**** Official "Slowroll-a-Shorty" Regs Thread ****

[GIMMETHECHIPS]

Originally Posted by MeleaB

I think I'm going to use numbered points to respond:

1. You can't post [unoriginal] "funny" sarcastic pics in response to what you class as a "serious" post, and then follow that up with a serious response of your own where you lose complete emotional control to the point that your grammar goes to pot*.

(*See point 3 below.)

2. Your post is irrelevant, unfunny, and stupid. Not a single poster here will think otherwise. This is serious f***ing internet business that goes on in here. Buckle up son, or get the f*** out of this thread.

3. It's f**king "you're" not "your." You're not twelve years old are you? F**k, even if you were, you'd have to be a f***ing stupid kid to have grammar that poor. We take grammar and spelling very seriously in this forum. We even have a dedicated SSFR Skype group to aid those with learning difficulties to ensure the quality of our posts maintain a certain standard. (If you are actually mentally retarded then I apologise. It's often hard to tell between stupid and full-retard.)

4. If there's one thing we hate worse than poor grammar, it's micro-stakes players. We're all big boys here, and I'm talking NL100 MINIMUM; that's some serious f***ing shlt. Basically, we're all f***ing heroes to people like you right now, but that doesn't mean you can't make it one day. You've got big dreams? You want fame? Well, fame costs. And right here is where you start paying... in sweat.

LOL, the classic 'If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead' response. WP, there is even a FB group for it; http://www.facebook.com/CorrectTheirGrammarInstead

also LOL at you being my hero, MeleaB 100nl nit reg for life, yeah can't wait to be you one day brudda, see you up there one day!

LOL jk gtfo

[MeleaB]

Originally Posted by GIMMETHECHIPS

LOL, the classic 'If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead' response. WP, there is even a FB group for it; http://www.facebook.com/CorrectTheirGrammarInstead

also LOL at you being my hero, MeleaB 100nl nit reg for life, yeah can't wait to be you one day brudda, see you up there one day!

LOL jk gtfo

Is there also a FB group for people too stupid to understand sarcasm?

[Otty_Botty]

You seem like a nice guy

[MeleaB]

You're both in luck:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-love...m/217696897910

[GIMMETHECHIPS]

Originally Posted by MeleaB

Is there also a FB group for people too stupid to understand sarcasm?

Says the guy who can't work out whether I'm levelling ITT (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/96...l#post34030499)

[MeleaB]

Originally Posted by GIMMETHECHIPS

Says the guy who can't work out whether I'm levelling ITT (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/96...l#post34030499)

To be fair, it's not easy to determine when stupid people are leveling. It's like someone with Downs Syndrome impersonating a spastic and then expecting you to realise that they're acting.

[ishipkq]

i never thought i'd say this. but meleab is 100% right here.

[bleffo19]

so why did you slowroll a fish and then berate him?

gimmethechips for new scumreg.

[RivrMeaDream]

HolyRain777: posts small blind $1
jaaaw: posts big blind $2
Dvl1978: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RivrMeADream [6h 6d]
Vladislav959: folds
DirtyGarik: folds
MrAleks1981: calls $2
El Greco XIX: folds
FFFlushRoyal: raises $6 to $8
RivrMeADream: calls $8
HolyRain777: folds
jaaaw: folds
MrAleks1981: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [Js 2d 6s]
MrAleks1981: checks
FFFlushRoyal: bets $17
RivrMeADream: calls $17
MrAleks1981: folds
*** TURN *** [Js 2d 6s] [6c]
FFFlushRoyal: checks
RivrMeADream: bets $36
FFFlushRoyal: raises $93.20 to $129.20 and is all-in
RivrMeADream said, "from russia with love?"
RivrMeADream said, "what u got"
RivrMeADream said, "I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO"
RivrMeADream said, "FOR MOTHER RUSSIAAAAAAAA"
RivrMeADream: calls $93.20
*** RIVER *** [Js 2d 6s 6c] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FFFlushRoyal: shows [Kd Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
RivrMeADream: shows [6h 6d] (four of a kind, Sixes)
RivrMeADream collected $316.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $319.40 | Rake $2.80
Board [Js 2d 6s 6c 9h]
Seat 2: FFFlushRoyal showed [Kd Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 3: RivrMeADream (button) showed [6h 6d] and won ($316.60) with four of a kind, Sixes

[Slugant]

in soviet russia...

[Mexican_Natis]

Seat 1: card_fein ($87.69 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr. V.Nix ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: ishipKQ ($132.95 in chips)
Seat 5: BOAYARSKIY ($40 in chips)
Seat 6: Grunher ($38.21 in chips)
Seat 7: skterry ($157.87 in chips)
Seat 8: natisfinest ($117.07 in chips)
Seat 9: zkr1985 ($45.50 in chips)
card_fein: posts small blind $0.50
Mr. V.Nix: posts big blind $1
MMsasho: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to natisfinest [6c 6d]
ishipKQ: folds
BOAYARSKIY: raises $2 to $3
Grunher: folds
skterry: folds
natisfinest: calls $3
zkr1985: folds
card_fein: folds
Mr. V.Nix: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Js 6s]
BOAYARSKIY: bets $4
natisfinest: calls $4
*** TURN *** [6h Js 6s] [3h]
BOAYARSKIY: bets $9.50
natisfinest: calls $9.50
*** RIVER *** [6h Js 6s 3h] [8c]
BOAYARSKIY: bets $17
natisfinest said, "From RivrMeADream with Love"
natisfinest: raises $38 to $55
BOAYARSKIY: calls $6.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($31.50) returned to natisfinest
*** SHOW DOWN ***
natisfinest: shows [6c 6d] (four of a kind, Sixes)
BOAYARSKIY: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
natisfinest collected $78.70 from pot

[RivrMeaDream]

<3 natis

[bleffo19]

thread needs revival

okerStars Zoom Hand #87135646420: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2012/10/04 22:03:33 AEST [2012/10/04 8:03:33 ET]
Table 'Arp' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SumPosad ($25.59 in chips)
Seat 2: hero ($66.03 in chips)
Seat 3: Cryddan ($65.01 in chips)
Seat 4: bakkerflush ($69.94 in chips)
Seat 5: Miiiiga$ ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Nikulin S. ($54.61 in chips)
Seat 7: ergyagyilkos ($76.14 in chips)
Seat 8: icepaw1225 ($116.33 in chips)
Seat 9: Papopolos ($49.25 in chips)
hero: posts small blind $0.25
Cryddan: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Ac As]
bakkerflush: folds
Miiiiga$: folds
Nikulin S.: folds
ergyagyilkos: folds
icepaw1225: folds
Papopolos: folds
SumPosad: raises $0.75 to $1.25
hero: raises $3 to $4.25
Cryddan: folds
SumPosad: raises $21.34 to $25.59 and is all-in
hero said, "oh comon play nice"
hero said, "otherwise no vodka for you"
hero said, "aww what the hey - i can't fold"
hero said, "FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
hero: calls $21.34
*** FLOP *** [2s 2d 5d]
*** TURN *** [2s 2d 5d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [2s 2d 5d 3h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hero: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
SumPosad: shows [Jh Ad] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
hero collected $49.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51.68 | Rake $2.33
Board [2s 2d 5d 3h Jd]
Seat 1: SumPosad (button) showed [Jh Ad] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Deuces
Seat 2: hero (small blind) showed [Ac As] and won ($49.35) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 3: Cryddan (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: bakkerflush folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Miiiiga$ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Nikulin S. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ergyagyilkos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: icepaw1225 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Papopolos folded before Flop (didn't bet)

almost got reverse-nit rolled by board runout too

[Mexican_Natis]

lil revival for u bleffo...

Dealt to natisfinest [As Ah]
Saska2141: folds
Rakeback24/7: folds
rvb80: folds
m3nix: folds
demeron: folds
looyoou: raises $2 to $3
natisfinest: raises $8 to $11
DarKTeodoR: raises $43.97 to $54.97 and is all-in
looyoou: folds
natisfinest said, "word to ur mothaaaaaaaaaaa"
natisfinest said, "/sister"
natisfinest: calls $43.97
*** FLOP *** [7c 3d Jc]
*** TURN *** [7c 3d Jc] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [7c 3d Jc 4h] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
natisfinest: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
DarKTeodoR: mucks hand
natisfinest collected $110.14 from pot

[ishipkq]

every time i try to slowroll a shorty, i lose to his 2 outers. fml