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*** Official Pokie Containment Thread *** *** Official Pokie Containment Thread ***

05-25-2013 , 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pontylad
Can we have a pokie containment thread? Where he can post whatever he likes in, since am fed up of opening every thread and seeing his bull**** quoted again and again as he draws people in to argue with him. He contributes absolutely nothing to the small stakes forum bar irritation for 90% of posters.

so fine, if you want to let him carry on posting here, can you force it to be in a thread that I don't have to open. It's posters like him that are making me seriously consider just giving up on 2+2. And i can tell people for a start now, i contribute a lot more to this site than he ****ing does.

so irritating!
Per Ponty's suggestion, this thread has been created so that Pokie can post all of his thoughts, advice, strategy, conspiracy theories, and anything else together in one easy to ignore access place.

In order to facilitate this process, forums posters are encouraged to follow these two simple rules within the SSFR forum:


1. Anytime a post by Pokie (hereafter known as a "Pokiepost") appears outside of this thread, but still within the confounds of the SSFR forum, (AKA a "Rogue Pokiepost") the first fellow poster to spot this must warn others by posting the following image in said thread:



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2. Anyone wishing to reply to a rogue Pokiepost must simply post the image below to indicate that their response can be found within this thread.

05-25-2013 , 05:01 AM
first. after i hit "submit reply," i plan to immediately unsubscribe from this thread.
05-25-2013 , 05:22 AM
i approve of this thread
05-25-2013 , 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jah Onion
i approve of this thread
+the entire forum
05-25-2013 , 11:35 AM
I love this thread! :-D
05-25-2013 , 11:35 AM
great. use it
05-25-2013 , 05:32 PM
lolllllllll
05-25-2013 , 05:53 PM
I played this hand last night, thoughts?

Should I have bet the flop? Should I have told the truth about my hand or should I have lied?

PokerStars Hand #99068172969: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2013/05/24 22:14:21 ET
Table 'Jacchia IV' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Pokie ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: TonnaMunz ($103 in chips)
Seat 4: Reg 1 ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: Reg 2 ($81.78 in chips)
Seat 7: Reg 3 ($105.93 in chips)
Seat 8: Reg 4 ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: Reg 5 ($81.50 in chips)
TonnaMunz: posts small blind $0.50
Reg 1: posts big blind $1
neman557: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pokie [5s Kd]
Reg 2: folds
Reg 3: folds
Reg 4: folds
Reg 5: folds
Pokie: raises $1.25 to $2.25
Pokie said, "ok, I'm stealing this time, I have at least one king in my hand"
TonnaMunz said, "wow"
TonnaMunz said, "ok"
TonnaMunz: calls $1.75
Reg 1: folds
*** FLOP *** [As 8h 7c]
TonnaMunz said, "lets play"
TonnaMunz: checks
Pokie said, "are you sure you want to be playing poker with me?"
TonnaMunz said, "yes"
TonnaMunz said, "gl"
Pokie said, "I think you have the ace"
Pokie: checks
*** TURN *** [As 8h 7c] [Kc]
TonnaMunz said, "wow K!"
TonnaMunz: checks
Pokie said, "ah, now I have the king"
Pokie said, "I have to bet right?"
TonnaMunz said, "yep"
Pokie: bets $3
TonnaMunz said, "ill cawl it"
TonnaMunz: calls $3
*** RIVER *** [As 8h 7c Kc] [8c]
TonnaMunz: checks
Pokie said, "I really think you have me, if I bet you will fold everything I beat, and won't fold better, I check"
Pokie: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TonnaMunz: shows [8d 6d] (three of a kind, Eights)
Pokie: mucks hand
TonnaMunz collected $10.98 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.50 | Rake $0.52
Board [As 8h 7c Kc 8c]
Seat 1: Pokie (button) mucked [5s Kd]
Seat 3: TonnaMunz (small blind) showed [8d 6d] and won ($10.98) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: Reg 1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Reg 2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Reg 3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Reg 4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Reg 5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
TonnaMunz said, ''telling the truth, I like it! :-D''
05-25-2013 , 07:03 PM
This message is hidden because Pokie is on your ignore list.

Last edited by pitapita; 05-25-2013 at 07:04 PM. Reason: jk i dont have you ignored, nh tonna
05-25-2013 , 07:30 PM
En taro adun, Pokie.
05-27-2013 , 07:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokie
TonnaMunz said, ''telling the truth, I like it! :-D''
lolol haha nh again sir, i like your paraphrasing, iirc i sed something like "honesty, the best policy "

Spoiler:
05-27-2013 , 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TonnaMunz
lolol haha nh again sir, i like your paraphrasing, iirc i sed something like "honesty, the best policy "

Spoiler:
Yeah, when you're honest it means that you can put in money on every street that you're ahead and check every street that you're not, and your opponent will oblige by making mistakes because they assume every poker player is a liar until proven otherwise. :-)
06-03-2013 , 02:12 AM
i will not let this thread die
06-23-2013 , 01:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zenzor
i will not let this thread die
Haha, fair enough. :-D
06-24-2013 , 04:28 PM
This message is hidden because Pokie is on your ignore list.
06-25-2013 , 04:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayox
This message is hidden because Pokie is on your ignore list.
Do we know each other?
06-28-2013 , 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokie
Do we know each other?
No, and you never will.
06-29-2013 , 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Teppec
No, and you never will.
Do you know me?
06-29-2013 , 12:08 PM
No, and you never will.
06-29-2013 , 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slugant
No, and you never will.
I like those shades you're wearing, very cool.
06-29-2013 , 02:19 PM
Hisssss
07-09-2013 , 06:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SA16
Hisssss
You sound like a snake.
07-23-2013 , 07:56 AM
Contain me.
07-24-2013 , 04:48 AM
I think I'm going to start playing a 40bb strategy but with a 100bb buy-in so that I can win more. :-)

Best of both worlds, Pokie's a genius! :-D
07-24-2013 , 05:13 AM
is A.wice your roommate/friend/brother/father?

      
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