i would snap fold dude

Please please please reply back with renting stipulations. 700/ a month blah blah blah, then add in a subtle, can trade sex favors for rent if it helps.

report back to ur friends on 2+2

On the upside you won't need hookers anymore

don't stick your dick in crazy?

you guys giving serious advice gtfo

How crazy?

The Hot v Crazy Continum:




It may still be acceptable.

and never go down on a hooker, 2 rules to live by

am i seeing correctly that there are zero 200fr games going atm??

yes, i'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to stick your dick in crazy. especially not crazy that lives with you. i'm pretty sure I'm not going to allow her to move in, because that would upset my dog bigtime. Not to mention shes on a normy schedule, which would wake me and my dog up every morning when she went to work. but, I made plans to hang out with her friday night, so maybe i can see just how crazy she is. chances are i'll just try to keep seeing her and then slip her the disco beef at some point.

can any of you guys actually imagine a world where thy ********** could get laid without paying for it? pretty scary place to live in imo. even tho i have 0 game so chances of me actually boning this girl are like 1 in 100. instant TR if it were to happen tho.

this would be awesome. she could pay me like 200$/mo in rent, and give me 2 bj's a week and one full service tune up each week. if only the world worked this way.

lol. by the was nsosh, i'm kinda glad ovechkin took himself out of the all-star game. even tho his hit was like insanely illegal, it's kinda like hes jabbing back at the nhl for suspending him. an oviless all-star game is going to receive a few less ratings, which probably hurts the NHL's bottom line.

speaking of ovi and all-star games. my buddy hung out with ovi and the guy who keeps the cup last year when the all-star game was in raleigh. he said ovi can drink anyone under the table. he said what a normal shot is to most ppl, is like a whole 5th to ovi. he also said ovi played drunk during the all-star game.

dude honestly if u put as much time into trying to do that as u put into this forum, that world would not seems o far fetched to u.

provided it's a world you actually desire, ofc

but this forum's way more fun and rewarding to me than having sex with a girl then dealing with her feelings after.

FWIW, pretty sure there is a correlation between general craziness and how good a girl is in bed.

no money in 1/2. only money in .5/1 and 2/4

so that's a no then

jejeje

one of the first premiss posts i've found funny. only becuz its along the lines of my humor.

$100 says disco caves upon meeting this woman and allows her to live with him

lol, my thot 2, bw. lol

no disrespect db,,, but cmon, that's what's gunna happen ainec

its possible. by the way thanks for being the only mod with enough balls to finally ban the 2nd version of lesmurphy.

lol 2nd

there's a lot where the first 3 people are folding

where in that post did he say he was an Ovi hater?

my bad, i am so bad at reading lol