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Old 02-04-2012, 01:56 PM   #1771
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speeding ticket? lol. a couple weeks ago, i got pulled speeding with an oz of pot on me and paraphernalia. the speeding was the least of my ****ing problems.

1 - hire lawyer
2 - pay lawyer to get speeding ticket and paraphernalia charges dropped
3 - eat possession charge and pay fines/lawyer fees
4 - profit?

The only way to get it off my record is to take classes and be sober for a year...........LOL.
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how can you come into this thread after your date and talk about speedning tickets rather than what happened ?

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speeding ticket? lol. a couple weeks ago, i got pulled speeding with an oz of pot on me and paraphernalia. the speeding was the least of my ****ing problems.
Back when I used to smoke, I had a bag with an oz of pot in the back of my car. Obviously I get pulled over for speeding coming back from a casino on an Indian Reservation. The cop at one point asked me did you buy anything on the reservation? I obviously very calmly said no and then he let me go with a warning. Very scary for sure.
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speeding ticket? lol. a couple weeks ago, i got pulled speeding with an oz of pot on me and paraphernalia. the speeding was the least of my ****ing problems.

1 - hire lawyer
2 - pay lawyer to get speeding ticket and paraphernalia charges dropped
3 - eat possession charge and pay fines/lawyer fees
4 - profit?

The only way to get it off my record is to take classes and be sober for a year...........LOL.



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driving noob here, luckily the least of my worries.
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yeah unfortunately when you're 28, you start thinking about those things. i'm only a few years from being in my 30's, and when you're in your 30's it becomes much harder to find propsects to settle down with. i need to take care of this in the next few years if it's ever gonna happen imo. one of my biggest life fears really is being the old guy with nobody.
It does? You are a guy, you can get chicks when you are 50. I've seen tons and tons of old dudes banging hot young chicks. Not even all of them are rich. One cool thing about being a guy, is it doesn't matter what you look like, so being old doesn't matter that much.
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Eric,

how can you come into this thread after your date and talk about speedning tickets rather than what happened ?

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Dear Marvin,

Thanks for writing. My date went well. Went to dinner, then got some ice cream, then sat on my couch and smoked a little bit and talked for like 3 or 4 hours. I made her laugh the whole night, whipping out all my voice impersonations and just being the funny ********** that I am. The kisses are still on cheek, but getting closer to mouth. For the first time in my life I actually find myself hanging out with a girl and not thinking about tits and ass, but instead actually enjoying her company and enjoying talking to her. This is a new world I live in.

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very nice man, sounds good.

gotta run and get drunk now , keep us updated!
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Dear Marvin,

Thanks for writing. My date went well. Went to dinner, then got some ice cream, then sat on my couch and smoked a little bit and talked for like 3 or 4 hours. I made her laugh the whole night, whipping out all my voice impersonations and just being the funny ********** that I am. The kisses are still on cheek, but getting closer to mouth. For the first time in my life I actually find myself hanging out with a girl and not thinking about tits and ass, but instead actually enjoying her company and enjoying talking to her. This is a new world I live in.

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very nice man, sounds good.

gotta run and get drunk now , keep us updated!
Merlin,

Have fun.

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Jeremy,

thanks, its my bday tomorrow. Im gonna get drunk and try to get laid w an underage chick. wish me luck.

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2p2 Merge Regs Thread,

Why am I still with this girl? She ****ing tried to tell me I couldn't go a comic book shop to sell some cards (would take 1 hour) then she tells me to pay for her gas for a date we had 1 week ago where I paid for everything (100$ in total). Then on top of it, she blows up my phone 20 times trying to apologize THEN when I ask her if shes coming over for Super Bowl she says she won't touch me.

I've been with her for almost 5 years. WHAT TEH **** IS WRONG WITH ME??

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Old 02-04-2012, 03:29 PM   #1783
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Dearest Julien,

Find another filipino.

With love,
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Julien,

shes prolly pretty hot and/or gives great head? idk

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Marvin,

She is very beautiful and awesome in bed, she's also very funny and highly intelligent. In fact, she's got everything I love/want. Except shes a major bitch.

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