**** Official "Slowroll-a-Shorty" Regs Thread ****

[darkowa]

If timebank is <60sec I like snapcalling more tbh, it's like an ownage bitch slap.

But yeah if you have 90secs or stn in your timebank it's pretty fun.

[Eaglesfan1]

haha very nicee... I somehow knew rivrmeadream would quickly make an appearance in this thread.

[xxyungeloest]

haha nice thread

[vinivici9586]

obv


PokerStars Hand #77912639496: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/03/27 16:36:40 ET
Table 'Alniyat III' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: Markgräfler ($114.15 in chips)
Seat 6: durrr085 ($63.62 in chips)
Seat 7: Todox2pesos ($46.97 in chips)
Seat 8: vinivici9586 ($142.26 in chips)
Seat 9: SanneM80 ($48.76 in chips)
SanneM80: posts small blind $0.50
/7e4kuH: is sitting out
/7e4kuH leaves the table
Markgräfler: posts big blind $1
mysliwiec82: sits out
Nikki_Hefner: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vinivici9586 [Ad As]
durrr085: folds
Todox2pesos: raises $1.52 to $2.52
vinivici9586: raises $3.98 to $6.50
SanneM80: folds
Markgräfler: folds
Todox2pesos: raises $40.47 to $46.97 and is all-in
vinivici9586 said, "uh oh"
vinivici9586 said, "big hand?"
vinivici9586: calls $40.47
*** FLOP *** [3h Jh 5d]
*** TURN *** [3h Jh 5d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [3h Jh 5d Jd] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Todox2pesos: shows [Ks Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
vinivici9586: mucks hand
Todox2pesos collected $92.64 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $95.44 | Rake $2.80
Board [3h Jh 5d Jd 4c]
Seat 2: Markgräfler (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: durrr085 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Todox2pesos showed [Ks Jc] and won ($92.64) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 8: vinivici9586 (button) mucked [Ad As]
Seat 9: SanneM80 (small blind) folded before Flop

[Slugant]

this thread makes me unsure if i should slowroll shorties
doesnt seem to work out well if ur not natis

[SA16]

Originally Posted by Slugant

this thread makes me unsure if i should slowroll shorties
doesnt seem to work out well if ur not natis

FACT

[vinivici9586]

decided to do some next lvl **** and slowroll the weakest hand i have in a spot

PokerStars Hand #78029594662: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/03/29 20:39:44 ET
Table 'Erida II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: vinivici9586 ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: royman0785 ($40 in chips)
Seat 3: catleonet ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: woodatburn ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Alex72SAN ($306.31 in chips)
Seat 6: catchamonkey ($227.55 in chips)
Seat 7: Glushchenko ($44.89 in chips)
Seat 8: AegisusRO ($145.87 in chips)
Seat 9: gerakla ($15 in chips)
royman0785: posts small blind $0.50
catleonet: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vinivici9586 [Ks Jd]
woodatburn: folds
Alex72SAN: folds
woodatburn leaves the table
catchamonkey: folds
Glushchenko: folds
AegisusRO: folds
WynDHamW joins the table at seat #4
WynDHamW leaves the table
gerakla: raises $1.50 to $2.50
AegisusRO leaves the table
Alex72SAN leaves the table
vinivici9586: raises $3.50 to $6
royman0785: folds
catleonet: folds
gerakla: raises $9 to $15 and is all-in
vinivici9586 said, "big hand?"
vinivici9586 said, "dont think i can fold this"
vinivici9586: calls $9
*** FLOP *** [6s 3s Kd]
*** TURN *** [6s 3s Kd] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [6s 3s Kd 6h] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gerakla: shows [Js Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
vinivici9586: shows [Ks Jd] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
vinivici9586 collected $30.08 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $31.50 | Rake $1.42
Board [6s 3s Kd 6h Ad]
Seat 1: vinivici9586 (button) showed [Ks Jd] and won ($30.08) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 2: royman0785 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: catleonet (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: woodatburn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Alex72SAN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: catchamonkey folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Glushchenko folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: AegisusRO folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: gerakla showed [Js Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes

[RivrMeaDream]

redemption city population vinivici

[NatisFinest]

and the slowroll merge has been born...

[downgoesdown]

slowrolled the ****er for 40 seconds but it doesn't show

PokerStars Zoom Hand #78068152441: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2012/03/30 15:01:35 CT [2012/03/30 16:01:35 ET]
Table 'bltable.1229230157.1229537307' 9-max
Seat 1: xsewermonkeyx ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: sawa666 ($47.50 in chips)
Seat 3: downgoesdown ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: xGRMNPSx ($164.44 in chips)
Seat 5: xBlavdesx ($134.87 in chips)
Seat 6: xM4estroCZx ($196.70 in chips)
Seat 7: xkenjaaakx ($108.37 in chips)
Seat 8: xfizzbuzz18x ($116.14 in chips)
Seat 9: xBlackmilkoOx ($136.22 in chips)
sawa666: posts small blind $0.50
downgoesdown: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to downgoesdown [Jc 9d]
xGRMNPSx: folds
xBlavdesx: folds
xM4estroCZx: folds
xkenjaaakx: folds
xfizzbuzz18x: folds
xBlackmilkoOx: folds
xsewermonkeyx: folds
sawa666: raises $2 to $3
downgoesdown: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [7d Tc 3s]
sawa666: bets $3.50
downgoesdown: calls $3.50
*** TURN *** [7d Tc 3s] [8d]
sawa666: bets $7.50
downgoesdown: raises $11.50 to $19
sawa666: raises $22 to $41 and is all-in
downgoesdown said, "not sure i should call"
downgoesdown said, "SCUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
downgoesdown: calls $22
*** RIVER *** [7d Tc 3s 8d] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sawa666: shows [9c 9s] (a pair of Nines)
downgoesdown: shows [Jc 9d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
downgoesdown collected $92.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $95 | Rake $2.80
Board [7d Tc 3s 8d 5c]
Seat 1: xsewermonkeyx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: sawa666 (small blind) showed [9c 9s] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: downgoesdown (big blind) showed [Jc 9d] and won ($92.20) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 4: xGRMNPSx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: xBlavdesx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: xM4estroCZx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: xkenjaaakx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: xfizzbuzz18x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: xBlackmilkoOx folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[kevinb1983]

not that I necessarily care or anything because this thread makes me smile but does it ever occur to you guys these Russian and Spanish short stackers probably have no clue what your typing in the chat box?

somebody with the proper motivation should make a template of sayings to go along with the slowrolls imo.

[bleffo19]

not a shorty but standard russian reg haha

PokerStars Hand #78079707310: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2012/03/31 10:42:01 AEST [2012/03/30 19:42:01 ET]
Table 'Liaoning II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Fabel79 ($61.68 in chips)
Seat 2: ruprup2004 ($65.69 in chips)
Seat 3: sexBabby ($19.25 in chips)
Seat 4: HMJB ($65.60 in chips)
Seat 5: fred5454 ($28.63 in chips)
Seat 6: m1ke_md ($50.50 in chips)
Seat 7: rate8 ($50 in chips)
Seat 8: gazelista ($18.97 in chips)
Seat 9: hero ($50 in chips)
ruprup2004: posts small blind $0.25
sexBabby: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Qc Ac]
HMJB: raises $0.50 to $1
fred5454: folds
m1ke_md: folds
rate8: folds
gazelista: folds
hero: raises $2.75 to $3.75
Fabel79: folds
ruprup2004: folds
sexBabby: folds
HMJB: calls $2.75
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4c 9s]
HMJB: bets $5
hero: calls $5
*** TURN *** [Tc 4c 9s] [5c]
HMJB: bets $7.50
hero: calls $7.50
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4c 9s 5c] [8s]
HMJB: bets $49.35 and is all-in
hero - awwww man
hero - you got the nuts here right?
hero - sigh i'm not good enough to fold here nh
hero: calls $33.75 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($15.60) returned to HMJB
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HMJB: shows [Js Ah] (high card Ace)
hero: shows [Qc Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
hero collected $98.25 from pot

[NatisFinest]

Originally Posted by kevinb1983

not that I necessarily care or anything because this thread makes me smile but does it ever occur to you guys these Russian and Spanish short stackers probably have no clue what your typing in the chat box?

somebody with the proper motivation should make a template of sayings to go along with the slowrolls imo.

Rom do ur thing...

[downgoesdown]

http://translate.google.com/#en|ru|%0A%0A

[CrazyNL]

Post whatever u want and i will translate to spanish later