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03-03-2012 , 06:41 AM
Everything but hilarity
03-03-2012 , 06:50 AM
Go on....moar!
03-03-2012 , 07:33 AM
mergeeee

harddd
03-03-2012 , 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by SnappleUW
mergeeee

harddd
what do u mean?
03-03-2012 , 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by gadolparah
It's like 5 am and my best friends girlfriend just propositioned me.
Hilarity about to ensue
Relevant to my interests. Go on.
03-03-2012 , 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by gadolparah
It's like 5 am and my best friends girlfriend just propositioned me.
Hilarity about to ensue
best friends are hard to find...i have yet to meet a female worth losing my best friend over


I'm hoping you let your big head do the thinking in that situation.......

a friend of mine has a saying......find me a great looking woman and I'll show you someone that's tired of xxcking her
03-03-2012 , 11:23 AM
Without pics its unpossible to make an assessment
03-03-2012 , 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by raradevils
best friends are hard to find...i have yet to meet a female worth losing my best friend over


I'm hoping you let your big head do the thinking in that situation.......

a friend of mine has a saying......find me a great looking woman and I'll show you someone that's tired of xxcking her
knowledge bomb itt
03-03-2012 , 02:18 PM
does anyone really know how online pkr programs are written? like the rng, plus lets say i have poket 2's and 5 bet shoove pre, maybe the writer of the poker program put a line in the program that flops a 2 in this situation..dunno, but everytime i check jam the flop or turn i get there on the rivsky
03-03-2012 , 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE
Red rocket red rocket
03-03-2012 , 02:35 PM
[c1,c2] = ceil(rand(1,2)*52);
five_bet=rand(1);
two = mod(2,13);
if c1 == two && c2 == two && five_bet>0.9
flop_set = 1;
end
03-03-2012 , 02:53 PM
i knew it!

Last edited by K_2; 03-03-2012 at 02:54 PM. Reason: changing mywhole game around
03-03-2012 , 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by raradevils
best friends are hard to find...i have yet to meet a female worth losing my best friend over


I'm hoping you let your big head do the thinking in that situation.......

a friend of mine has a saying......find me a great looking woman and I'll show you someone that's tired of xxcking her
meh my best friends have dried up into acquaintances over the years, seems like when u get to 30 nobody stays in touch or puts work into their friendships anymore. everyone just moves around, has a family, gets obsessed with their kids/career and you never see them again. i went thru a tragedy a couple years ago and none of my best friends were there for me at all, anyway guess I'm a little bitter but like Doyle says I don't love any man.
03-03-2012 , 03:09 PM
do you guys know how to post videos to facebook?
03-03-2012 , 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by **********
do you guys know how to post videos to facebook?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cejk39VS8qc
03-03-2012 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by _Goldseraph_
meh my best friends have dried up into acquaintances over the years, seems like when u get to 30 nobody stays in touch or puts work into their friendships anymore. everyone just moves around, has a family, gets obsessed with their kids/career and you never see them again. i went thru a tragedy a couple years ago and none of my best friends were there for me at all, anyway guess I'm a little bitter but like Doyle says I don't love any man.
very true
03-03-2012 , 05:13 PM
If a girl Im seeing is try to sleep with one of my friends, they might as well do it b/c I wont be seeing her after that anyways.
03-03-2012 , 05:16 PM
this makes A LOT of sense
03-03-2012 , 05:32 PM
K2 I dont mean this in a mean way But are u a winning player?
03-03-2012 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by _Goldseraph_
meh my best friends have dried up into acquaintances over the years, seems like when u get to 30 nobody stays in touch or puts work into their friendships anymore. everyone just moves around, has a family, gets obsessed with their kids/career and you never see them again. i went thru a tragedy a couple years ago and none of my best friends were there for me at all, anyway guess I'm a little bitter but like Doyle says I don't love any man.
true story

once upon a time i was even more physically appealing than i am now. a good friend of mine used to treat his gf of two years like **** and finally they broke up for a full month. i got really drunk one night and she blew me. after that i would bang her drunk but only cause she made me horny and i couldnt help myself. while this was going on another buddys off and on gf came up to me in front of a few people at a party and offered to hook up in the bathroom. im pretty sure i would have accepted but i figured girl #1 would find out and then the fact i was banging her would be uncovered. i told my buddy about girl #2 as a friendly warning. later my buddy with girl #2 got rid of her and got girl #3. he noticed her behavior around me and seemed uncomfortable. one night he woke up drunk and found one of our friends playing with #3s tits on the couch.

i told friend 1 about banging his ex and things were never the same. we were friends but drifted apart after that. friend 2 was noticeably different after these instances, my two buddies never spoke again and it drove a wedge and caused division among all the mutual friends.

i think its important to balance your personal life with family, spouse, and friends. a lot of people let friends drift away and focus on their spouse but its unhealthy to begin with and the majority of time things dont work out. the guy ends up all lonely and pathetic calling up friends hes ignored for years.

the moral of the story is dont be a dick to your friends. oh and even good looking people have problems
03-03-2012 , 07:05 PM
you are hereby added to the list of people that should post more, joining the likes of **********, goldseraph, therenaissance, etc.
03-03-2012 , 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by hurt
you are hereby added to the list of people that should post more, joining the likes of **********, goldseraph, therenaissance, etc.
i lost track after he started adding in more friends #'s and more girl #'s. I couldn't remember who is who. But the moral of his story was received well.

I too had a friend in college that would bang every girl I was interested in behind my back. We barely talk at all anymore.
03-03-2012 , 08:11 PM
no real interesting story. i obviously didnt do anything. I think everyone was just really really drunk and this girl is like as far from being a slut as girls get. I know she really likes my friend and highly doubt shes the type to mess around. Id be surprised if she even remembered it today. I felt obligated to tell my friend, but i dont want to cause drama or start **** so i tried to make it as light as possible and let him do as he may.

I understand people saying that your friends kind of dissipate as you get older, but id like to hope that wont happen to me. I have a few very close friends who i would consider family, and definitely wouldnt do anything to jeopardize that. bros before hoes yo.
03-03-2012 , 08:18 PM
I would say it depends on the friendship.

Case #1
Childhood best friend. Very close up until our mid 20's. When we were still in our teens I had previously hooked up with one of his ex's and it was cool. Anyways, he breaks up with his then girlfriend of around a year and moved ~300 miles away. Probably 4-5 months after they separated I end up hooking up with his ex and he gets furious and blows me up with drunken text about how shady I am and ****. Still don't truthfully understand his beef but needless to say him and I haven't talked one word since that night and that was 2007. I've since come to feel like he held some resentment for the first ex of his that I got with and that this one was just the tipping point.

Case #2
I knew a guy from school that was pretty good friends with a lot of my friends and I would party with him quite a bit. We got along well just never really hung out together other than to party or grab some grub. Anyways he was constantly trying to hit on my then girlfriend when I wasn't around. Now she was smoking hot and everybody would constantly hit on her so I was used to it and never started any kind of beef. Needless to say our relationship never became anything other than mutual acquaintances. We're still friends on facebook and still will party together if him and I are at the same place. No hard feelings, just never wanted to befriend the guy after him trying to hook up with her.

Case #3
I have one friend in particular who him and I have passed numerous girls back and forth. Never been an issue although none of them were ever current girlfriends or anything. It was more like if on of our ex's or somebody we had been hooking up with was at a bar or something neither of us ever cared if the other tried to hook up. It was always just cool like that for some reason and we're still very good friends to this day.
03-03-2012 , 08:18 PM
Also gotta link to this:

http://stabyourself.net/mari0/#download

Odd url but nothing shady i promise. Its super mario but you get to play through with the portal gun. So fun

      
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