d smith please coach me

Jokes itt

d smith = cb4mvp?
if yessss wtf mon havent played hu with u in ages

nneed mores tables stearters at 200 im tired of all these ****ing leaches and hu reg i play 2 hours whiles 20+ tabling and scrub sit out when fukk tabkblesand no one join **** you taalll ids got no pride in what they do these days no wonder world goes to ****

ponder = angry fatdan?

Angry drunk fatdan

Lol, love ponders posts. Ponty

**** mtoher ****er god amn man, poker ftw

lol nice

i agree tho its bs

me + ryan mack + ponder= *** yes

The new trend in poker is to have a stable of coaches

ROM=PTRberatingcoach
Vinivici=strategystrategycoach
Mayothedon=spewcoach
Dsmith=scaryPTRpicturecoach
Gutter23=foldAKto3betnitcoach
Joeingram1=propbet/PLO/lifecoach
Timstone=BumhuntingSTDcoach
Natisfinest=chattingwhile24tablingcoach
Ponder/ryanmack/tyjohnrambo=angrydrunkchallengeyoutoreallifefightc oach

We are a package deal, please PM for rates.

gutter=twoplustwofunnypostscoach

What's so hard about chatting while 24tabling?

He crushes both the games and the conversations

Haha, I played 40bb for 1,5 months, one year ago.

And it will haunt you forever

unfortunately that's actually true.

fwiw: even after rb i lost money playing 40b. so you guys shoud be happy.

gutter please coach todd, i think hes going insane

Must be tough on him losing 5 buy-in's in one day :P

im a happy live pro now almost every1 i play with likes me

times have changed

Lay in bed for 1.5 hours after waking up today because i cbf with 200. Literally thought "whats the point in being alive today?".

Stars 200NL = FUN

an oldie, but goodie

So i sat down at a 2/5 game with $500. I was lucky enough to be seated on the button, my how poker gods were looking out for me. UTG folded, a rarity in live poker as he was not even certain what he was going for. The next 8 players limped in. Yes, there were 12 players at this table, such is common in a live game. When it got to me, I immediately put on my sunglasses so that the players would not be able to get a read on my holdings. I proceeded to ask UTG for a count. I understand that this may be looked down upon, as he was the only person that had already folded his hand, but I felt that this was an important piece of information that needed to be accounted for in this situation. I knew vini would know UTG's folded stack, hence I had to know myself. I proceeded to order a crown and coke, easy on the coke. I waited until the drink was delivered to act. A couple of pro poker players stood behind me snickering. I tried not to let them get me out of my groove as they were likely just internet whiz kids who clicked buttons all day and pounded brooskis while prop betting on who could stay at rhinos the longest.

My drink was delivered. I asked the dealer to count the chips in his tray. In my experiences this is highly important information to know. I asked UTG for another exact count. It appeared he had a dirty stack and had mislead me with his first answer 5 minutes ago. I pretended to look at my cards again. The other 11 players were all looking fearful, or maybe they just wanted to take my precious jew gold. One player called the clock, I asked him for a count of his stack in return. When he was done I asked UTG for a count once more. I stared down the blinds to see if they looked interested. They had gone to the bathroom minutes ago. I asked UTG for a count once more, then pretended to look at my cards for a 3rd time. At this point I was fairly certain I had a monster, so I jammed it all in there.

The blinds folded. UTG had already folded so luckily I was able to avoid him. The rest of the table took their time mulling over the obviously difficult decision. I mean, a young kid since down with 500USD and goes all in the first hand. He must have the American Airlines. A player from middle position makes the call, the rest of the table folds. He tables Td 4d and I proudly flip up the As 8h. Unfortunately, the board runs out TTxxx and I lose the $48 he had to start the hand. I tip the dealer $52 to leave myself with an even $400.

I then get up from the poker table, and walk upstairs to our table at the club. The club is fun, their are lots of playboy bunnies walking around giving us drinks. Eventually we leave after I strike out with a 40ish year old who is apparently married, but wants a piece of me.

We head out to another bar. I light $100 on fire. The night comes to a blurry close.

cbf?

awesome