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11-07-2013 , 03:07 AM
hehe fun 1 today

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Garu1985 (BB): $80.00
LiftGrind (UTG): $237.88
mossified84 (UTG+1): $200.00
Momess (UTG+2): $382.61
Slavikkkk7 (MP1): $200.00
Dnghnp100 (MP2): $250.84
cn_chayanne (CO): $210.83
KerDman333 (BTN): $81.64
Hero (SB): $202.60

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with J J
7 folds, Hero raises to $5.30, Garu1985 raises to $12.72, Hero says "cya", Hero raises to $20.14, Garu1985 calls $7.42

Flop: ($40.28) 3 J J (2 players)
Hero says "do it", Hero says "siqest flop", Hero says "JJJJJJJJJJJJJ", Hero checks, Garu1985 bets $2, Hero raises to $4, Garu1985 raises to $6, Hero raises to $8, Hero says "", Garu1985 raises to $27, Hero raises to $46, Garu1985 raises to $59.86 all in, Hero says "cya", Hero says "like i sed", Hero says "jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj", Hero calls $13.86, Hero says ""

Final Pot: $160.00
Garu1985 shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
Hero shows J J (four of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $78.60
Hero wins $78.60
(Rake: $2.80)

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11-07-2013 , 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeleaB
[ ] Edits out all 12 occurrences of screen name
[X] Edits out 11 of the 12 occurrences of screen name
can't stop laughing. awesome DDDDD
11-07-2013 , 10:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by B Champman
post of the year
this
11-10-2013 , 04:22 AM
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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Hero (BTN): $318.06
fataleggs13 (SB): $70.00
LueZaS (BB): $215.06
mossified84 (UTG): $284.69
YaDaDaMeeN21 (UTG+1): $200.00
MichaelKoff (MP): $310.86
Roxas44 (CO): $253.76

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with A A
4 folds, Hero raises to $4, fataleggs13 raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, Hero says "thx", fataleggs13 raises to $68, Hero calls $48

Flop: ($138.00) 7 T 2 (2 players)
Hero says "", fataleggs13 bets $2 all in, Hero says "TT", Hero says "lalala", Hero says "lalala", Hero says "", Hero says "slowest roll", Hero says "TTT", Hero calls $2

Turn: ($142.00) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($142.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $142.00
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Tens)
fataleggs13 shows Q A (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins $139.20
(Rake: $2.80)


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11-24-2013 , 01:35 PM
Haha. Love this thread. I wish we could get some sort of timing stamp to go along with these.
12-06-2013 , 07:21 AM
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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Hero (UTG): $203.00
SDutch91 (UTG+1): $200.00
ersevi6 (MP1): $119.00
Marsoul77 (MP2): $141.92
Demidova (CO): $209.54
SexyAngeline (BTN): $36.87
heka82 (SB): $197.75
SatanKlous (BB): $203.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero raises to $6, 4 folds, SexyAngeline raises to $36, 2 folds, Hero calls $30

Flop: ($75.00) 9 9 J (2 players)
Hero checks, SexyAngeline bets $0.87 all in, Hero says "Dear Russian", Hero says "tyvm for the $", Hero says "u are my fav", Hero says "you dont have chat coz of me", Hero says "(sun)", Hero says "i must punish", Hero says "", Hero says "lalala", Hero says "cu", SDutch91 says "", Hero says "", Hero calls $0.87

Turn: ($76.74) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Hero says "dfgdfs"

River: ($76.74) A (2 players - 1 is all in)
Hero says ""

Final Pot: $76.74
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
SexyAngeline shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
SexyAngeline wins $73.94
(Rake: $2.80)


jajajajaja

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12-11-2013 , 11:02 AM
Just so all of you know, I love you all. I dont slow roll shorties but I act like I am the shorty towards them and try and flip rolls. I 3,4 and 5 bet them relentlessly and make it my mission to crack on them every opportunity I get. I literally try and make it my goal to make it so SS'ers dont even want to play in the games that I play in.

Keep up the good work boys and if everyone does there part we can maybe eventually purge poker of this cancerous infection.
12-17-2013 , 10:18 AM
    Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #21656841

    MP: $112.80 (112.8 bb)
    CO: $39.15 (39.2 bb)
    BTN: $54.70 (54.7 bb)
    SB: $144.45 (144.5 bb)
    BB: $188.20 (188.2 bb)
    Hero (UTG): $117.50 (117.5 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9 A
    Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, BTN calls $3, 2 folds

    Flop: ($7.50) 9 3 T (2 players)
    Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $9, Hero calls $6

    Turn: ($25.50) 2 (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN bets $14.50, Hero raises to $105.50 and is all-in, BTN calls $28.20 and is all-in

    River: ($110.90) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $110.90 pot ($3 rake)
    Final Board: 9 3 T 2 7
    BTN showed Q K and lost (-$54.70 net)
    Hero showed 9 A and won $107.90 ($53.20 net)



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    Not exactly a slow roll but he is a SS'er so who cares. SS'er getting owned is all that matters!

    In other slow roll news. Yesterday while playing, I had a fish give me hard time for slow rolling him when I took like 15 secs to call a river sized pot bet with 2nd pair weak kicker in a 3bet pot. He was like "what took so long, why you slow rolling me? That should be a snap"
    12-17-2013 , 10:25 AM
    Like I guess it should be a pretty easy call, but with that texture and his sizing, I wanted to at least run it through my head before I called and its obv not a snap.

      Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #21656851

      CO: $186 (186 bb)
      BTN: $157.60 (157.6 bb)
      Hero (SB): $107.80 (107.8 bb)
      BB: $108.25 (108.3 bb)
      UTG: $645.70 (645.7 bb)
      MP: $82.25 (82.3 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with Q J
      2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN folds, Hero raises to $11, BB folds, CO calls $8

      Flop: ($23) 6 K Q (2 players)
      Hero checks, CO checks

      Turn: ($23) 8 (2 players)
      Hero checks, CO checks

      River: ($23) T (2 players)
      Hero checks, CO bets $18, Hero calls $18

      Spoiler:
      Results: $59 pot ($2.95 rake)
      Final Board: 6 K Q 8 T
      CO showed 7 7 and lost (-$29 net)
      Hero showed Q J and won $56.05 ($27.05 net)



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      12-17-2013 , 11:21 AM
      [ ] slowroll a shorty
      12-17-2013 , 07:47 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Slugant
      [ ] slowroll a shorty
      True, but I just love stacking them and even though they are the scum and cancer of the poker universe, I feel bad slow rolling anyone But I thoroughly enjoy taking as much money from them and making their lives as difficult as possible. Slow roll fail, but I just wanted to be part of the crowd that universally hates SS'ers.
      01-16-2014 , 09:13 PM
      had a good one today against a super scummy shorty

      PokerStars Zoom Hand #110261597018: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2014/01/16 20:06:59 ET
      Table 'Triangulum' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
      Seat 1: lara517 ($100 in chips)
      Seat 2: DaPokerGun ($214.01 in chips)
      Seat 3: Saintttt ($100 in chips)
      Seat 4: APXEOS ($114.54 in chips)
      Seat 5: qazikm2000 ($100 in chips)
      Seat 6: lyplin ($48.50 in chips)
      DaPokerGun: posts small blind $0.50
      Saintttt: posts big blind $1
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to qazikm2000 [Ah Ac]
      APXEOS: folds
      qazikm2000: raises $2 to $3
      lyplin: raises $5 to $8
      lara517: folds
      DaPokerGun: folds
      Saintttt: folds
      qazikm2000: raises $5 to $13
      lyplin: raises $35.50 to $48.50 and is all-in
      qazikm2000 said, "ugh"
      qazikm2000 said, "you have pair?"
      qazikm2000 said, "cuz i also have pair"
      lyplin said, "and?"
      qazikm2000 said, "relatively big pair"
      qazikm2000 said, "how many pairs do you have?"
      lyplin said, "many"
      qazikm2000 said, "ugh"
      qazikm2000 said, "sigh"
      qazikm2000 said, "fine"
      qazikm2000 said, "i call"
      qazikm2000: calls $35.50
      *** FLOP *** [9c 3c 7c]
      *** TURN *** [9c 3c 7c] [As]
      lyplin said, "lol"
      *** RIVER *** [9c 3c 7c As] [3s]
      qazikm2000 said, "ruh roh"
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      qazikm2000: shows [Ah Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Threes)
      lyplin: shows [Kh Ks] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
      qazikm2000 collected $95.70 from pot
      lyplin said, "so happy?"
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $98.50 | Rake $2.80
      Board [9c 3c 7c As 3s]
      Seat 1: lara517 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 2: DaPokerGun (small blind) folded before Flop
      Seat 3: Saintttt (big blind) folded before Flop
      Seat 4: APXEOS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 5: qazikm2000 showed [Ah Ac] and won ($95.70) with a full house, Aces full of Threes
      Seat 6: lyplin showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes
      01-19-2014 , 11:28 PM
      On a roll this week.

      PokerStars Zoom Hand #110430873346: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2014/01/19 22:19:49 ET
      Table 'Triangulum' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
      Seat 1: m1mm@ ($192.33 in chips)
      Seat 2: qazikm2000 ($111.66 in chips)
      Seat 3: Eltheriol ($44.13 in chips)
      Seat 4: cicolezi ($50 in chips)
      Seat 5: Torttenfeger ($98.38 in chips)
      Seat 6: DaPokerGun ($100 in chips)
      qazikm2000: posts small blind $0.50
      Eltheriol: posts big blind $1
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to qazikm2000 [Jd Tc]
      cicolezi: folds
      Torttenfeger: folds
      DaPokerGun: folds
      m1mm@: folds
      qazikm2000: raises $2 to $3
      Eltheriol: raises $4 to $7
      qazikm2000: calls $4
      *** FLOP *** [Kc Qs 9c]
      qazikm2000: checks
      Eltheriol: bets $8.82
      qazikm2000: calls $8.82
      *** TURN *** [Kc Qs 9c] [Ac]
      qazikm2000: checks
      Eltheriol: bets $28.31 and is all-in
      qazikm2000 said, "ugh"
      qazikm2000 said, "you have pair?"
      qazikm2000 said, "my russian friend"
      qazikm2000 said, "drawr?"
      qazikm2000 said, "i have almost pair"
      qazikm2000 said, "sort of"
      qazikm2000 said, "ugh fine"
      qazikm2000 said, "because you so quiet"
      qazikm2000 said, "i call straight"
      qazikm2000: calls $28.31
      *** RIVER *** [Kc Qs 9c Ac] [8d]
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      qazikm2000: shows [Jd Tc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
      Eltheriol: shows [7h 5s] (high card Ace)
      qazikm2000 collected $85.46 from pot
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $88.26 | Rake $2.80
      Board [Kc Qs 9c Ac 8d]
      Seat 1: m1mm@ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 2: qazikm2000 (small blind) showed [Jd Tc] and won ($85.46) with a straight, Ten to Ace
      Seat 3: Eltheriol (big blind) showed [7h 5s] and lost with high card Ace
      Seat 4: cicolezi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 5: Torttenfeger folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 6: DaPokerGun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      05-29-2014 , 05:56 PM
      PokerStars Hand #116849261888: Hold'em No Limit (€1/€2 EUR) - 2014/05/29 21:43:25 CET [2014/05/29 15:43:25 ET]
      Table 'Wesselink' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
      Seat 1: SexyAngeline (€69.84 in chips)
      Seat 2: TimStone (€200 in chips)
      Seat 3: TonnaMunz (€203.56 in chips)
      Seat 4: kaffeeteufel (€204.08 in chips)
      Seat 5: grizzu1 (€207.42 in chips)
      Seat 6: Tschej (€157.92 in chips)
      SexyAngeline: posts small blind €1
      TimStone: posts big blind €2
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to TimStone [5h 5c]
      TonnaMunz: folds
      kaffeeteufel: folds
      grizzu1: folds
      Tschej: folds
      SexyAngeline: raises €2.08 to €4.08
      TimStone: calls €2.08
      *** FLOP *** [7h Ac 5d]
      SexyAngeline: bets €5.37
      TimStone: calls €5.37
      *** TURN *** [7h Ac 5d] [Qs]
      SexyAngeline: bets €12.45
      TimStone: calls €12.45
      *** RIVER *** [7h Ac 5d Qs] [5s]
      SexyAngeline: bets €47.94 and is all-in
      TimStone: calls €47.94
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      SexyAngeline: shows [As Jh] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
      TimStone: shows [5h 5c] (four of a kind, Fives)
      TimStone collected €137.53 from pot
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot €139.68 | Rake €2.15
      Board [7h Ac 5d Qs 5s]
      Seat 1: SexyAngeline (small blind) showed [As Jh] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
      Seat 2: TimStone (big blind) showed [5h 5c] and won (€137.53) with four of a kind, Fives
      Seat 3: TonnaMunz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 4: kaffeeteufel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 5: grizzu1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 6: Tschej (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      05-30-2014 , 10:12 AM
      good chat hehe
      but props for slowrolling angeline
      05-31-2014 , 12:01 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Slugant
      good chat hehe
      but props for slowrolling angeline
      Tough to chat wit 20 tables and space assigned as a hotkey... managed to write oooops afterwards though...
      03-16-2015 , 02:47 PM
      bump



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      03-16-2015 , 03:26 PM
      ^I think the reason the shorties (God rest their soles) often raised to 1bb short of an all-in pre-flop was to counter the intentions of this thread.
      03-19-2015 , 06:22 AM
      Ive been wondering why they all do this for a while now
      03-19-2015 , 09:52 AM
      so you get 2 buttons to call instead of 1. russian studies have shown a ~3.50% decrease in fold rates

            
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