how much are they

story started with so much potential

meeeeeeh lol

I dont realyl think it works like that


In case you get 2nd date pussy act responsible and pull out before you finish please

sadly i have no idea what condoms to buy anyway, i've never really bought them for myself. the hookers always have some random one. usually they pull out some magnum XL for me and its like putting a toothpick in a ****in hotdog bun.

body spray? like axe? i have it on good authority that 94% of females over the age of 16 abhor axe.

i don't think i've ever gotten condoms from kroger but they are out in the open at my local walmart

yeah according to my research you should just use unscented antiperspirant, body spray is for noobs

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...psgi_KevdzcqkQ

try these. apparently they're supposed to be pretty good.

me, i can't understand how ppl have sex with condoms. that's one of the biggest advantages of being in a stable relationship. i even tried above condoms, threw all of them away.

well i mean i use it as more of a cologne, like i just spray a little over my clothes, just to make sure i smell fresh and what not, and i spray some on the ass of my pants, just so if i slip any silent ones out, they'll hopefully smell better.

i actually bought the new old spice body spray PURE SPORT. I had axe, which is good, but I wanted to give this a try.

anyway gents i'm out. thanks for all the advices. TR to follow obv.

rofl rofl sooo many gifs to choose from can't make mind up

disco for prez

No strat or anything for my Pooh Bah. Going to just take the oppurtunity to thank some specific people, some who read this thread and definitely some who don't.

I want to thank WCGRider for being the first person to stake me and teach me how to not suck.

I want to thank ZepHendrix for staking me and making me better even though I ran like complete trash on his stake.

I want to thank dtan05 for being an amazing inspiration in everything I do.

I want to thank RAW_FORCE for staking me once and also proving that us SSNL guys can "make it big time" if we try.

I want to thank JustForFunds for a plethora of things. The videos on DC, the help in the forums on DC, the entertaining CashPlays podcasts, and for being an overall "role model". He is the icon, in my eyes, of be smart, play well, think, and ball out.

I want to thank DamnRinger for his awesome vids on CardRunners.

I want to thank isunkurbattleship for being a peer and discussing random things with me always

I want to thank ********** for being my friend through the thick and thin (even if hes indifferent towards me)

I want to thank Nsoshnikov for giving me a different perspective of human emotion and logic

I want to thank SA16 for his awesome wit and sense of humor.

I want to thank Hoodlincs for coaching me for 4 months and turning me from marginal SSNL guy into decent winner. (hes MSNL 6m coach)

I want to thank my IRL friends, S1x, CallMeLucid for always being there for me and sticking by me. S1x has been very understanding through our coaching and my lack of responsibility after Black Friday. I owe him immensely for that. CallMeLucid is probably my closest friend, and he is a phenomenal poker player. Thank you for joining me in my mecca to see the Bouncing Souls live for the first time live.

I want to thank Conquistador28 for his random act of trust and kindness that led to making a new friend.

I want to thank JoeIngram1 for being the sickest alive since day 1. Who remembers 250k hands in 25nl? I DO

I want to thank CHipRick for being one the genuine fellows on these forums

I want to thank Cow and GoMuk, for being who they are.

I want to thank King Spew for taking time to try and teach me a thing or two about life

I want to thank Juan Valdez for being obsessed with me

Heres some wimmenz:



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lol idk wtf happened in this thread but I approve

edit: before I saw UCD's post

enjoyment confirmed, you obviously have a thing for girls of the phillipino/asian type look.

successful post is successful

i wanna know what the numbers on this girl mean.

dude filipino women are sooo sexy. but they are ****ing crazy

obligatory picture of self to compete with Disco. WHOSE FATTER? (me probably)



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this bitch is sexy... who dat?

good post. thanks for the shoutout! more epic so-cal trips in the future imo

just buy them from amazon.com. you can read reviews and wont have to be embarrassed to go pick them up and i doubt they would be most embarrassing thing on your credit card statement

are ppl really embarrassed to buy condoms irl? good, you should be, because this conversation happens every time after you leave

[a cool dude who's about to have sex buys condoms and shamefully walks out of the drugstore]
cashier 1: "haha look at that guy, buying condoms, a product people purchase from me 100 times/day, but i still notice every single time. he's going to have sex, and probably really soon. maybe even tonight. with a guy, because he's gay"
cashier 2: "yeah, i bet he puts his weird flesh tube into her strange holes and move it around, a lot, hahahaha this owns him somehow"
fin

warmest,
daniel

since you dont need the magnums, just buy the trojans in the blue box. any fancy condoms are unncessary as neither you nor her will be able to tell a difference.

I wouldnt buy condoms either, just steal them

edit: or go to teh casheir and say "THESE ARE FOR MY BUDDIES 18TH BDAY NEXT WEEK HEHEHEHEHE WE DOIN A PRANK!"

trojan enz is all I used when I was with my first gf who was a whore. they work pretty nicely

why use condoms w gf, make her get pill noob!

did you not read the "whore" part, lol