39k hands in one week! I dream of being able to do that.

yeah i know tldr last time i will respond so long to this kind of kiddie bs where i did nothing wrong. its useless to defend myself against u.

@ponty
u seem to be a good mod for harassing people on 2p2 and even on stars, for no reason.

please tell more lies!

1. u sat down and started to berating me with bs about someone else, when i did nothing wrong! I never! told u how cool/awesome i am or whatever, because I didnt even had time to respond properly with all my tables coming up and playing at this time (was hard enought to even respond), thats why I also never said, that u would leave me, which u wouldnt do. i know, becasue u have less tables than me and can concentrate on playing hu or 3 handed.
Maybe u even study some specific players to play hu against them. sorry i dont have time for this, i'm mostly sitting on the tables to get into 6m-fr games. I also never said I will play anyone anytime hu (i'm not a hu player and i dont want to get into it, esp now ) and not with trillions of tables open, but why i'm not allowed to get to max, if I dont break any rules?
3rd lie is that what u say... I told u that i would play u at this moment.. there was no reason for it and I was about to close the table, thats why i saw ur stupid rant. I had to close all of my tables immediately because I got so many tables, that i couldnt seat anymore. but ok this u don't seem to know, because u never reach the limit i guess, while u try to hustle people into hu play.
THEN I closed the table, because I had to otherwise I couldnt take the other seat and i even wrote u that i will leave now, because of this. how is that bad?
In fact i was the polite one to even write u after this rant and explaining u that i will give u this table, because of too many tables now, while i was close to timing out on some.

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2. how am i delusional, when i told u, that u can't remember that we played hu even one hand, but in fact we did.
so who is lying and delusional? I couldnt remember how many hands as i don't care as well.
Besides how would u call someone, who is joining one guy at a table and berating him directly without him saying something or doing anything wrong? U seem to be a nice guy. it was very polite from u! thx for the nice conversation, i really appreciated it
thx for posting the picture. besides we also played 3handed sometimes, not often i have to admit, because usually its not running often and long. but its not my mistake all of the time!

FUNNY SIDE NOTE: one reason for playing u only short hu was btw, that u were once sitting to my direct right, so u blocked jesus seat for me! are u really expecting me to play hu against u, while u give me less chance to get a good seat? who is delusional now? or u want table dance?

besides we played even buttons, so i dont get why u are crying?

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3. i don't even know why i explain u this now, but ok.... when i start my session or i feel i'm losing too many tables and/or i'm not getting enough, i opensit as all of u guys are doing without script and I opensit + also take 2nd seat sometimes, because many arent playing me anyway. i tried it. so i'm just doing what everybody else does.
it's not a bad behaviour and within the stars rules. I also leave as fast as possible when I see someone else starting hu 3handed and so on. sometimees its not so easy to see that i get joined, because I stack all waiting tables. thats why i couldnt see whats going on, if u really joined me as u say 2 minutees before, which i might be true, but i doubt it, that it was 2 minutes. but how does this matter anyway?
then this was at the start of my session, where i was opening a lot of tables in a row, i guess. but whats wrong with this? exactly nothing. besides it's even good to see 2 players waiting at one table, becasue the chance will be higher that this table gets action imo.

4. it's not my fault that its maybe harder for u to get tables, but its ur decision where u live and play. so dont start to harass or complain about people not breaking the rules and doing nothing wrong. actually i do what u do, with playing a lil bit less hu. but who is playing hu for long nowadays, without knowing each other and maybe shipping back everything.

5. maybe u should think more about ur behaviour, not about others. but maybe this i too much dad style to tell u.
otherwise i will block ur chat on stars, because its annoying

PS: I think I'm fine with wolly atm. He is sitting me, I'm sitting him, but we arent playing hu. But I did play 3handed with him already without any complains.

Good ol welcome back heater to tarp u in





Tl;dr

Kinda beyond me though why ponty would ever defend a complete lowlife like whooollllllyyy but each to their own i guess

wow hey hi! wpwp

funny comment coming from you

nice save there son

it takes heart and humility to regrind after taking a beating - much respect and vwp

That's quite the climb down over what you were saying yesterday.

Anyway whatever, gl at the tables, will just leave it there.

Mannimäker used to grim me, then sit me on another table. I would sit out, he would then type in chat that I shouldn't sit if im not willing to play hu. lol greasy little rat

ok, no prob, but this was actually the truth. gl!


@ jrock

cool story bro!



maybe next time u should stick to the truth. if u dont believe me ask stars!

and yeah i'm really known as the grimmer no1. thats why i played a lot more bb then buttons! but do i ever complain about it?

besides mister tablestart jrock (that sounds funny)
i dont know what u are talking about, when i joined stars again, i tried out to play hu sometimes in order to start tables in times when nothing was going on and when i needed tables and also to find out, who would be up for it, but close to nodody was really playing me. all were only camping, which i then found out is allowed hu. so i decided to get a script after... so I didnt have the need to start tables anymore. thats why it can't be that often like u pretend and when i didnt play u, u were also sitting in front of me.

anyway ur days seem to be over, so cu bye bye

Needs more trash talk and less frantic "I xxxx xxxx xxxx" statements like anyone cares

you mean less of "I run worse than anyone ever in the history of online poker, ever" type of statements

a lot of trash for past few pages here boys.
I like it.

I never played with you or interacted with you as far as I can remember, so not sure what your boner is for me. That said, enjoy your failing industry. Next year when you are looking for a job as a construction worker or possibly as an assistant manager for some fast food chain, I will be making more money per year than you ever did at poker for literally counting money.

Good luck bud.

you seem like a swell guy

blah blah arrogant comment about blue-collar workers that actually make good $/fast-food chain employees blah blah i still post in the stars threads despite not playing on the site for half-a-decade rumple rumple rumple

yea if you run bad at least stick with it while getting worse and miserable each day.. thats how i roll

mayo on the tv table
lets see if he can repeat that PCA bustout gif again?!

http://www.pokerstars.tv/en/tv/live/

/r/ PCA bustout gif

link to gif?

Man bun on man bun action

haha and same table as scotty boy

Think he showed Ax bluff, not sure

I dare you to insult one of teh greatest of all time and one of teh nicest canadians i know like that !!!11

If poker fails whooollllly oreddi has major coke operation in medellin in place as plan B. HE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE STEP AHEAD OF U!!!

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