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while i normally laugh at how piss-poor yahoo articles are, i thought this one was worthy of a post.

http://news.yahoo.com/battle-homs-wa...101000067.html

02-23-2012 , 06:53 AM

#2878

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

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supersize me had tremendous value

02-23-2012 , 09:57 AM

#2879

RAW_FORCE

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 5,321

the best part of switching from pt3 to hem has been seeing my winrate double now that i use bb. seriously it feels a lot better to look at 5bb than 2.5ptbb (not my actual wr)

02-23-2012 , 10:09 AM

#2880

King Spew

Just average

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 15,220

*KS wishes winrate above 0.00* FU DOJ

Last edited by King Spew; 02-23-2012 at 10:10 AM. Reason: I suck. wouldn't pull 0.00 with 30K hands a month

02-23-2012 , 10:40 AM

#2881

david duval

banned

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 63

bye

Last edited by King Spew; 02-23-2012 at 11:35 AM.

02-23-2012 , 10:42 AM

#2882

TheRenaissance

Carpal \'Tunnel

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02-23-2012 , 10:51 AM

#2883

NCSU07

veteran

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02-23-2012 , 01:25 PM

#2884

ranil

adept

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE

the best part of switching from pt3 to hem has been seeing my winrate double now that i use bb. seriously it feels a lot better to look at 5bb than 2.5ptbb (not my actual wr)

brag post?
u like 10bb and 5ptbb?

02-23-2012 , 02:17 PM

#2885

RAW_FORCE

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 5,321

Quote:

Originally Posted by ranil

brag post?
u like 10bb and 5ptbb?

this is exactly why i included those parenthesis, cant be a brag if it's not real

02-23-2012 , 02:43 PM

#2886

Jah Onion

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5 posters on this page have a man's face as their avatar

#uselesstrivia

02-23-2012 , 02:44 PM

#2887

MaliceUW

banned

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pm's/miners killin it lately, easier than playing poker imo

02-23-2012 , 02:46 PM

#2888

K_2

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jah only sleeps when he gives his dreams permission to come into his head

02-23-2012 , 03:37 PM

#2889

Jah Onion

Carpal \'Tunnel

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and even then I'm awake but in a different dimension

02-23-2012 , 03:58 PM

#2890

RAW_FORCE

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 5,321

any interest in sponsoring a rap competition for the micro FR forum? several of us will chip in a small amount of money, they have to write and perform a brief rap and post it to youtube, best one wins the pot.

02-23-2012 , 04:08 PM

#2891

SA16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE

in, need a theme for the raps though imo

02-23-2012 , 04:11 PM

#2892

gadolparah

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some possible themes:

1. Pretend your Les Murphy
2. With a Russian accent
3. Hookers

02-23-2012 , 04:19 PM

#2893

H0NEY BADGER

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remove the numbers and make that one theme

02-23-2012 , 04:21 PM

#2894

gadolparah

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadolparah

some possible themes:

Pretend your Les Murphy with a Russian accent talking bout hookers

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0NEY BADGER

remove the numbers and make that one theme

done

02-23-2012 , 04:49 PM

#2895

1a2a3a

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE

extremely in

02-23-2012 , 04:52 PM

#2896

DiscoBisco

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

Here's my submission: The theme is "What hurt would do to conquistador's gf"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROW1J...eature=related

02-23-2012 , 04:59 PM

#2897

nsosnhikov

stranger

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadolparah

some possible themes:

1. Pretend your Les Murphy
2. With a Russian accent
3. Hookers

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0NEY BADGER

remove the numbers and make that one theme

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadolparah

done

Daaaaa, I was f&cking hooker Anna
All five hundred kilogram
Then she took all my Rubles
Faster than Gary Neville scam

Maybe was the vodka?
Head is never aching worse
That c&nt Anna was a robber
Told me she was nurse

Before anorexic Anna
I f&ck cow goddess Inga
Said she gambled for a living
But I think she just meant zynga

Inga was too fat to run
But that bitch robbed me too
Told her pimp I had some AIDS
Now I’m banned by King Spew

But finest f&ck I’ve ever had
I give crown to Zoya
We f&ck for days, she bill for months
Would have made good lawyer

Why so many hookers Les?
What the f&ck wrong with me?
But wait, was not hookers
All along was UCD