***The Official 2012 Merge Regulars Thread*** - Page 95 - Small Stakes Full Ring Games

several times. she apologized, promised to work towards remedying the situation, and then didn't. i gave her the ultimatum of get your license by x date or we are through twice and the date lapsed both times. i even offered to loan her the money to buy a car when she got her license. i suspect she has some big fear of driving that she won't own up to but whatever

02-13-2012 , 11:27 PM

#2352

DiscoBisco

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i can't believe this is what actually broke you two up.

02-13-2012 , 11:29 PM

#2353

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE

il be honest - every post ive made is a troll and ive never even met a woman before. how do you think your relationship would've progressed if she got her license. seems like the symptom not the problem.

02-13-2012 , 11:32 PM

#2354

MATEUSZEK

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE

I really wanted you to say "it was ME who was amazing"

HAHA I was thinking the same thing.

02-13-2012 , 11:51 PM

#2355

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

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I've been completely single since 2008.

99 problems but a bitch ain't one

02-13-2012 , 11:56 PM

#2356

RAW_FORCE

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

obviously it wasn't the entire reason for the breakup. she's primarily concerned with marriage, kids, and a 4bed 2.5bath suburban dream while im fina roll up a stake and move to vegas.

02-14-2012 , 12:03 AM

#2357

Jah Onion

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

this

02-14-2012 , 12:31 AM

#2358

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

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i cant wait to graduate and move to vegas

02-14-2012 , 12:32 AM

#2359

waffe23

old hand

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maybe a single flower would have been ok but the puppy shaped bouquet was like the nuclear bomb of flowers

02-14-2012 , 12:48 AM

#2360

UCDLaCrosse

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Have had sex with 3 females. The other two sucked. This one is amazing I promise yoy

02-14-2012 , 12:52 AM

#2361

thanksb

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

i cant wait to graduate and move to Costa Rica

fyp for me

02-14-2012 , 12:57 AM

#2362

kevinb1983

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For realz playa??? Jesus Christ man, you need to get out there and "sow your royal oats" as they say!

I guess I'm just sayin when your sample size is sooo small how can you be sure about anything? Kinda like trying to get a meaningful win rate from 15k hands!

Edit: how old r u Julien?

Edit Edit: for those not aware there's actually a tight little sweat going on tonight in the legislation forum. some relatively respectable people with connections are hearing some pretty positive grumblings!!!!!!

02-14-2012 , 01:09 AM

#2363

newschool2

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Last edited by newschool2; 02-14-2012 at 01:14 AM. Reason: too soon

02-14-2012 , 01:25 AM

#2364

thanksb

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Must watch if you enjoy loling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=8PAtFsJY5q0

02-14-2012 , 01:41 AM

#2365

RAW_FORCE

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that was truly fantastic

02-14-2012 , 01:54 AM

#2366

SA16

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i have no idea what i just watched

02-14-2012 , 01:56 AM

#2367

newschool2

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hahah

02-14-2012 , 02:11 AM

#2368

MaliceUW

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the Joe Rogan story is great, saw it a while ago

thread was a trainwreck til then, 2p2'ers helping each other with relationship advice...

only 1 way to a woman's heart:

Spoiler:

02-14-2012 , 02:46 AM

#2369

vinivici9586

Breakfast?

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biggest reason i dont like flower move is b/c it's bad from a metagame perspective. ppl join these dating sites to meet people and get their dick wet. they're not looking for flowers. they're looking for someone to go on a few dates and mess around with, and then maybe something develops, but 4/5 not.

02-14-2012 , 02:55 AM

#2370

La Ultima Cerveca

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Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

well, things were going pretty good until i sent the flowers, since then she's only seen me once, and basically been ignoring a lot of my calls/texts

oh noes , im gone for a few days and this is what happens

i told you flowers are the worst bro. dont call her too often now you might still have a chance if you dont push.

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

i can't believe this is what actually broke you two up.

+1 wtf

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE

obviously it wasn't the entire reason for the breakup. she's primarily concerned with marriage, kids, and a 4bed 2.5bath suburban dream while im fina roll up a stake and move to vegas.

this sounds more like it. can finalyl get a younger gf now ryan. gl

02-14-2012 , 03:05 AM

#2371

MaliceUW

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02-14-2012 , 06:37 AM

#2372

Schwatt

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Not to derail the woman discussion, but Reid's poker bill has some serious momentum now. Multiple sources are saying that it may be attached to a bill in the next few weeks. Now this sort of optimism has happened before, but there are some huge pessimists (Karak et al) who are confident and have inside sources saying its probably gonna happen.

Please guys, get in the Leg forum and hit up Congresscritters on twitter and facebook

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/57...ogogo-1037109/

It literally takes 1 minute, all the tweets are prefilled.

02-14-2012 , 06:49 AM

#2373

MaliceUW

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Quote:

Originally Posted by raradevils

Mine are W$WSF - 43 & W$SD% - 49 mostly 6 max ......but I'm running bad over 30k hands I'm -14 BI below EV .. sooner or later I have to hit that run good thing (skalanski bucs are way over due)

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Goldseraph_

soul crushing fact of the day - MaliceUW (FR alpha male of the year '10, '11 and 40k month printer) just claimed to have had a 300k hand BE stretch.

30k stretches are just so insignificant

Quote:

Originally Posted by raradevils

Thanks for the pat on the back "coach"...insperational

i know 30k is such a small sample size.....but i'm working on that right now.....

I had a fun 52 bi under EV in June during that be stretch last year

still made money in June

02-14-2012 , 06:53 AM

#2374

NCSU07

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I dunno how many times I have to say this...but ONE ***** FLOWER. The flower bomb would have been great for valentines day, but obv its too late for that.

02-14-2012 , 07:27 AM

#2375

NCSU07

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And +1 to raw dumping his girl. That situation seems like a nightmare of you being her b1tch forever in a boring suburban life. You wanna get money/fk b1tches, not get money drive your b1tch around.

Also just got a book recommendation from a friend on how to maintain dominance in a relationship and good stuff on life as well. http://www.amazon.com/Way-Superior-M.../dp/1889762105

Read the first 60 or so pages and its already made me realize alot of past leaks with wimminz.

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