duty

PokerStars Hand #78827264060: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2012/04/14 11:01:50 AEST [2012/04/13 21:01:50 ET]
Table 'Schlutia VII' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: n3r1tO ($67.88 in chips)
Seat 2: jimsmh ($23.59 in chips)
Seat 3: Siotu ($19.71 in chips)
Seat 4: jonafern ($65.13 in chips)
Seat 5: SSSonly ($20 in chips)
Seat 6: l_lopez_m88 ($22.64 in chips)
Seat 7: hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 9: ins1de you ($29.36 in chips)
n3r1tO: posts small blind $0.25
jimsmh: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [As Ac]
Siotu: folds
jonafern: folds
SSSonly: folds
l_lopez_m88: folds
hero: raises $0.75 to $1.25
ins1de you: raises $1.90 to $3.15
n3r1tO: folds
jimsmh: folds
hero: raises $4.35 to $7.50
ins1de you: raises $21.86 to $29.36 and is all-in
hero said, "damn, bad spot"
hero said, "my hand is too good to fold tho"
hero said, "nice hand you win"
hero: calls $21.86
*** FLOP *** [Js 6s 6d]
*** TURN *** [Js 6s 6d] [4h]
ins1de you said, "f u"
*** RIVER *** [Js 6s 6d 4h] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hero: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
ins1de you: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
hero collected $56.97 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $59.47 | Rake $2.50
Board [Js 6s 6d 4h Qc]
Seat 1: n3r1tO (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: jimsmh (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Siotu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jonafern folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SSSonly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: l_lopez_m88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: hero showed [As Ac] and won ($56.97) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 9: ins1de you (button) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes

lol

[cdsoulboy44]

This is one of my favorite threads. Done this twice tonight already. My AA vs shorties JJ. Bonus points for one being Russian. No bread and vodka for you!

Tried really hard to slow roll a shorty after i flated his lp raise with JJ. Hit a set on the flop, but the coward just wouldn't bet his last 10bb. Checked all 3 streets and folded to my river bet

[ranil]

PokerStars - $2 NL ZOOM - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: $170.27
SB: $306.23
BB: $281.87
UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $208.32
MP: $117.14
Hero (MP+1): $216.06
LP: $500.03
CO: $127.02

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero has Q A

UTG raises to $5.00, fold, fold, Hero calls $5.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold

Flop: ($13.00, 2 players) 4 8 9
UTG bets $9.31, Hero calls $9.31

Turn: ($31.62, 2 players) 5
UTG bets $22.65, Hero calls $22.65

River: ($76.92, 2 players) 6
UTG bets $63.04 and is all-in,
hero said, "wtf"
hero said, "u have it?"
hero said, "dont think i can fold thiss"
hero said, "wtf"
hero said, "wtf is this"
hero said, "talk to me"
hero said, "omg"
hero said, "AA?"
hero said, "set?"
Hero calls $63.04

UTG shows 8 9 (Two Pair, Nines and Eights) (Pre 39%, Flop 64%, Turn 80%)
Hero shows Q A (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 61%, Flop 36%, Turn 20%)
Hero wins $200.20

also timebanked for like 40 sec.
u like?

[hurt]

what is Stars' stance on slowrolling? i'm just curious.

[Slugant]

great hand
+ extra bonus points if sser is spanish or russian

[kessor]

hahah great thread!!!

[Jah Onion]

Hem doesn't show chat but w/e. only had 35 sec timebank unfortunately
he was also austrian so no bonus points

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $43.00
SB: $62.31
BB: $42.00
UTG: $50.00
UTG+1: $138.98
UTG+2: $109.85
MP1: $227.02
MP2: $192.89
Hero (CO): $125.01

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 7 7
UTG calls $1, 4 folds, Hero raises to $3.94, 3 folds, UTG calls $2.94

Flop: ($9.38) J 7 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5.50, UTG raises to $15, Hero calls $9.50

Turn: ($39.38) Q (2 players)
UTG bets $31.06, Hero calls $31.06

River: ($101.50) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $101.50
UTG shows K K
Hero shows 7 7
Hero wins $98.70
(Rake: $2.80)

[Slugant]

without chat it is less fun

[catuskid]

Originally Posted by Jah Onion

Hem doesn't show chat but w/e. only had 35 sec timebank unfortunately
he was also austrian so no bonus points

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $43.00
SB: $62.31
BB: $42.00
UTG: $50.00
UTG+1: $138.98
UTG+2: $109.85
MP1: $227.02
MP2: $192.89
Hero (CO): $125.01

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 7 7
UTG calls $1, 4 folds, Hero raises to $3.94, 3 folds, UTG calls $2.94

Flop: ($9.38) J 7 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5.50, UTG raises to $15, Hero calls $9.50

Turn: ($39.38) Q (2 players)
UTG bets $31.06, Hero calls $31.06

River: ($101.50) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $101.50
UTG shows K K
Hero shows 7 7
Hero wins $98.70
(Rake: $2.80)

hope thats not just some recreational donk, limp KK utg is pretty weak, doubt hes a winning player?

anyway not hating on you just wanna see fish get raped in the right way

[ranil]

serious q:
do u guys think is slowrolling a ss who's currently 100bb deep still cool?