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Marvin,

She was really into being slapped and raped. Also, she cheated on me with her coworker who shes still with today. She blew him on my birthday, then lied about it, then had sex with me.

/thankful I used condoms the whole time

-Julien

02-03-2012 , 09:17 PM

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zachvac

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She was into being raped? What?

02-03-2012 , 09:18 PM

#1729

King Spew

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Beats and brags <<<----------- that away.....

02-03-2012 , 09:20 PM

#1730

La Ultima Cerveca

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Quote:

Originally Posted by UCDLaCrosse

wow, I mean thats pretty cool in one way since you probably had fun times w her so its a bit of a brag imo.

you coudl now totally own her by blewing her coworker shes still together with and then having sex w her BUT WITHOUT A CONDOM

02-03-2012 , 09:22 PM

#1731

La Ultima Cerveca

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wtf am i even doing in teh merge regs thread btw.

im not even a merge reg this is all because of disco!

02-03-2012 , 09:29 PM

#1732

H0NEY BADGER

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Quote:

Originally Posted by UCDLaCrosse

hope you used mouth condoms too...

02-03-2012 , 09:36 PM

#1733

La Ultima Cerveca

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Josh,

your comment cracked me up.

Marvin

02-03-2012 , 09:38 PM

#1734

La Ultima Cerveca

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

She was into being raped? What?

Zachvac,

a lot more girls than one woudl think do at least have soem weird rape fantasies at one point or another.

Marvin

02-03-2012 , 09:42 PM

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zachvac

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Marvin,

I don't believe we've been introduced, but I'm Zach. Hi, nice to meet you Marvin!

Zach

02-03-2012 , 09:46 PM

#1736

H0NEY BADGER

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Quote:

Originally Posted by La Ultima Cerveca

Zachvac,

a lot more girls than one woudl think do at least have soem weird rape fantasies at one point or another.

Marvin

Marvin,

i would ask you elaborate on this but i think just reading your response would be enough to get me convicted of pedophilia in my state

sincerely,
Josh

02-03-2012 , 09:46 PM

#1737

La Ultima Cerveca

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Hi Zach,

im very glad to meet you, Im realyl likign teh atmosphere in this thread more since we started adressing everyone with hsi real name!

Marvin

02-03-2012 , 09:51 PM

#1738

La Ultima Cerveca

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Quote:

Originally Posted by H0NEY BADGER

Marvin,

i would ask you elaborate on this but i think just reading your response would be enough to get me convicted of pedophilia in my state

sincerely,
Josh

Josh,

your post makes me feel realyl glad that im living in a place where I can stick my penis into 16yos ( god bless them) without going to jail.

Idk how you woudl want me to elaborate on what i said above. from my personal experience a lot of girls liek to be treated a bit rough while having sex and theres quite a significant % even that did have some rape fantasies at some point in their lifes.

Marvin

02-03-2012 , 09:52 PM

#1739

HundredsOfStuff

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

She was into being raped? What?

It's the most common female sexual fantasy.

02-03-2012 , 09:55 PM

#1740

zachvac

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lol facebook ads:

02-03-2012 , 10:08 PM

#1741

RAW_FORCE

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lesmurphy?

02-03-2012 , 10:09 PM

#1742

UCDLaCrosse

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brogrammer lololol

02-03-2012 , 10:24 PM

#1743

UCDLaCrosse

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4JP...eature=related

02-03-2012 , 10:44 PM

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SABR42

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What's with the everyone addressing each other by first name thing?

Seen it on other forums too. Did I miss something?

02-03-2012 , 11:50 PM

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kevinb1983

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Just thought some of you guys would be interested in knowing most public health clinics will provide you with a free yearly STD test and a BIG ol bag of rubbers.

02-03-2012 , 11:55 PM

#1746

hurt

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Originally Posted by UCDLaCrosse

crazy bitch

02-04-2012 , 12:29 AM

#1747

King Spew

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kevinb1983

Just thought some of you guys would be interested in knowing most public health clinics will provide you with a free yearly STD test and a BIG ol bag of rubbers.

Only within 300 miles of Tally. Black Ops. We pay the govt to saturate that area to stop the rednecks from populating.....

Doesn't work ofc. The good ol' boys use em as float balloons during cobia season.

02-04-2012 , 12:50 AM

#1748

kevinb1983

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LOL wrong panhandle, but it appears your account name is spot on!

Last edited by kevinb1983; 02-04-2012 at 12:51 AM. Reason: zoiks, plz 2 not be a bannin me masa

02-04-2012 , 02:21 AM

#1749

dereku

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Someone from Tallahassee!?

02-04-2012 , 05:25 AM

#1750

zachvac

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lol going 74 in a 65 at 3:30am no one else on the road and I get pulled over. Only got a warning but still kinda ****ed up. Also he was a huge dick to me asking where I was going why etc. like wtf I shouldn't have to explain why I'm on a public road I'm a ****ing adult gtfo. Obv gotta be nice though or I prob wouldn't have gotten a warning. Just such a ****ed up system.

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