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05-30-2012 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
What if a woman owned it before? Would you pay extra?
no, i'd pay by the hour
05-30-2012 , 02:23 PM
one of my friends today just willingly made the choice to spend the rest of his life with one vagina. what a moran.
05-30-2012 , 02:24 PM
assumption?
05-30-2012 , 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by **********
one of my friends today just willingly made the choice to spend the rest of his life with one vagina. what a moran.
one of you will not be posting on 2p2 about his **** burning when he pees.
05-30-2012 , 02:35 PM
assumption?
05-30-2012 , 02:40 PM
yeah that was pretty sloppy of me, wp!
05-30-2012 , 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by **********
i don't know why ppl buy used cars. i don't feel comfortable driving around in someone else's former car that they farted in and rubbed their nuts on and probably had sex in the back seat in, got in all sweaty after the gym, dropped food crumbs and dirt all over it. i mean surely if bw had 50k to drop on a 2008 BMW, he coulda just gotten a pretty nice brand new car for 50k. and yeah i know about the whole blah blah when you walk out of the dealership you're new car drops like mass in value blah blah, well i'd rather have a brand new car that dropped in value, then riding around in someone else's former 4 year old cum dumpster. i'm of the belief that the value you lose in a new car, you gain back by not having to put thousands into repairs on an aging used car.

edit: besides, who would rather have a 2008 BMW when they could have a 2012 Ford Focus
After reading your hooker stories I'm kinda surprised you would be worried about a used car being dirty. I mean I'm pretty sure most hookers don't pass your rubbed nuts on, sex in the back seat, sweated all over, dropped crumbs and dirt on test of cleanliness.
05-30-2012 , 03:15 PM
05-30-2012 , 03:18 PM
disco can afford a new car, he cannot afford to sleep with exclusively virgins
05-30-2012 , 03:38 PM
ooooh just narrowly avoided making an potentially extremely offensive and ban-worthy joke
05-30-2012 , 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jah Onion
ooooh just narrowly avoided making an potentially extremely offensive and ban-worthy joke
were you gonna talk about poker sites people can play on a website dedicated to poker?
05-30-2012 , 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Malice's Attorney
were you gonna talk about poker sites people can play on a website dedicated to poker?
only paying members in this poker community can talk about poker on this forum dedicated solely to poker
05-30-2012 , 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Malice's Attorney
were you gonna talk about poker sites people can play on a website dedicated to poker?
lolol wp
05-30-2012 , 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bw07507
Right on the money. Was 44.7.

It only had 16k miles on it, in absolutely perfect condition. Why bother getting a new one for almost double the price? You realize these cars get fully detailed inside and out before they give them to you right disco?
not to be nosy, but how do you have 50k sitting around to spend on a toy with today's poker economy. higher than 1/2 barely runs anymore but apparently some people are still ballin??
05-30-2012 , 05:00 PM
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not to be nosy, but how do you have 50k sitting around to spend on a toy with today's poker economy. higher than 1/2 barely runs anymore but apparently some people are still ballin??
I have a decent amount of money saved + i owned 2 cars when I lived in New York (One for winter) so now that I only need one I was able to sell both and get an upgrade. Would it have been a smarter option to just sell one car and keep my other one? Yea, for sure, but you only live once right?
05-30-2012 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by bw07507
Right on the money. Was 44.7.

It only had 16k miles on it, in absolutely perfect condition. Why bother getting a new one for almost double the price? You realize these cars get fully detailed inside and out before they give them to you right disco?
nice buy and ride!!!
05-30-2012 , 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by CDoubleU
After reading your hooker stories I'm kinda surprised you would be worried about a used car being dirty. I mean I'm pretty sure most hookers don't pass your rubbed nuts on, sex in the back seat, sweated all over, dropped crumbs and dirt on test of cleanliness.
db you kinda stepped in that one.......wp sir
05-30-2012 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by _Goldseraph_
not to be nosy, but how do you have 50k sitting around to spend on a toy with today's poker economy. higher than 1/2 barely runs anymore but apparently some people are still ballin??
maybe he plays some live...easy money there... and all $$
05-30-2012 , 06:42 PM
Good lord, that is one expensive car. I own a 2001 BMW 538i...may not have the model right but a 5 series. Bought it five years ago and it was about $9000. I must have gotten a deal.
05-31-2012 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by waffe23
notsureifsrs
Completely serious. If you could predict the future of how much value something would have and everyone knew this, how would that value not exist now?
05-31-2012 , 01:17 PM
just figured I'd FYI everyone on what's going to happen to mergekeys when the new merge 6.0 software comes out in early june. The guy who programmed mergekeys says he doesn't currently have much time to spend making mergekeys work with the new update given he currently works a full time job. So, if you really love mergekeys and can't grind without it, and want it fixed up for the new merge software update, you should strongly consider sending some donations to the guy for his time/effort. You can find his donation info on the website, or you can always PM me for the info. If anyone happens to have access to the beta 6.0 please let me or him know, so he can try to get started on fixing mergekeys up.

Last edited by DiscoBisco; 05-31-2012 at 01:23 PM.
05-31-2012 , 01:23 PM
Just tried out the new Revolution gaming site that Lock switched to. Blows a big donkey dick. Games seem ok w/ decent traffic but software is just beyond terrible. For example you have to edit your options while sitting at a table and while your options tab is open you cannot play at all. Took me like 10 minutes to find how to get a 4 color deck and I'm pretty sure you can't auto top up unless you drop to below 10bb.

Oh yea, and the waiting list feature is absurdly stupid.
05-31-2012 , 01:26 PM
merge 6.0?

05-31-2012 , 01:31 PM
guess that puts to bed any rumours of lock having a hand in the dev of merge software
05-31-2012 , 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by bw07507
Just tried out the new Revolution gaming site that Lock switched to. Blows a big donkey dick. Games seem ok w/ decent traffic but software is just beyond terrible. For example you have to edit your options while sitting at a table and while your options tab is open you cannot play at all. Took me like 10 minutes to find how to get a 4 color deck and I'm pretty sure you can't auto top up unless you drop to below 10bb.

Oh yea, and the waiting list feature is absurdly stupid.
guess everyone will just have to keep playing on merge.....oh schucks

      
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