not sure how the shaved head look is working for me. in b4 lesmurphy/davidduval/insert random jerk off name here says i look like a fat peice of ****

You look like a bald piece of ****

for me it's the topping selection. If you go to qdoba or chipotle, you literally get like 3 things to choose from. Cooked onions/peppers, lettuce, cheese, and some sort of salsa. At moes, you have fresh onions, cilantro, corn, sour cream, guac, pickled jalapenos, fresh jalapenos, mushrooms, cooked onions/peppers, bacon, black olives, chipotle ranch.

I mean, how can that extended selection not make people prefer moes? Not to mention I'm a chicken guy, and IMO, the chicken at moes is big and chunky and tender. The chicken at qdoba and chipotle is like little peices of cut up rat meat. Quite often peices of it aren't well cooked at all.

a bald piece of **** with integrity!!! haha

need to skin that thing, looks like spraypainted hair atm

rapist itt. seriously tho i am rockin the shaved head too, once you shave you never go back as you realize hair is a ridiculous waste of time and basically a pet to take care of. i would def try to get cut though as the shaved head look is wayyy better if youre muscular than if youre fat.

chipotle is pretty bad, maybe cause I'm a vegetarian but their tacos are horrible and their bean burritos are just ok. i mean, it's basically a tex-mex mcdonald's. moe's is slightly better imo but also nothing special.

they have a place around orlando called Tijuana Flats that blows both of them out of the water, luckily I have one across the street.

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i prefer chipotle because i think their ingredients taste fresher. you forgot one of the biggest things moes has going for it: free chips/salsa and moes mondays.

however, chipotle does sketch me out b/c its owned by mcdonalds, which is a disgusting and evil corporation

So whats going on. Someone please tell me.


Is merge safe for at least one month?

Are we really living The Matrix?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...2377851&type=1

http://thechive.com/2009/04/28/only-...nia-23-photos/


couple pic collections shot in my home country <3 skip the ones w/writing obv unless u wanna translate that ****

which one are you?

Possible incoming prop bet.

If I were to send every hot girl I know on facebook a message saying I will pay them 500-1k to have sexual relations with them, how many do you think would agree?

This wouldn't be illegal would it?

it's fine.

yea i dont see how that could be legal. too desperate bro im getting you a mail order bride for Christmas

Urgent request, plea, or entreaty; enticing, asking. The criminal offense of urging someone to commit an unlawful act.

Criminal solicitation commonly involves crimes such as prostitution and drug dealing, though politicians have been convicted for solicitation of a bribe. The crime of solicitation is completed if one person intentionally entices, advises, incites, orders, or otherwise encourages another to commit a crime. The crime solicited need not actually be committed for solicitation to occur.

Though if you could actually do this, I would really be interested in seeing how many accept. I also think it would be incredibly interesting to see which dollar amount yields the highest acceptance rate on average. I would suspect that many who turn you down for 500 would accept 10,000. Developing a nash equilibrium strategy for soliciting prostitution from your facebook friends, anyone?

only one way to find out imo. if i had to guess 0.3% (excluding strippers etc) via facebook pm. 6% in a less creepy way

also you have to follow up on post 1

yeah, i want to find out what type of girls accept, and how much they would accept. you're right in assuming girls that turn down 500 would likely accept 10k lol. every girl has some sort of price. I have a feeling that if I just hit up the girls that were in obvious desperate financial shape, they'd accept for 500-1k.

meh, post 1 just was my realization that every girl really is just a dumb whore. This girl i sent flowers too, I was hanging out with her pretty regularly for a few weeks, and then 5 days ago she just completely stopped talking to me out of nowhere. Ignored me for like 5 days. Then she sent me a message today telling me she's in love with some dood in Iraq and it wouldn't be right to keep seeing me. So, pretty much she just busted her load in my face and didn't even offer me a kleenex.

I thought she was different, she seemed so cool and down to earth, and she was ok with my weed smoking, poker playing (play poker, me???), and staying up til 4am. Then she just turned out to be like all the rest. I was starting to build up a little faith again in the female race, and now I've lost all faith.

I feel like the fb message wouldn't succeed b/c the girls would just assume your acct got hacked or something. Especially if they had a friend who also received the same message from you.

the difference between a girl and a hooker is you cant get mad at a girl for not putting out imo

true story

one of my bros best friends dated this really hot chick for years. she was really hot and not like a stripper or skanky. one day she told him this story about how a guy she knew paid her $600 to bang (before they were dating). i lost a lot of respect for her when i heard that but i also had a raging boner

the end

by the way if any of you guys are looking for a super hot young new actress to fap to, try amber heard. she was in this movie the rum diary i was watching last night. she is amazingly hot.

i need a name, and some contact info please k thanks