**** Official "Slowroll-a-Shorty" Regs Thread ****

[NatisFinest]

Boom...

Originally Posted by NatisFinest

Dealt to Hero J A

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $5, SB raises to $14, fold, Hero calls $9

FLOP ($30) 2 4 8
tarxxiko13: bets $21.48
natisfinest: calls $21.48
*** TURN *** [2h 4h 8h] [9c]
taxxriko13: bets $67.48 and is all-in
natisfinest said, "what u got shorty"
natisfinest said, "talk to me"
MrSparkle64 joins the table at seat #6
King_ZéManel joins the table at seat #7
natisfinest said, "habla espanol?"
natisfinest said, "tengo una el nuts"
natisfinest: calls $67.48
*** RIVER *** [2h 4h 8h 9c] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
txxariko13: shows [Ad 8d] (a pair of Eights)
natisfinest: shows [Jh Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
natisfinest collected $205.12 from pot

tariko13 said, "siempre"
natisfinest said, "wipe me down"
natisfinest said, "te gusta?"
tariko13 said, "no mucho.."

Originally Posted by BenaBadBeat

lol, great hand nat, i think someone should make a ''slow roll the russians '& every race' shorties thread'' where people can post their best slow rolls....

I set the bar pretty high but gogogogo....


Obv threadsaver...

Spoiler:

[Ricepaw1226]

primero

[SA16]

Oh I tried this a few days ago vs the tremendous shorty davixcink
timebank/tanked pre to like 3 seconds

Merge, $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12277102

UTG: $812.27 (135.4 bb)
Hero (MP): $646.30 (107.7 bb)
CO: $156.75 (26.1 bb)
BTN: $216.25 (36 bb)
SB: $267 (44.5 bb)
BB: $1,257.94 (209.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A A
UTG folds, Hero raises to $18, CO raises to $156.75 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero waits a long time. Hero calls $138.75

Flop: ($322.50) 8 K 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($322.50) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($322.50) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $322.50 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 8 K 9 4 T
Hero showed A A and lost (-$156.75 net)
CO showed 9 9 and won $319.50 ($162.75 net)

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[bereziNLX3]

^ the only problem with hands like that is that you feel kinda silly when you actually lose the hand haha.

[brutti]

Would be smart to have Google Translate ready so you can trash talk SSSers from either Russia, Germany or the Spanish' blooded aggro ppl.

[Eaglesfan1]

Yessss I got my first one in today... time banked all the way down before calling with 2 seconds left.

PokerStars Hand #77653103860: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/03/22 21:32:09 ET
Table 'Terpsichore V' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Khopkhoen! ($102.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Sandalphon10 ($89.85 in chips)
Seat 5: nikkicheese ($103.82 in chips)
Seat 7: sumdumgye ($99.18 in chips)
Seat 8: TheCastinOut ($43.17 in chips)
Seat 9: eaglesfaan1 ($129.79 in chips)
Sandalphon10: posts small blind $0.50
nikkicheese: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eaglesfaan1 [Jh Jc]
sumdumgye: folds
TheCastinOut: raises $1.50 to $2.50
eaglesfaan1: calls $2.50
Khopkhoen!: folds
Sandalphon10: folds
nikkicheese: folds
*** FLOP *** [8s 2h Js]
TheCastinOut: bets $4
eaglesfaan1: raises $5.80 to $9.80
TheCastinOut: raises $30.87 to $40.67 and is all-in
eaglesfaan1 said, "ugh"
TheCastinOut said, "^^"
eaglesfaan1 said, "god damn germans"
eaglesfaan1 said, "what do you have"
TheCastinOut said, ""
eaglesfaan1 said, "germans get it in light?"
TheCastinOut said, "dunno, russians do"
eaglesfaan1 said, "ok"
eaglesfaan1 said, "i guess i cawl"
eaglesfaan1 said, "i bet im no goooiot"
eaglesfaan1: calls $30.87
*** TURN *** [8s 2h Js] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [8s 2h Js 5c] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheCastinOut: shows [2d 2c] (three of a kind, Deuces)
eaglesfaan1: shows [Jh Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
eaglesfaan1 collected $85.04 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $87.84 | Rake $2.80
Board [8s 2h Js 5c Ah]
Seat 1: Khopkhoen! (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Sandalphon10 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: nikkicheese (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: sumdumgye folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TheCastinOut showed [2d 2c] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 9: eaglesfaan1 showed [Jh Jc] and won ($85.04) with three of a kind, Jacks

TheCastinOut said, "aah, tough call"
nikkicheese said, "haha what a clown slowroll"

He left the next hand, mission accomplished.

[SmbSmbSmb]

amazing.

[Mayox]

thread has such potential

[jrockhaf]

I want to move in the Mexico slowroll house, love it boys keep em coming

[omnishakira]

We should all do this

[thejuggernaut]

Tanking and folding sometimes for balance is worthwhile too. Especially once they've come to expect the nuts every time.

[pontylad]

Tbh i think we should champion the cause of slow rolling shortstacks by at least ensuring we have the burning flag of our country of choice. I'm doing my part... are you? (image of rapey man pointing finger at you!)

[Zenzor]

i slow rolled a short stack with a royal flush, felt orly good.

[The Muffin Man]

I might have to load up some non ante tables just for this.

[d_smith77]

Originally Posted by jrockhaf

I want to move in the Mexico slowroll house, love it boys keep em coming

this. lets goooo