amber heard lesbo afaik

i'd pay good money to watch that

lol that picture is ridiculously large. I can see individual strands of hair.

disco you cannot be posting such a massive picture in here, it was so big i couldnt even find the box where i can type in a message

but you have to be able to get close enough to the women you love to see their facial hair.

2nd 9% for AGQ in last few days, weeee

Amber Heard Extremely NSFW

hey malice, am i the only one that gets nervous when a good friend of mine says "hey i gave my financial guy your phone number and hes gonna call you....you have to start investing however he tells you too"

You, good sir, have just completed my life. That was amazing. Those are the perfect tits imo. Her body type reminds me a lot of that porn star i banged Emma Mae. Very similar in a lot of ways. That's my type of girl.

wait wat? u banged emma mae? trip report!

u sir are my ***** hero. shes one of my repeat spankwires.

-Moes is so much better than all
-Amber Heard is hot

that is all

not sure if trolling, but i only get the top ~100 pixels of this image which isn't much to fap to

wow I was on the moe's bandwagon like 4 years ago... but have since given in that chiplotle is better... maybe i should give moes another legit shot at having my business.

Never eaten at Moes before, apparently there's one 15 minutes from here though so might have to check it out.

what does he mean by 'financial guy,' a dude who works at the edward jones between the dry cleaners and subway?

go for the joe bag...good eats

He just means a dude who makes 100k/year by telling people to "buy and hold" and to "diversify".

It's ok but the thing that really blows is that they scream "welcome to moe's" whenever anybody comes in (actually do they still do this?), which is mildly disorienting at first and then quickly grows tiresome and inane. So much so that I started going to chipotle literally across the street. I mean there at least I feel better knowing that "a portion of their produce is grown organically and bought locally" or that their meat is raised without one specific hormone (or is it antibiotic? w/e, I digress), or that their chickens get to spend their short lives in 4 square feet instead of 1. They do have corn in ours, Disco. Also, for some reason the women in chipotle are consistently hotter.

yeah, lol, i've given emma the beef 3 times in basically every position possible.

i dunno, whoever he gives his money to invest for him. broker? i have no clue about this financial stuff.

disco is also in the kendra wilkinson sex tape

There are very very very few people who beat the market, so when you factor in their 1% fee it's usually not profitable compared to standard indexing

yeah, i hate when friends say things like "hey my guy's gonna give you a call" cuz then you feel like a ****ing dick if you say nah brah i'm good.

wtf i thought this was just a one time thing. you are a repeat customer baller?

i need an investment guy